Something schadenfreudean this way comes…? (thanks to JD)

The People’s Organized Occupying Revolutionaries do not “steal” from “businesses.” What P.O.O.R does is liberates material goods being hoarded by the labor-robbers and demands that privately appropriated property and space be turned over to the collective as a matter of human rights. So the People can take a squirt and maybe fix their zombie make-up. Get it right, bourgeois pigs. Or the People — as a means toward supporting a

Left-wing Nation columnist Eric Alter scans his daughter’s eighth grade reading list and suddenly finds himself a paranoid right-wing nutjob who hates science, hates brown people, and is terrified even to encounter the views of the Other. Albeit one who probably takes great care to limit his carbon footprint. (h/t Baseball Crank)

Occupy Atlanta Wall Street call and response: “You can have sex with animals or whatever.” No, really. Clearly, this is bad news for those giant alien snails attacking Miami who had hoped to make their way north. Not to mention for the “whatevers” — which, once they figures out what they, had better start carrying weapons, or at the very least learn to effectively clench their ass cheeks. **** update:

DCCC sends out a petition asking people to support Occupy Wall Street. The People’s Organized Occupying Revolutionaries? They are now, per the Democrat Party, the “middle class.” I’ve said it before but let me repeat it here: you can’t spell “useful idiots” without “idiots.” Seems to me the Dems know their base.

As Coptic Christians are slaughtered in Egypt, the White House calls for restraint. From both sides. — Though as a practical matter, I don’t think he has much to worry about from the slaughtered Christians. So that’s gotta be a relief.

Unfortunately for Obama, not everyone spends the weekends golfing. Nor are they incapable of multitasking. (h/t Weasel Zippers)

Jonah Goldberg: Where’s the proof that Obama is a master of public policy? To be sure there’s ample proof that he’s a master at talking about public policy, describing the problems, summarizing the current thinking, regurgitating all of the reigning clichés and platitudes. But where’s the evidence that he’s actually good at public policy? It’s a sincere question: What have been the truly innovative, groundbreaking or even unconventional big public

…suggests that perhaps the People’s Organized Occupying Revolutionaries aren’t all that organized. Nor representative of the people. Of course, keep in mind that to believe this, you have to believe the anecdotal evidence of a single corporate mouthpiece who has spent his life worshiping the free market system, having early on pickled himself in the brackish waters of reactionary right wing politics. So there’s that.

Which is hardly surprising. And I don’t mean from an ideological perspective, either — though naturally there’s no surprise there, either. No, I mean it’s unsurprising from a numbers perspective. After all, these people make up 99% of us. Doesn’t leave a whole lot of room for dissenters — which at this point are down to far-right fringe extremist conservatives with no soul, and a bunch of Jew bankers. That’s