Wait, didn’t I just see this on an episode of “Boston Public”…? Only the female teacher was played by Fyvush Finkel…?

From David Tell’s Weekly Standard column, “Church of the Objectivity”: The current Newsweek has a long, cover-story retrospective on the siege of Bethlehem’s Church of the Nativity. The piece is invaluable for its detail — but exasperating for the filter of ‘objectivity’ through which correspondent Joshua Hammer apparently feels obliged to view his otherwise excellent work. The standoff in Manger Square, Hammer writes, ‘seemed to capture the essence of the

The New York Post reports that Huey Lewis is hung like a Clydesdale. Whereas Greenday’s Billie Joe Armstrong….well, let’s just say he’s got a great personality. And some people still won’t take the Post seriously as a news, er, organ…

Oh, Britney! You naughty li’l minx, you! Such a nasty girl you are. All’s I can say is, somebody’s due for a good spanking. A nice, loooong spanking, too. Yup. It’ll be for your own good, though, honey. Trust me. This’ll hurt me a lot more than it hurts you, Britney baby…

Oh, Britney! You naughty li’l minx, you! Such a nasty girl you are. All’s I can say is, somebody’s due for a good spanking. A nice, loooong spanking, too. Yup. It’ll be for your own good, though, honey. Trust me. This’ll hurt me a lot more than it hurts you, Britney baby…

First, it was the Yale chick, with her “bobbin’-for-apples, if-you-know-what-I-mean”-lifestyle column. Now, even certain fish are getting involved with the intrigue of sexual politics: Swedish scientists have found that female brown trout fake orgasms in about half of their spawnings. Erik Peterrson of Sweden’s National Board of Fisheries said out of 117 spawnings they observed, 69 were false orgasms. During a normal spawning, the female digs a gravel pit for

Here. Here’s some Republican helmed Nanny-statism.

…So I’m watching “Good Morning, America,” and Diane Sawyer is interviewing some bossy health Nazi who’s just written a book, Restaurant Confidential, promising to expose the “dirty little secrets” of restaurant fare. Among the startling revelations? That cheese fries are high in calories and fat, and that restaurants are giving you too much food for your money. Curse your capitalism! Damn your double-edged potato skin generosity! In fact, Diane Sawyer

Gary: “Dominus vobiscum.” Meersman: “Et cum spiritu tuo.” Gary (grinning): “There’ll always be a Meersman.”

Gary: “Dominus vobiscum.” Meersman: “Et cum spiritu tuo.” Gary (grinning): “There’ll always be a Meersman.”