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More on that non-existent Iraq-al Qaeda link

Stephen Hayes, writing in the Weekly Standard, continues bringing to light Iraq-al Qaeda connections.  From “The Missing Link:  What the Senate report really says about Iraq and al Qaeda,” July 26: In the flood of comment that greeted the Senate Intelligence Committee’s 511-page report on pre-Iraq war intelligence, no one remarked upon this sentence from the document about the Iraq-al Qaeda connection: “Any indication of a relationship between these two

Voi puzzo degli uomini

These sorry prima donnas owe every man, woman, and child in French Lick, Indiana a pepperoni-stuffed calzone and a six-pack of Moretti.  Whipped by men who drive Vespas.  How humiliating is that…?

Something Tells Me I’m Into Something Good

Sorry, but in 1965 I was touring with Herman’s Hermits (tambourine, background vocals) and dating this really mod bird called Zoey.  Who spoke with a fake British accent and wore the most adorable thigh-high go-go boots.  And could suck the filling out of a pinhole in an eclair, God save the queen. **** h/t michele, who makes me blush.

Something Tells Me I’m Into Something Good

Sorry, but in 1965 I was touring with Herman’s Hermits (tambourine, background vocals) and dating this really mod bird called Zoey.  Who spoke with a fake British accent and wore the most adorable thigh-high go-go boots.  And could suck the filling out of a pinhole in an eclair, God save the queen. **** h/t michele, who makes me blush.

Sybilspeak

Yeah, so?  What business is it of yours?  Do me a favor, leave me alone.  Stop badgering me.  But buy me a drink first, please.  If it’s not too much trouble.  Or don’t, I really don’t care.  You nasty, nasty jaggoff.  update:  I’m sorry.  update 2:  You miserable crack whore.  …Say, you wanna go for some sushi with me later…?

Daily Double (or, Fun with the Past Tense)

“Two Al Qaeda Bigs Among Many Caught in Pakistan”: Pakistani authorities have arrested several suspected Al Qaeda militants, including two high-ranked terrorists sought by the United States, officials said Tuesday. Interior Minister Faisal Saleh Hayyat told Pakistan’s Geo television that authorities had nabbed two “high-level Al Qaeda terrorists” who have U.S. bounties on their heads. He said the men were arrested in Punjab province in the past two days but

Politicizing the War on Terror:  You decide 2004

“U.S. officials: Intel dated back as far as 2000, 2001” U.S. officials say the detailed surveillance photos and documents that prompted higher terror warnings dated from as far back as 2000 and 2001, and Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge said Tuesday the government concluded “it was essential” to publicize it and raise the terror alert. Speaking at a news conference in New York, Ridge said that because of the heightened

Politicizing the War on Terror:  You decide 2004

“U.S. officials: Intel dated back as far as 2000, 2001” U.S. officials say the detailed surveillance photos and documents that prompted higher terror warnings dated from as far back as 2000 and 2001, and Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge said Tuesday the government concluded “it was essential” to publicize it and raise the terror alert. Speaking at a news conference in New York, Ridge said that because of the heightened

Kibbles and Bits (and bits and bits)

Evidently, masturbation is a lost art among the Myanmarese….

John Edwards professes his love for bunnies

Edwards:  “It’s true.  I love bunnies.  I find them to be quite adorable.  What of it?” ***update*** Jimmy Carter responds:  “Bunnies are the Devil’s handmaidens, John.  And they can swim like fish.  Giant, hairy, buck-toothed fish.  Watch yourself.”*