Female Dinner Guest:  “Why yes, thank you, we’d love some wine –” Male Dinner Guest:  “– So long as you haven’t had the bottle in your ass, she means –” Female Dinner Guest 2:  “– Not that there’s anything wrong with that.  It’s just, well…you understand…”

From the Boston Globe: The Kerry campaign removed a 20-page batch of documents yesterday from its website after The Boston Globe quoted a Navy officer who said the documents wrongly portrayed Kerry’s service. Edward Peck had said he—not Kerry—was the skipper of Navy boat No. 94 at a time when the Kerry campaign website credited the senator with serving on the boat. The website had described Kerry’s boat as being

From the Boston Globe: The Kerry campaign removed a 20-page batch of documents yesterday from its website after The Boston Globe quoted a Navy officer who said the documents wrongly portrayed Kerry’s service. Edward Peck had said he—not Kerry—was the skipper of Navy boat No. 94 at a time when the Kerry campaign website credited the senator with serving on the boat. The website had described Kerry’s boat as being

The missing 23+ percent?  Italian haircare products and an assortment of imported deli meats, if I had to guess.  Oh, and aspic.  Fops love aspic.

The missing 23+ percent?  Italian haircare products and an assortment of imported deli meats, if I had to guess.  Oh, and aspic.  Fops love aspic.

1.  “The notion of Henry James entering into a homosexual, or indeed a heterosexual, relationship with another human being is, not to put too fine a point on it, unthinkable.  Henry James, happily bonking away, would not be Henry James”—Joseph Epstein, “The Author as Character, The Weekly Standard, August 9 2004. 2.  “Honey, you are the star that makes my Little Dipper Big”—some guy at a hotel bar in Reno,

1.  “The notion of Henry James entering into a homosexual, or indeed a heterosexual, relationship with another human being is, not to put too fine a point on it, unthinkable.  Henry James, happily bonking away, would not be Henry James”—Joseph Epstein, “The Author as Character, The Weekly Standard, August 9 2004. 2.  “Honey, you are the star that makes my Little Dipper Big”—some guy at a hotel bar in Reno,

Nope.  But I ain’t staying here, either. Later, all.

Nope.  But I ain’t staying here, either. Later, all.

Picture me in bermuda shorts, leather jacket, and biker boots—my hair greased into a shiny, waterproof ducktail, the muscles in my arms and legs taut and sure. You ready?  And, wheeeeeeee…!