Reached for comment, Eminem, Vanilla Ice, and about every fourth white American teen (to include White Hispanics) between the ages of 12 and 17, all agreed that the dress code was, in fact, inherently racist, and that the crackers who run that bitch need somebody to give them the pimp hand. — Whereas Michelle Horovitz did not respond to questions about why it was she assumed only black youth dress

Does anybody know exactly what “scabbies” looks like?  Also, is it possible to contract whatever that is from  having inadvertently shared your porch with the eleven teenagers you found sleeping there this morning when you went outside to drink your coffee — only one of whom could speak any English, and even then, could only manage to say “which way to food stamp place?” and “why you so hate the

Katie Pavlich: An internal Border Patrol executive summary obtained by Townhall confirms that at least 16 unaccompanied illegal minors (those under the age of 18, according to U.S. government policy), are members of the brutal El Salvadorian street gang Mara Salvatrucha—or MS-13. Gang members left graffiti on the walls of the Nogales Border Patrol processing center, which suggested they had ties to the organization. “Border Patrol Agents (BPAs) and Customs

Dude, are those piñatas?   Swinging in the trees?  Because I could have sworn that when I went to bed last night that the only thing hanging from those trees down the block was a whole entire shitload of not piñatas… — Although I have to say, I’m not hating this sudden craving I’m having for smothered chile rellenos and a post-July 4 fireworks show.  So, glass half full and whatnot,

Well, why should they?  I mean, who are you, anyway?  Obama is King.  And kings don’t ask permission.  Nor are they committed to following federal law. Or abiding the rights of states and local governments. Why, it’s almost as if this local flunky believes he matters: Alan Long, the mayor of Murrieta, California, defended the protests in his community this week. [He] also told FOX News the federal government have

So. A fake pragmatist and real Marxist has decided, quietly, to back a fake Indian and real Marxist against another fake centrist and real Marxist.  Oh, the intrigue!  Except that no matter how you slice it, the Democrats are looking once again to nominate a Marxist.  Which should do wonders for the economy. Better hope Hillary doesn’t have any dirt on you, Mr Obama.  And as for you, Ms Warren,