World Series Bound!
21 wins in 22 games. 7-0 in the playoffs. The Colorado Rockies — that’s right, the Colorado Rockies — are going to the World Series.
Not having any Champagne on hand, I just poured a mixture of baking soda and vinegar over my head, and thanked all my fans for their support.
Life is best when lived vicariously through the accomplishments of others, don’t you think?
Anyway, congrats to the Purple Reign! And congrats to me. Because let’s face it: I warned you guys all year about this team.
My genius. It knows no bounds.