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Back On Line [Dan Collins]

My favorite moron pundit.

Good news: Only one in 6 or 7 Americans an abject jackass.  So, please keep in mind that we attract a very special kind of troll here.

Candidate contemplates symbolic removal of cufflinks

Bob Owens still waiting for TNR retraction, getting too old for this shit

15 Replies to “Back On Line [Dan Collins]”

  1. Mikey NTH says:

    Ah, the old “dissent is the highest form of patriotism” ploy. Sort of like you have to be cruel to be kind. So young, so incoherent – he certainly will go far in politics!

  2. Moron Pundit says:

    Dan, you rule. If you weren’t a feckless Favre worshiper I’d probably fly you to Massachusetts and propose.

    God, I hate spelling that name. I smell a rant.

  3. Dan Collins says:

    I’m in Vermont, you know, but I’d have to clear it with my wife.

  4. Moron Pundit says:

    It was never meant to be. It would never work out. The knowledge of your desperate man-love for Favre would always haunt the relationship.

  5. Dan Collins says:

    Ah, well. As Caric, Greenwald, Wolcott, Perrin, and a host of other manly lefties would point out, I bask in the reflected potency of my sports teams, because my testes have crawled up inside and died for fear of being ass-raped by a Muslim (who nevertheless would probably be circumcised, at least). And they’re right, I suppose. I have so little self-awareness that I don’t even realize I watch sports to justify my interest in Viagra and Levitra commercials.

  6. Noah D says:

    Only one in 6 or 7 Americans an abject jackass traitor.

    Fixed that for you.

  7. Noah D says:

    HTML hates me, and the feeling is mutual.

    They’re still traitors.

  8. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    Ok, Obama has dropped the United States flag lapel pin as he is running for President of the United States? I mean that will excite the few morons/traitors out there, but that’s it. What a dumb man. Well, he’ll get the black vote and the traitor vote. That won’t be enough to beat Hillary, barack. Just unbelievably stupid.

  9. Moron Pundit says:

    Well, at least watching Football implies that you’re smart.

    Gay, but smart.

    Heh.

  10. kelly says:

    “That won’t be enough to beat Hillary, barack. Just unbelievably stupid.”

    True, but methinks Barry is angling for the Veep slot. From what I understand, Barry’s quite articulate, though.

  11. McGehee says:

    And clean.

    Or so I hear.

  12. Major John says:

    I would love to talk to one of the “better off if we lose” respondents before I reach Iraq. I guess I could ask if this means they hope I am killed or injured? DO they want the Iraqis I train to be killed or injured? Our taxpayer provided equipment destroyed?

    Also, who do they want to “win”? AQ? The Iranians? The Syrians?

    Potlach, it is.

  13. Moron Pundit says:

    Major John, that’s exactly the question I was asking at my site. Exactly how does the United States losing make ANYONE better off. One could argue rather convincingly that whatever losses we are incurring due to our presence have a negligible effect on overall American prosperity while the consequences of our pullout would be catastrophic for millions of people and potentionally (through oil, etc.) effect the prosperity of everyone on Earth.

    So, exactly what the fuck are they talking about?

  14. nk says:

    Barack Hussein Obama is not going to get “the black vote”. Bet you an American-made full-size American flag. “It” is gonna go to Hillary. He’s just “acting too white”. Never mind that he’s never proved that he committed an act of adultery. He’s never, even, diverted welfare money to his mistress. And what the hell was he thinking, getting good grades in school? And Law Review? Oreo!

  15. Andrew says:

    Your veep theory may just be right. It’s quite clear the guy’s grasping at whatever bilge-rotten straws are available to keep his name in the news. Who is Hillary going to want for a veep? A Cheney, who could do the job she does, or another Gore-bot she can keep next to the fireplace to point cameras at? Barack is the new Gore. He’s one of them nice, clean, air-tic-yoo-late colored chappies that won’t mess the house or leave NAACP money lyin’ around. He can go fulminate about doing things in new ways while Hill does the real work. A take charge woman next to a handsome young black man who’ll smile and smile and is thus totally not an Uncle Tom? Done deal.

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