PajamasXpress blogger Flemming Rose* learned yesterday that he was the target of a planned terrorist attack. The editor who published the controversial Mohammed cartoons writes that he is determined not to let the revelation change his life.
Shorter Greenwald (I learned this from Belle Waring): he asked for it.
‘Course, it’s not like Olbermann receiving white powder in a letter. That’s just out of bounds, and not a joking matter. Real, bona fide hatefulness may be sampled here. And don’t forget to help Gleen speak trooth to the kosmos by hitting that PayPal button. He’s an important voice of sanity, reason, and psychosexual analysis in a world overly concerned with things that don’t really affect them. He’s keeping it real, yo. Dog.
This was probably orchestrated by Roger Simon.
* Is Flemming Rose gay? Because, if he is, this rather smacks of hate crime, don’t you think?
More: Dolts ask us to defend douchenozzles
Or, on the other hand, you might just send some money to Jeff to protest . . . whatever . . . . I mean, it’s what Joe Trippi would want you to do.
Somehow, I suspect Olbermann is not a stranger to white powder.
Apologies if I’m the nth guy to make that jape.
No, no, no, Dan! Now we’ll be inundated with those hairy, muscular, mighty gleen rascals backed up by bluetexas and his/her little Greek chorus (why does he continue to use those itals?) pointing fingers and caterwauling about what a bunch of weenie boys/pussies/scaredy cats for fearing teh musselman!
I’se sceeeeered of those
faggotsmean people!!!“Course, it’s not like Olbermann receiving white powder in a letter”
Come on, that white powder is what keeps Keith up for those shows. God Knows, he couldn’t do it straight.
Well, it would help explain the paranoia.
What if one sent a letter dusted with Jimmy Carter’s dandruff to Olbermann?
“What if one sent a letter dusted with Jimmy Carter’s dandruff to Olbermann?”
Really, really, really, really, really really, f’in disturbing, thor.
Really.
Reverse hate-crime. Or maybe a double-reverse hate-crime.
Jimmy Carter’s dandruff has a street value twice that of the high grade Peruvian blow.
When the supply meets the demand, that’ll be most disturbing.
“Jimmy Carter’s dandruff has a street value twice that of the high grade Peruvian blow.”
How about replacing it with the little wool knots from a white cardigan sweater?
Gleen is the internet policeman and the dolts should know that. They should also know he favors policing your own. Stupid is as stupid does.
GAWD he looks good in a uniform!
This is all a diversion created by the Right Wing Noise Machine(TM)!! Look how many infidels haven’t had fatwas slapped on their tight, rippling asses!!
Look at all the lone or multiple people of unknown ethnic and religious background that have been arrested in this country and in the U.K. for suspected terrorist and/or violent activities. Because they are of unknown ethnic and religious background you certainly can’t pin those incidents crazy Islamists. Run people over in an SUV in the name of Allah and all of a sudden people think your crazy. We can’t have that shit in this country. People have rights.
– “Run people over in an SUV in the name of Allah…”
– You’re forgetting your pale “white-ness guilt” for all the worlds sins, past and present. We can’t have that shit in this country. People have psychosis’ that need attention.
Here’s a link for FR…
Greenwald:Their need to victimize themselves and demonize some Enemy is impossible to overstate
When I read this in Salon, it made me wish I had the rhetorical skillz of Dan or Jeff. Allow me to represent, schematically, what I intended (snicker) to write:
Start with a pithy observation that Glenn said this about his own political enemies. Use italics, and some means of showing that GG says one thing while actually doing something else. Make up a zinger about GGs tendency to demonize others (bon mot about Glenn’s demonization of anything even mildly conservative) and victimize himself (bon mot or snark tied cleverly to the other, with a hyperlink to someone catching Glenn in something egregious, that makes him look uber-hypocritical. Throw in something about intention and hermeneutics, and penises (penii?).
Hmm. I think I’ll leave wordsmithery to you guys. I’ll stick to giving the monitor a finger when I see something stupid he writes.
In a perfect world, all the guys thrown out of the Wiki community for insufficient sensitivity to the party line would start the Annotated Gleen, a two-column blog with Gleen’s drivel on the left (definitely the left) and relevant links to Gleen’s contradictory writing on the right.
Actually, in a perfect world Gleen would be playing with his sock puppets in a basement apartment, without the means to inflict his epic nonsense on the world.
So call it a not-perfect-but-more-perfect-than-this-world world.