Via Middle East Online:
Al-Qaeda will release a third video marking the sixth anniversary of the September 11 attacks, this time showing its top leader in Afghanistan, US monitoring groups said Wednesday.
After releasing two videos featuring Al-Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden in recent days, the terror network will now show a video “presenting reasons and motives for the attacks on New York and Washington,†the SITE Intelligence Group said in a press release.
The new video will show Al-Qaeda’s chief in Afghanistan, Mustafa Abu Al-Yazid, also known as Sheikh Said, said SITE, which monitors extremist websites.
The tape also features a montage of images showing the burning World Trade Center towers in New York and individuals such as Saudi King Abdullah, SITE said.
Another US-based monitoring group, IntelCenter, said it expected the video to be released by Al-Qaeda within 72 hours.
Mustafa Abu Al-Yazid?
Sorry, but like Hugh Jackman, he just ain’t that big a draw.
No, what this one needed was, say, Joe Pesci as a bumbling informant, and Usama bin Laden — weary of his partner’s cowboy recklessness — delivering, in a tone of exasperated resignation, his trademark quip: “I’m gettin’ too dead for this shit.”
Pass.
(h/t STACLU and Gateway Pundit)
Because it has to be done:
“They fuck you at the drive through”
There, now we can progress.
Wonder if this scum had a hand in murdering so many hundreds of his inoffensive namesakes last month. Death from above, to all such.
Calling all Troofers. Or does this video feature George Bush and Karl Rove?
“presenting reasons and motives for the attacks on New York and Washington,â€Â
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Bet. The. Farm. On. It.
“the terror network will now show a video “presenting reasons and motives for the attacks on New York and Washington…” Now wouldn’t it be grand for the anti-Iraq war coalition (paleo-right, left, Lew Rockwell Libertarians) IF AQ’s reasons gibe completely with the theirs? More grist for the mill, I suppose. These guys (AQ) are playing those guys (anti-Iraq war) like violins. But haven’t we already been over all of this? Reasons for being mass murdering 7th century barbarous morons and all?
But haven’t we already been over all of this?
In Canyonlands national park, the sandstone is covered with depressions or “potholes” that at times are filled with water. Itsy bitsy organisms thrive therein, until the furnace blast of the southern Utah summer arrives and the water evaporates. Many of the critters have adapted to the dessication, remaining dormant in the potholes until the autumn rains come, at which time they reconstitute.
Anti-war types were very much alive during the latter part of Vietnam. Then we had a vacation from history. Then we went to war again.
Itsy bitsy invertebrate organisms, to be precise.
bin Laden?
He’s not getting any older, I hear.
“Itsy bitsy invertebrate organisms, to be precise.”
Most of whom have no visible means of support.
Except for one fat one who made a fortune from neighboring ponds in shady currency deals.
Just in case he is not already rotting in some remote cave in Tora Bora, or thereabout, I think we ought to try out that negotiation business with him. Tell OBL that we plan to submit as a nation, and President Bush and VP Cheney will meet with him to finalize the process. Then, let Major John, wishbone, and RTO have their way with him when he shows up for the ceremony.
Now, I happen to believe that OBL has been date and fig fertilizer for quite some time. I always wondered how difficult it was for President Bush, Franks, Petraeus, et al. to not respond when some dim witted Leftist says that we let him get away in Tora Bora.
#9 wishbone:
Funny you should mention that…
A couple of dots.
1.Osama bin Laden is already dead.
2. Robert Spencer said that it is permissible to dye your beard if you are getting ready to engage in jihad.
My conclusion. There will be a major or even minor suicide bombing soon and al Queda will claim that Osama bin Laden was the bomber and has martyred himself for the cause. Better propaganda for them than admitting he died in a cave in Tora Bora.
Or a brothel in Nevada.