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Crazy Larry Takes the Gloves Off! [Dan Collins]

Scandalized by David Brooks’s appearance on the Jim Lehrer Newshour, in which Brooks opined that it demonstrated fundamental dishonesty that the same people screaming for heads to roll over the revelation of Valerie Plame’s CIA employment didn’t care that it was Armitage, Larry strikes back.

Larry has now revealed that David Brooks lives in an expensive house, but his mailbox is an eyesore.

What a disingenuous bastard! If Joe Wilson had simply parroted a John Kerry line about Iraq while the intelligence community stood firmly behind the President then one could make the case that Joe’s July 2003 op-ed was dishonest partisanship. But that did not happen. Just the opposite. Joe Wilson’s July 2003 op-ed saying Iraq did not try to buy uranium from Niger was validated a few days later by the CIA and the President’s own spokesman conceded the President should not have used the 16 words in the State of the Union address.

No, Larry. The CIA never made a determination that Saddam’s regime had not approached contacts in Niger over uranium ore. In fact, Lyin’ Joe’s report suggested it was likely that they had approached officials about the possibility. Or at least that is how the CIA interpreted his information. And given the outright falsehoods that Joe and Val have peddled to explain how he came to be appointed to the mission, whatever else they say on the score is suspect.

So Bobo, I am taking off the gloves. Do the rest of you want to know what was in the paragraph I left out of the original letter?

Here you go. I concluded the letter with the following:

By the way, your mailbox is an embarrassment and neighborhood eyesore. While I think you are a complete putz when it comes to understanding the damage done to our nation’s security by the thoughtless outing of Valerie Plame, you are still a neighbor. Therefore, in the spirit of neighborliness, I’ll be happy to help you put up a new mailbox.

That’s awfully neighborly of you, you mendacious fuckwad, I-know-where-your-family-lives threatening creep. Nice of you to take off the gloves, though. Makes it easier to use a screwdriver.

See also Toby Petzold
Also see also Jessica’s Well

32 Replies to “Crazy Larry Takes the Gloves Off! [Dan Collins]”

  1. ushie says:

    Ok, so the Left thinks that “A Wrinkle in Time” was non-fiction. Color me non-surprised.

    And I would smack anyone who touched my mailbox. Until the PO complains, it’s a functional mailbox!

  2. happyfeet says:

    In my experience, which is limited, it seems to me that a disproportionate number of people in the intelligence community are differently-abled in terms of social skills. But then I think doctors are kind of like that too.

  3. rickinstl says:

    That wasn’t social happy, that was an implied threat.
    This dickhead has a history of threatening the families of people who call him on his bullshit.
    Don’t even try to put a light touch on it.
    Bottom line; fucking Larry Johnson is going to wind up in jail for this shit someday.

  4. Sean M. says:

    Larry Johnson is an asshole.

    That said, Dan, you might want to fix the blockquotes there at the end of this post.

  5. Toby Petzold says:

    Dan, I will be damned. I just wrote about the same thing at my crizzib; that Johnson’s publication of that pic is a menace to Brooks.

    Great minds, etc.

  6. Dan Collins says:

    Maybe some enterprising reader will find a picture of Larry the Legend’s residence.

  7. Garbo says:

    Isn’t this the same fellow that Olbie likes to tout as some kind of “terrorism expert?” I also believe he is the same dufus that in July 2001–two months before September 11– wrote in the New York Times that the terrorist threat was “declining,” and that Americans, despite being “bedeviled by fantasies about terrorism,” have “little to fear” from such attacks. An interesting window into the mindset of the CIA, or at least a portion thereof, pre-September 11, but hardly a qualification to be considered an “expert” on the subject. Brooks should contact the FBI and/or local police about this.

  8. I asked in a thread last week if Larry was still thugging it up. I see that Dan has found the evidence to support the idea that Larry is indeed still a thug.

  9. Lurking Observer says:

    Why look back that far? The London bombings were “crap,” and the Glasgow bombing was not to be taken seriously, since it didn’t result in a mushroom cloud over the city.

    Nothing to see here, move along to impeachin’ Bush, move along….

  10. Rick says:

    You, too, would be bitter & batshit crazy if your *good* picture, the one you post on your own blog, is a dead ringer for Lloyd Christmas.

    Cordially…

  11. happyfeet says:

    David Brooks’ energies all flow towards propping up the fatuous “balance” of the New York Times and NPR. He’s just along for the ride.

  12. Topsecretk9 says:

    This dickhead has a history of threatening the families of people who call him on his bullshit

    You can say that again – in fact i think he threaten that and his “friends” had a freeper in their sights.

  13. rickinstl says:

    “David Brooks’ energies all flow towards propping up the fatuous “balance” of the New York Times and NPR.”

    Agreed.

    “He’s just along for the ride.”

    My guess is he’s out in front of his house frantically replacing his mailbox.

  14. Topsecretk9 says:

    I have the hardest time reading on this new format and have no idea why — again

    You can say that again – in fact i think he threatened that he and his “friends” had a freeper in their sights.

  15. Jeff G. says:

    Apropos to nothing, I just bought one of those body fat analyzers. It says my body fat percentage, to within 0.1% accuracy, is 27.6.

    Not only am I obese, but I really obese.

    Now, I lift weights 6 times a week, and I walk upwards of 35-40 miles weekly, all with a baseball bat as a handweight.

    Not sure what my BMI is, but this is truly troubling. Because if I’m considered obese — and trust me, I don’t look it — I can’t even imagine what the health Nazis are going to try to do to people who don’t exercise the way I do.

  16. happyfeet says:

    You walk around with a baseball bat?

  17. rickinstl says:

    “Apropos to nothing, I just bought one of those body fat analyzers. It says my body fat percentage, to within 0.1% accuracy, is 27.6.”

    I saw your video. Must be your junk throwing off the meter.

    “I can’t even imagine what the health are going to try to do to…”

    “health”- who?

  18. Toby Petzold says:

    Thanks for the link, Dan.

    As a matter of fact, Johnson emailed me a while ago, so I updated my post with his excuse-making.

  19. TomB says:

    Jeff, here’s a link that exposes the BMI myth.

    Athlete Study Exposes Flaw of BMI Obesity Measure

    According to the new BMI standards, Pres. Bush was overweight at the height of his running.

  20. Witheld says:

    To be fair, that is a relly a ugly mailbox.

  21. Jeff G. says:

    I walk around with a baseball bat, yes. The prairie vermin leave me be — and the neighbors are nothing but nervous smiles.

  22. happyfeet says:

    I wasn’t judging.

  23. TheGeezer says:

    My BMI predicted my death years ago.

    Jim Beam and big band music have extended my life.

  24. Toby, ok, he’s a dumb thug.

  25. Natalie says:

    Larry Johnson: The female Cindy Sheehan.

  26. Natalie says:

    Turnabout is fair play: A picture of Larry Johnson’s mailbox.

  27. Shawn says:

    How dare Larry Johnson question the effectiveness of duct tape?

  28. daleyrocks says:

    Larry must have a really small dick he is compensating for.

  29. Bill in AZ says:

    Scary Larry champions Val because she was the only one at the farm who felt sorry for him after a day of training and let him out of the locker he got stuffed into every day – just like in high school.

  30. Sue says:

    Scary. He’ll be here, ya’ know. He checks his name on google. He is probably lurking. And he “knows people”. Anyone who runs around with a Buster Brown haircut “knows people”, doncha know?

  31. McGehee says:

    He’ll be here, ya’ know. He checks his name on google. He is probably lurking.

    Larry, just for the record, my first name is not Ralph.

  32. Natalie says:

    Larry Johnson “knows people”.

    I’ll give him this, he knows to rely on the competence of others rather than on his own.

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