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Former teen idol Leif Garrett comments on the likelihood of National Democrats retaking the House and Senate in November

Garrett:  “Meh.  Who cares.  Unless—wait a sec, are those the ones who, like, offer ‘treatment’ vouchers for methadone and a free place to shack up while I’m getting my load on?  Because if so, that would be so totally the tits, man!”

12 Replies to “Former teen idol Leif Garrett comments on the likelihood of National Democrats retaking the House and Senate in November”

  1. Dan Collins says:

    Meh-thadone.  You heard it here, first.

  2. BoZ Ellroy says:

    shack

    Methadone makes Little Leif an ugly bellybutton.

    Hole. It’s hole goddammit!

  3. ahem says:

    Jeff, tell me you haven’t given up! Whatever happened to ‘it ain’t over ‘til it’s over’?

  4. Jeff Goldstein says:

    All hail President Pelosi.

  5. TODD says:

    Jeff

    The only poll I have learned to trust in the last six years is the one after election day..  keep your chin up..

  6. 6Gun says:

    Pelosi.

    Government for the people.  Man.  Because we care.

  7. lee says:

    that would be so totally the tits, man!

    Jeff, all the cool guys know the expression is just “tits”, as in, “that’s tits man”.

    No “the”.

    It’s not like “that’s the bomb”.

    Trust me on this, I knew a cool guy once.

  8. me says:

    Anna Nicole is the tits, if ya ask me.

  9. ahem says:

    There aren’t enough tits in the world to make Anna Nicole the tits.

    tw: shes85

  10. Jeff Goldstein says:

    actually, lee, I’m cool—and we got tired of dorks using our “that’s tits” line.  So we added “the” to identify those in the clan.

    Because not everyone who uses “tits” does us the courtesy of wearing a Members Only jacket or Spock ears.

  11. lee says:

    So we added “the” to identify those in the clan.

    Danm, it’s hard being cool!

    I’m never going to get it.

    That’s why my plan has always been to find a cool person, and hang out with him, thus becoming cool by association.

    Now you know why I hang out here, Mr. Cool!

  12. Well, he is human just like everyone else, just that he forgot that he also had a responsibility and by doing what he did he disgraced a whole nation, for people need models of good behavior to lead them.yasmin birth control

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