June 28, 2014

Nancy Pelosi on Illegal alien kids: It’s not a crisis, but an opportunity! [Darleen Click]

“We are all Americans”

Pelosi explained, “We are all Americans — north and south in this hemisphere,” and urged America to see this as not a crisis but an opportunity “to be helpful.” She also said she wished she could simply “take home” the thousands of children temporarily housed in the overburden facilities.

According to the U.S. Customs and Border Protection agency, in the past fiscal year more than 47,000 unaccompanied children have crossed the border into the United States through Mexico with the majority coming from Guatemala, Honduras, and El Salvador.

#headdeskheaddeskheaddesk

Posted by Darleen @ 2:27pm
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  1. Send them all the San Francisco.

  2. For some odd reason, the embed video is not working right … if you can stomach it, see what other gems SanFranGranNan has to utter.

  3. - She must be worried that her Senate seat is slipping away because this is the sort of grandstanding red meat crap she does every time she feels threatened.

    - From Bumblefuck on down the Dems have to campaign every day of the year because their base is so stable and loyal.

  4. this vapid skank was at one time second in the line of succession for the presidency

  5. Perhaps as well to reluctantly inquire of the Central Americans (along with the captioned photo EBL would like to send) as to their native customary preferences when it comes to saucing the long-pig. We wouldn’t like to come across as utter “cultural” imperialists when the addition of a relish here or there would make all the difference.

  6. Serve with fava beans, but please, hold the chianti; there’s a ready-made chaser for such delicacies.

  7. So how do you sort out the kids whose parents are already here and are fleeing MS-13, who will kill them if they don’t join up?

    “Send them home” could be a death sentence for some kids. Then what?

  8. Nancy Pelosi is not a Senator — though she seems to be the only elderly female progg from San Francisco that isn’t.

  9. >“Send them home” could be a death sentence for some kids. <

    send them back to mexico. that's who let them through. that's how they got here.

  10. “Send them home” could be a death sentence for some kids. Then what?

    Send the kids to places like NYC, DC, San Francisco and Chicago. Let the liberal cities that espouse these policies bear the burden (and cost) of actually having to live with the consequences of those policies, rather than the Red States that would rather actually enforce the rules regarding immigration and international borders. Send in the UN to clear out the genocidal thugs in those countries, and give the next generation a chance.

  11. - Yeah, ok, Rep seat, but same reasoning. She is the absolute queen of the pandering opportunists, or would that be hag.

  12. This stunt seems to have flabbergasted even the most stoic amongst us. No, we can’t pack these kids in bamboo chests and send them back. Nor ice chests (srry EBL). Gotta give Barky credit, this was unexpected…and brilliant.

    What to do? What do humans do with other’s kids who are orphaned? Take ‘em in, raise them as members of the tribe.

    Leftists just expanded their numbers yet again, and there’s not a damned thing we can do about it.

  13. >Send the kids to places like NYC, DC, San Francisco and Chicago. <

    nah don't add blue to already blue. send them to mexico.

  14. I still don’t get why a state with 35 million people has to have as its most influential representers in D.C. three ultra-leftist crones from San Francisco.

    You can pronounce “crones” as Charlie Chan would and be just as accurate.

  15. > Take ‘em in, raise them as members of the tribe.<

    with our education systems what tribe?

  16. Send the kids to places like NYC, DC, San Francisco and Chicago.

    Better still, Detroit, there is plenty of vacant housing.

  17. in a non baracky world you would notify the countries involved that their children are to be repatriated

  18. The Homeschoolers Tribe, nr.

  19. Think of something like 25,000 Michael Ohers, albeit with next to zero chance any of ‘em star at Ol’ Miss at OT, but a decent chance a few might star at soccer somewhere, and many chances others will star in other avenues and occupations.

  20. The Homeschoolers Tribe, nr.

    That’s…us.

    You can bet that there will be roadblocks thrown up against that ever happening. Recall the ‘watch lists’ conservatives are automatically placed on? I’m sure HHS will get the Lerner Memo regarding adoption eligibility requirements.

  21. If the kids were sent without an legit accompanying adult, treat them as orphans. Legally declare them so, that they have NO family members and adopt them out to American families where English is the primary language.

    And let the home countries know that such kids are lost to them forever.

  22. Pelosi visits border, says she wants to take children ‘home with her’

    Dogwhistle. There will be lines to adopt these kids. I’m guessing the newly-married teh gheys will suddenly become ‘parents’ too?

  23. i have this delusion: this might be the time for boehner to explain cloward piven to the amercan people

  24. Newrouter – the real delusion is that Boehner would be able to explain it.

  25. > the real delusion is that Boehner would be able to explain it. <

    that's why i didn't mention mitchy mcconnell. i want the anti baracky universe but it is not "real"

  26. Newrouter – the real delusion is that Boehner would be able to explain it.

    Time for another Ted Cruz filibuster, perhaps?

  27. What to do? What do humans do with other’s kids who are orphaned?

    Glenn Beck is collecting funds to go to the refugee camps for direct relief of those kids. mercuryone.org

    He’s been losing subscribers over it because people are so enraged at being manipulated by the politicians that they can’t believe Glenn would try to “enable” this kind of thing.

    On the other hand, if we dig into our pockets to help these kids, that gives us a bigger right to demand that the right thing be done about it.

    It’s also a very visible “in yo face” to the “conservatives are selfish” crowd.

  28. And let the home countries know that such kids are lost to them forever.

    Until mamá and papá show up with el abogado and snatch the kid away.

    Which, that’s probably still better than what’s likely to happen.

  29. i’m not giving my monies to a bunch of stupid urchins what don’t add value

    plus right now the 80-cal a serving ice cream is on sale at Ralph’s for…

    I dunno it’s like somewhere under $4, which is value

  30. They might not add value but they’re being kept in squalor, courtesy of Uncle Sam. If they were in the types of camps that the Japanese got during WWII, I’d not lift a finger either.

    Also, some of the creepy crawlies that are part of this bandwagon are human traffickers, who helped spread rumors about automatic amnesty for kiddos so they could get their filthy mitts on those kids.

    And the narcotraficantes are glad for the distraction so that they can traffic their narcos.

    Lots of factors coming together, including the gangster control of some of Central America, and Obama is one of those factors.

    Or should I say the Center for American Progress and Open Society Institute (and its hellish spawn) and Valerie Jarrett and all the others who are really running the show while Obama chips and slices.

  31. Until mamá and papá show up with el abogado and snatch the kid away.

    ¡América derriba sus paredes! ¡Queremos reincorporarnos a nuestros hijos!

    There’s no real way we win this one.

    Brilliant. Just, brilliant.

  32. to be honest i haven’t given a single goddamn charity fucking dime since food stamp was re-elected

  33. and that’s just how it gonna be

  34. Or before, either, no doubt. Progressives are only generous with other people’s money.

  35. Brace yourselves for the shock: IRS Admits It Illegally Leaked Confidential Information That Was Used Against Romney In 2012

    I KNEW we should have elected SMOD2012.

  36. give “the kids” arms and ammo and point them south. do it “fast and furiously”.

  37. >to be honest i haven’t given a single goddamn charity fucking dime since food stamp was re-elected <

    hah your fed tax dollar

  38. old mexico has these “strict immigration laws” yet trainloads of illegals end up here. just pondering the juxapostion.

  39. - Tell you what di. I think Bumblefuck and his Gestapo were in on it from the beginning, and that he gave it his personal stamp of approval. In fact I think theres a bunch of other high crimes hes guilty of as well. But, the only way we’ll ever know the truth is if/when some lowly pion that gets really fucked over hard decides to get even and squeals with facts/details that they can’t cover-up or hide. I also believe at some point theres a good chance that might happen. The pion’s of the world have a habit of selling out.

  40. ****For an American public accustomed to simple sound bites, being given the command to “look” and listen to supporting information before getting an answer might seem annoying, overly professorial or even condescending.

    But, given the subject matter, it might also be the proper tack to take, said Dr. Schegloff.

    “Given the complexity of the economic situation we’re in,” he said. “He’s drawing on the very best minds available in economics, there are very few things that [have] a simple answer.”****

    Look, folks, you’ve got to break some glass to make a real mayolaise.

  41. newrouter says June 28, 2014 at 10:00 pm

    Class, what three-letter word is missing from that sentence?

  42. There’s no real way we win this one.

    Brilliant. Just, brilliant.

    Permit me to make A Modest Proposal for Preventing the Children of Poor People From Being a Burden to Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial to the Public.

    In people it’s OK to not give a shit about news, this Remy dude sure gets America.

  43. Pelosi declares Oceania to be now extant, eh?

    Meanwhile the battle for Eurasia is now on, However it may end up as two states, say West-EU and Euasia with Eastasia still unformed but tense as of today.

    The difference from 1984 is that the fascist form of socialism seems to have triumphed over the communist one.

  44. The difference from 1984 is that the fascist form of socialism seems to have triumphed over the communist one.

    - On paper the differences are easily discernible. In point of fact theres not a dimes worth of difference between them.

  45. We are all Vespuccians now, Jeff.

  46. “God bless Vespucciland. . .”

  47. leigh,

    Skip to about 1:50…

  48. Eingang, my son and I used to listen to Firesign Theatre in the car before he learned to drive himself. It was a part of my plan to corrupt his young skullful of mush, along with watching “The Three Stooges”, Marx Bros. movies and Warner Brothers cartoons, of course.

    I’m glad I’m among fellow devotees.

    Now, follow along in your book and repeat after me as we learn our next three words in Turkish . . .

  49. “Leftists just expanded their numbers yet again, and there’s not a damned thing we can do about it.”

    How about put them for adoption…it will be Christian conservatives mostly lining up to take them.

  50. “Leftists just expanded their numbers yet again, and there’s not a damned thing we can do about it.”

    How about put them for adoption…it will be Christian conservatives mostly lining up to take them.

    What sort of opportunities is Nancy Pelosi looking for at the border?

  51. The administration could always get a large friendly corporation (say, GE) to ‘donate’ a large pile of rotary trimmers and lawnmowers, and then organize these kiddies into Lawncare For America. It’s decidedly shovel-ready, after all.

    While it might seem like a form of ‘slavery’ – an ugly word best left to the 19th century – it will be marketed as funsploitation!

    So it’s all good.

  52. I’m glad I’m among fellow devotees.

    Not many left, I fear, here in Sector R it hit me like a hot kiss on the end of a wet fist I was the only one.

  53. Just be careful that they don’t send you back for regrooving.

  54. Indeed – no doubt Peoples Commissioner Tirebiter would persecute me to the full extent of the law.

    Speaking of which, has anyone seen him and Holder in the same place at the same time ?

  55. Leigh, Eingang: They’re in everybody’s eggs.

  56. Grubs again. Grumble, grumble.

  57. Grubs go good with Ersatz Brothers Coffee – it’s the real one !

  58. Don’t eat with your hands, son. Use your entrenching tool.

  59. Gosh, Dad, no Chinaman can stop you from being elected dog-killer this time!

  60. Who knew there were so many FST devotees here – it is almost enough to make one as high as one would be on powerful gasoline, a clean windshield and a shoeshine.

  61. You’re in one of those underground study groups aren’t you?

    It’ll kill your father!

  62. …he stopped on a dime, unfortunately, it was in Rococo’s pocket.

  63. They think he is insane. But, he outranks them.

  64. “…I was a cock-teaser at Roosterama. I used to enrage the bantams before the big bouts. Not an easy thing, ask Pedro here…”

  65. Antelope Freeway, 1 mile.

  66. So did you go to “Commie Martyrs” or “More Science”?

    Shoes for industry – shoes for defense, but always drink “Bear Wizz Beer”

  67. But I thought you said there were goats upon the battlement.

  68. We were playing a hand of three card Tarot, pentacles wild. Then, I seen him deal a High Priestess from the bottom of the deck! I said, “Sanpaku, there ain’t room enough in this life cycle for both of us!”

  69. This is the first meme that has me at a loss. I have heard of FST, but know nothing of what they did.

  70. When I was in college a couple of my friends had some FST — “All Hail Lennon and Marx” and “Don’t Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers,” maybe others.

    I was no fun, I fell right over.

  71. They were a bunch of radio disk jockeys in Santa Barbara in the mid to late 70s who made a bunch of albums that are true “theatre of the mind”. Several of the albums are like radio broadcasts with advertisements thrown in for places like “Giant Toad” markets. Some of them are done like serials from the old days. The part that I just quoted is about a Dude Ranch run by a cult of Krishnas.

    You can get them easily on iTunes.

  72. A few links, starting from the top and moving in, to inside.

  73. I miss Dr Demento

  74. Further back than that, first album 1968. Waiting for the Electrician or Someone like him.

  75. “Waiting For the Electrician or Someone Like Him”, is my favorite.

  76. Jinx! I was wrong on the year.

  77. The game show “Beat the Reaper” is fantastic.

  78. Reality is catching up fast with what was once comedy. Crony-Capitalist-Fascist is on the march. Better get your mind right comrade.

  79. My son does a dead-on Ted Kennedy imitation of the senator berated a man for handing out free food and water to “a chick who lost her free food card.”

    “But, Senator baby. Like, she was starving!”

    “Young man, that’s her trip.”

  80. Isn’t it lovely to not think about politics for a brief moment? To recall a time when Lefty entertainers (which FST certainly were) focused on the entertainment, rather than making everything a subtle-as-a-sledgehammer attack on flyover country and traditional morality? A time when the freakin’ Smothers Brothers (who by today’s standards seem about as dangerous as Pat Boone) could get fired from CBS for being subversives?

    As an example of how far we’ve moved in the last 45 years, I was listening to Jefferson Airplane doing Good Shepherd. This was a band that was about as hardcore left as it was possible to be at the time and still get some airplay. (As opposed to, say, the MC5 or Blue Cheer.) And here they are singing, with no trace of irony that I can hear, about wanting to get to Heaven, and how one might reasonably attain that goal.

    Try to imagine a modern day darling of the left openly, and believably, singing about God and Heaven as good things.

    I curse the invention of snark.

  81. They could still sing about God, as long as God has a wife named Michelle and daughters named Sasha and Malia.

    Mmm, mmm, mmm.

  82. However, I am sure the Cult of the Unicorn Prince will join that of Akhenaten.

  83. So did you go to “Commie Martyrs” or “More Science”?

    “Commie Martyrs” ? Don’t you mean Commmmmunist Martyrs, son ?

  84. I do know Dr. Demento:

    Fish heads, fish heads, rolly-polly fish heads,
    Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum!

    I know all the words to that one.

    And, of course, “Another one rides the bus.”

    Hey, he’s gonna sit next to you, another one rides the bus.

  85. “Commie Martyrs” ? Don’t you mean Commmmmunist Martyrs, son ?

    Well now we know where you went.

  86. More coffee needed, as I recognized the line right after hitting “post.”

  87. Geoff, at 0540, I am still amazed I remembered it…

  88. “More coffee, Warden?

  89. Pioneer: Injuns! Put the wagons in a circle!

    Indian: Why do they always do that?

    2nd Pioneer: We get better reception that way.

  90. …and guess what Rog, the little needle is pointing to E, and though that has always meant excellent in my book, I’m afraid it means I’m out of gas so you’ll have to sing me and my friends Hymn 1517…..

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