June 5, 2014

Good News!

Now that we’re all focused on Bergdahl and all things Bergdahlian, the VA’s top-down socialized healthcare system is entirely fixed, and the IRS scandal, along with the Benghazi scandal, have been resolved without further incident.

Turns out they weren’t scandals at all: just racism looking to take its invidious toll on our Dear Half-Black leader, who is only hated because he’s half black, and not because he’s been an epic failure as a US President and a resounding success as a lawless, radical progressive and Cloward-Piven Marxist imperialist.

Whew! What a relief! I was beginning to get overwhelmed there for a spell.

Posted by Jeff G. @ 11:09am
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Comments (6)

  1. Imagine how relieved you’ll feel when the next new hawtness full-of-fail gets vomited forth, and it turns out Bergdahl is a light-bringing, Congressional Medal of Honor wearing, international concensus building peacemaker who volunteered to spend five years in captivity just to show that indeed we can “all just get along”

  2. I wouldn’t put it past the bastards, Ernst.

  3. Sure is a good thing Andy McCarthy’s book falls into a half-black hole, ain’tit?

  4. Would I still be racist if I only loathed his white half?

    (Self Denunciation in 3… 2… 1…)

  5. It won’t be over ’til we start seeing the Twits and the Bottom-feeders Buzzfeeders arguing about which of Obama’s scandals and fuckups should be in the top ten.

  6. Wanted to share this on FB but wont share right… Are you having problems or is it my side?

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