And he wants you — and Ryan Seacrest — to know that, in point of fact, he looks really sharp in jeans, particularly when he’s not dressing in loose jeans on one specific occasion so that he can show off his canon while throwing out a first pitch without, you know, getting his giant balls all bound up and what not.
Good lord. What a fucking narcissist.
Does no one around this guy have the guts to tell him he looks ridiculous trying to fake the trappings of what society has come to look on (and Obama, as an academic, would vehemently reject, even as he so strives for it) as comfortable masculinity?
He looked ridiculous holding a trap shooting rifle. He looked confused posing as if he were really passing a football. He doesn’t want people to see his actual golf game, and this even though he’s played so many rounds now that he should be ready for the senior tour once he’s done bringing the bourgeois back to serfdom and separating out the aristocrats from the commoners.
He looked silly jogging through the White House with Guns Biden limping along next to him.
He looked like a Marxist Urkel on a metrosexual bicycle.
And — for the love of God — even the networks couldn’t cover up what he looked like, all free-and-easy-like in his situation specific (but not routinely worn, he needs us to know) mom jeans, trying to throw a baseball a bit less than the standard 60′ 6″.
One of the biggest myths about this President is that he is in any way “cool.” He’s Carlton striving to be the Fresh Prince. And frankly, it’s embarrassing to watch — and I suspect it must really strain the comfort level of those whose job it is to pretend along with him.
I laugh every time ClownDisaster yabs about the ephemeral international law when he can’t be bothered to follow our own goddamn Constitution. But hey, last laugh is best I guess: he’s still in office, not to mention not sitting in the stocks in the public square. So bite him, suckers.
I keep asking the people who tell me that he’s the smartest president EVAR, or that he’s a “good man,” or that he’s so cool, the same thing:
Seriously? Where’s the evidence?
Meet the Emperor’s New Clothes. Same as the Emperor’s Old Clothes.
Anyhow, I don’t give a damn about what kind of jeans the man wears. I give several extra-large, industrial-strength damns about what kind of president he is; to wit–as everyone with eyes to see and ears to hear accurately predicted–the most destructive, divisive, and incompetent president we’ve ever had.
“He looked like a Marxist Urkel on a metrosexual bicycle. ”
Illustrated. )
You know, years ago when I was a team medic with SF I used to get rotated through ERs when not otherwise deployed. Keeping in practice and all. At Ft Leonard Wood I worked with a Dr that wasn’t so different than O.. smart.. very educated.. but kind of metro sexual .. not the most manly guy.. but he wanted to be.. He liked the SF guys and gave us lots of hands on work in trauma mgt so we’d reciprocate by taking him out to the woods on our days off.. We’d do some shooting.. some rappelling… land nav.. survival shit..whatever.. guy stuff .. and he ate it up.. I noticed that after a while he started to lose that prissiness so common in academia and became one of the guys… Someone needs to do that for O. Vlad Putin’s very nature is to wrestle bears. Obama needs some training.
Obama always looks like the guy who would be easy to ignore in most situations.
I do not care for Michelle O but, she does seem to have some sort of presence that give her status she does not deserve.
I have no idea of where Obama’s status comes from. If he were a movie character, his “charisma” and “intelligence” would be considered an informed attribute to a film critic.
Does no one around this guy have the guts to tell him he looks ridiculous
They think he looks just dandy. Not a lack of guts but distorted perception.
Distorted exactly as his is.
They think he’s cool/awesome because they want it to be true.
“Cool” has only ever been What Your Master Tells You To Do.
A lot of people simply have no idea who their master is, so they think they must be it.
Ironically, this people have on occasion described themselves as “with it” or “hip,” or their synonym “aware.”
The dude is willing to cancel famous prayer Breakfasts but will limp along to throw a first pitch when he obviously doesn’t even watch Baseball. Cause that’s what the guys do.
The American President not even comfortable in his own skin, let alone his country.
Ouroboros, the difference between your doc and Obama is this: your doc was willing to go out and get dirty. Plus, as a doctor, more than likely, he got to see his share of nasty injuries.
Can you really imagine Obama manning up enough to get dirty and possibly bloody? Obama strikes me as one paper cut away from fainting due to the pain.
I think the political establishment (and its enablers/cheerleaders in the media) want Obama to succeed in much the same way Rush pointed out sportswriters wanted McNabb to succeed: so they (media/sportswriters/politicians) could feel good about rooting for what they believed was a talented black man.
McNabb, though flawed, was infinitely more talented as a quarterback than O as a politician. And, no, that was not complimentary to either.
And, Jeff, do you have any idea how much Maker’s Mark out the nose HURTS? “Marxist Urkel on a metrosexual bicycle” might be the funniest, spot-on picture description ever.
I don’t care if 88% of the people think I look like a complete doob in my jeans. I look sharp therefore I am sharp. FROTUS is the guy everyone hates EVERYONE, but he’s got 43 sticks of dynamite wired to his vest and he’s gonna press the button, so people sweat and nod their heads.
Except Hairy and Nantsy. They’re just retarded too.
And the thing of it is, that’s exactly the bicycle a fish doesn’t need.
So on second consideration, I guess it’s actually not nice to throw retards into the stocks, even when the retards have committed thousands upon thousands of vicious depredations upon society, harming millions of people, and some of those even suffering death as a consequence of the retards’ stupidities. But for god’s sake, at least let them free from their jobs so the injuries can stop.
The trap photo-op contained an over/under Shotgun. But yeh he is goofy or worse no mater what he undertakes.
If Foodstamp doesn’t want me laughing at his jeans, he should wear something else.
I know I am suppose to think of BHO as evil, dangerous to the country etc but, I frankly just find him boring. Putin isn’t boring, Kim Jong-un isn’t boring.
If we are lucky, maybe the main stream media will realize it will be more fun to heap undeserved hatred on a President Cruz than heap undeserved praise on a president Hillary.
I don’t think Obama looks any more ridiculous in jeans than he does when he’s riding his unicorn. Racists.
He’s boring because he’s lazy. Thank God that he’s not the motivated sort.
baracky be the useful idiot of jarret/axeldude. he be too stupid to know it.
Tapscott: ‘Most transparent’ White House ever rewrote the FOIA to suppress politically sensitive docs
Well that makes sense if only because how would they be the most transparent ever if they couldn’t hide all the evil shit they do? I mean, they’d be thrown out of office if it came to light, and then all that “being transparent” opportunity would be, like, totally eliminated.
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
Stop the planet. I want to get off.
Somewhere around here there’s a slightly used tutu. Maybe Witheld has it.
This is my comment. It may look and smell like a pile of shit, but it is my comment, created in my image, and I love it.
“Maintainance – cleanup on thread nine….”
“Maintainance – cleanup on thread nine….”
The only reason we know Jeff isn’t truly living rent free in Miley’s head is that nothing can survive in a vacuum.
Someone’s a wee bit obsessed and just has to have attention.
This is my comment. It may look and smell like a pile of shit, but it is my comment, created in my image, and I love it.
Gosh, Squirtle, your wit is about as cutting as a velvet bag of styrofoam peanuts.
Wow, Jeff really got under your skin, didn’t he?
You must wear the same brand of momjeans.
n.b. I’m assuming squirtle and miley are the same troll.
Or maybe leigh was right about the two steves.
Wow, Jeff really got under your skin, didn’t he?
True believers can’t stand to have their gods mocked.
Y’know, I bet Putin doesn’t have any designer jeans. Suits, sure, but no jeans.
Clown nose on: squirtsquish’s IP 199.200.120.114 anonymous proxy server
Clown nose off: inane miley 76.27.240.120 Comcast Portland OR
The giveaway was the question to Miley.
Reindeer are better than people….
Man, my kids love that song.
…Portland OR…
Mirabile dictu – you can imagine my shock.
“squirtle” asked
MileyCyrus, have you noticed that this post is almost a carbon-copy of something he wrote about a year ago?
….why are you talking to yourself?
So, miley is from Portland. I wonder if he is the beta male who had to call 911 to rescue he and his family from the 22lb housecat that had them trapped in their bedroom I heard about on the radio the other day?
I hate the prissy way Obama trots down the stairs of air force 1 with his flimsy wrists bouncing. Reminds me of a bossy old cat that used to trot in front of me on the way to the kitchen. I called her Trotsky. That and him putting his feet on the desk in the Oval office. That’s infuriating.
He looks like he’s wearing Depends under his mom jeans. It looks so boofy in the butt. I’ll be scornful if I want to, Bossyguts.
squirtlesquirtlesquirtle
Where’s your blog hotshot?
Apparently raising two children and keeping house isn’t a full time job.
– Notice the current squirtle troll has time enough to devote to writing about a blogger that chaps his jean spats and associates with a talentless skank Progressive who shold be paid for putting her clothes back on. Win, win don’t cha know.
– Speaking of Progressive skanks and their lazy-assed deadbeat boy friends, I can just imagine who was egging this POS PS on. Apparently he must have told her “no tickey, no laundry” so she copped out.
– The only problem with this is the Judge seems to laude her for being stuck on stupid.
– Link.
Miley/squirtle: Are you saying that, out of all the things that O could spend his time doing, he should be spending time telling people to lay off his mom heans? And that doing so should not be seen as evidence of narcisism?
Further, do you believe that O looks good in mom jeans? That he looked like he knew what he was doing with that shotgun? That he has an impressive fastball? That he’s a genuine he-man? The epitome of masculinity?
Trespassers,
Just as Mohammed is to Moslems, as Kim Jong Un is to the North Koreans, as Justin Beiber is to the beliebers, to the “progressives” and other true believers Obama is “the perfect man.
Here’s how you can tell that splurt isn’t me. I’d never criticize someone for being a stay at home parent. I think it’s extremely noble for a family to make the decision that one of the parents will actually do the parenting rather than sending their kids off to a day orphanage. I celebrate Jeff’s lifestyle. I’ve called them The Poster Family for Liberal Values. I don’t mean that as an insult.
I’ve called them The Poster Family for Liberal Values.
If they were the Poster Family for Liberal Values, they would have aborted their kids, and would be on food stamps.
I cannot even imagine Carter saying that he was an excellent peanut farmer, it a noble crop, and imply we should knock off the peanut jokes.
bgbear – at least Carter did peanut farm which means he did have a real job at least once.
Barry wants people to quit bashing ANYTHING about him. Because- in his mind- he’s perfect and therefore beyond criticism. Nothing wrong with his domestic policy, foreign policy, or his attire.
I have never seen a more thin-skinned malignant narcissist in my entire life. And I hope to God never to see another like him.
Oh goody, we’re playing the Obama is Carter drinking game.
DRINK!
DRINK!
Shouldn’t you be out pimping Obamacare, drone? Tick tock.
*snip*
Don’t believe you.
You think comparing the Wan to Jimmuh is lame? Read this and learn a thing or three.
I’m rooting for Putin to get the Nobel just so he can do a Russian version of “Who’s your daddy?” to the Wan.
On second thought, that may not be good since Obama only has his slut mom’s word for who his daddy is.
Why do people keep stomping on the flaming sacks miley leaves on the porch, despite knowing what’s in them?
Stop the planet. I want to get off.
Holy smack, that’s a real site.
“Holy. Fucking. Shit. Stop the planet. I want to get off.”
Actually, I have to–sort of–LIKE the website.
So the leftist “womyn” want abortions for those who “cannot afford them”? Then set up their own charity and pay for it.
Don’t filch my taxpayer pockets, like that skank Sandra Fluke does.
Holy smack, that’s a real site.
Yep. And maybe this review offers us some insight as to its cause. Somehow, the motivation seems of a piece with other annihilative efforts of the last century or so.
http://acasignups.net/graph
You being certain, and wrong, at the same time, means….?
Oh goody, we’re playing the Obama is Carter drinking game.
Sorry if the truth hurts. They were on drugs in the Carter Cabinet–they had an excuse. Heck, much of the American electorate was on drugs in the 1970’s–they had an excuse too.
Don’t mix up “liberal” with “Democrat”. There’s sometimes overlap, but the two are not synonymous.
Riiight. That is getting old, isn’t it?
Obama’s got Carter’s foreign policy acumen crossed with Nixon’s honesty. He’s really two presidents in one.
Nixon > Obama.
Richard Milhous had the decency to resign.
What a fucking thin-skinned JOKE he is.
OTOH Nixon’s foreign policy acument combined with Carter’s honesty might be something to aim for. It’d sure as hell be an improvement.
Richard Milhous had the decency to resign.
His own party had the decency to demand it.
Quite.
“Guns” Biden…now THAT’s funny!
“Stop the planet. I want to get off.”
Ultra-crass is now the default tone I guess. I’ll have to find something else to do.
Hey, didja notice? The CiC (Celebrity-in-Chief) has his March Madness bracket out. Though, the article does note the CiC does have a losing record with his brackets.
Runaway entitlement spending? Not important.
Ukraine being annexed by Russia? Not important.
Inflation eroding the earning power of the middle class? Not important.
That March bracket, though. Have to show the proles that “I’m one of them.”
Speaking of sensitivity:
“Hey little boy, shut the fuck up about the lack of clothing, how about.”
*** “We were shocked by Moshe Ya’alon’s comments, which seriously call into question his commitment to Israel’s relationship with the United States,” a senior administration official told The Jerusalem Post on Tuesday night. “Moreover, this is part of a disturbing pattern in which the Defense Minister disparages the US Administration, and insults its most senior officials.” ***
Blake, you’re freaked out about <2% inflation and you want to be taken seriously.
Blake, you’re freaked out about <2% inflation and you want to be taken seriously.
You believe those numbers and I have wage and price controls to sell you.
In fairness, fuel prices rise when the Obamunists block pipelines and get in the way of drilling, regardless of how much “quantitative easing” is done to the money supply. Inflation isn’t a rise in prices in itself, just as an earthquake, in itself, isn’t crumbling buildings.
But the sharp increases in prices, particularly commodities, are there nonetheless.
Fuel prices rise when the economy does well and demand increases, coupled with the fact that most of the world’s cheap and easy oil is gone:
http://www.mercurynews.com/presidentelect/ci_21571036/chart-gas-prices-under-obama-and-bush
FACTS!
The chart shows prices *adjusted for inflation*, acknowledging that “quantitiative easing” did, in fact, cause inflation to happen much more than 2%.
And if you think the economy is doing well at all and demand is increasing from the heyday of 2005…..
SUCK!
It’s not the site itself, but the “Donors who sign up to give $10/month or more receive a coat hanger pendant as a token of our thanks” business that makes me weep for humanity. It’s an order of magnitude more disturbing than this.
Obviously, mommy and daddy do the grocery shopping for our resident troll. Also, the resident troll is ignoring the soaring cost of health insurance under Obamacare.
Food costs alone are up 30% on average across the land. Expect them to climb even higher now that Gov. Brown has decided that farms may be run without water. I paid $3.49 a gallon for regular gasoline today and I live next door to Philips Petroleum Company. Utilities (gas, electric, sewer and water (for those who live in the cities)) are also up 10-12% from last year.
If I were motivated enough to a financial comparison from year to year that wouldn’t drive me to suicide, I’d post it here.
– When the BamaHoles start popping up you can be petty sure thier ship has sailed. I’m looking forward to the final round of pearl clutching and screeching as an indication that salvation is nie.
Like how it was going up 10-14% / year before Obamacare, and now it’s going up something like 5%.
http://www.kaiserhealthnews.org/~/media/Images/KHN%20Features/2012/October/22%2026/bpc%20health%20costs%20chart%201%20v2.jpg
SOARING!
That chart has no referent material for comparison. It is a projection with no supporting data.
#Fail.
Why would anyone waste their time arguing with the Obama-griefer? Someone should just squash it.
http://www.kaiserhealthnews.org/stories/2012/october/25/health-care-costs.aspx
Flush the dumb turd that thinks it’s a salmon fighting upstream. Just flush it.
– The dumber the arguments and the more passionate their screeching, the closer they are to the cliff.
– Historians will look back on the Bumblefuck years and call it “the age of Illusion”.
Today in history: Russia redraws maps to include Crimea.
America watches Obama pick NCAA brackets.
mileycyrussays’ mom wears mom jeans and commie boots
Ex-CBS Reporter Sharyl Attkisson Has a Website You May Have Never Heard of – One the Obama Admin. Won’t Like
Must be spring break.
Fuel prices rise when the economy does well and demand increases, coupled with the fact that most of the world’s cheap and easy oil is gone: – See more at: https://proteinwisdom.com/?p=52998#comment-1064036
Half right, but I can see my lessons on economics have made a dent.
>coupled with the fact that most of the world’s cheap and easy oil is gone <
reality north dakota is pumping oil
>coupled with the fact that most of the world’s cheap and easy oil is gone <
nah it is there. you gaia goons don't want us to find it.
mileycyrus blathered:
You being certain, and wrong, at the same time, means….?
I’m certain you are a liar and your behavior in the past supports that certainty. So perhaps you should not whinge so much when you make bleats of innocence and are not believed.
HTH, HAND.
Btw, you seemed irritated at my flat refusal to believe you. Why is that? Am I not giving you the attention you so desperately need, little one?
All y’all should show Obama more respect. He’s a natural born leader to natural born leaders and a paragon among paragons. When the most Interesting Man in the World is feeling bored and out of sorts, he likes to recharge by chilling with Obama.
In fact, Obama is so good at being President, he doesn’t feel the need to prove it by, you know, actually doing the job.
It’s not his fault that the rest of world fails to appreciate that he puts the sauce in teh awesome.
Isn’t that right SteveMileySquirtle?