SHOCKER: “2013 Gun Sales Set New Record”
Evidently, there are lots of what are old friend (and one of my personal stalkers) Timmah might call “gun fetishists” starting to stockpile the hardware for personal, family, home, and property protection. I guess maybe they think the Democrats who keep insisting nobody is going to take their guns are the same Democrats who told them they’d be able to have free healthcare, keep their doctors, get cheap coverage even with pre-existing conditions, and still pay less. And it dawned on them that maybe those Democrats were a bunch of big fat lying liars. Who lie.
This must cause Timmah no end of concern, seeing his country being taken over by such rabid racist redneck mouthbreathers. I mean, who knew there could be so many of them? Don’t, like, most of these type gun fetishists — and face it, if you own a fire arm, that’s what you are, a proven sociopath who mentally can’t be allowed to own a gun, your desire for one being proof of your being unfit to have it — die because of all the inbreeding and monster truck racing and such?
Alternately, I suppose it could just seem like there are a bunch of these types, particularly compared to the cosmopolitan liberal set, some of whom may have a single child as an accessory, but for the most part are just as likely to rectify that punishment right there in the womb before it grows up to cramp their lifestyle.
So really it’s just a matter of perspective.