Or, if you like more apt headlines, “Sen Boxer: Slackjawed American xenophobes, nativists, and racists should stop worrying about keeping noble undocumented pre-Americans from entering the country illegally and start worrying about how they might work longer and harder to pay for the health care of these heroic border jumpers once they’ve expertly avoided our fascist border patrol agents and made it safely into the shadows from which we then must free them, though in the mean time they agree to cast illegal votes for Democrats in exchange for government-enforced wealth redistribution plans that harm slackjawed American xenophobes, nativists, and racists, while enriching and empowering the best among us, the virtuous Other, who does the jobs slackjawed American xenophobes, nativists, and racists refuse to do.”
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Marco, you broke my heart.
Yeah…let’s, Barbara…then we can take the unused fence poles and shove them up your decrepit and deranged arse.
Bob, that would triple the intelligence of her utterances. Right now the problem is there’s nobody’s arm shoved up there to put words into her mouth for her.
I don’t mind that Boxer is incredibly stupid.
What I do mind is all the idiots in CA who agree with the stupidity of Boxer.
I’d say what I think about this, but C. S. Lewis does it better than I ever could.
does she mean take borrowed chineser money or is she talking about printing more whorenanke dollars?
Can we get some of those smart Mexican politician? They obviously have figured out how to get Americans to pay for the health and welfare their citizens. Really helps them balance the books.
“I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart.”
— The Godfather, Part 2
Can we get somebody to give Rubio the “Busca della morte”?
He’s dead to me now.
Maybe we can convince Marco to do a little fishing?
Maybe we can convince Marco to do a little fishing?
Probably not until the state of Florida reinstitutes a Schnook season someday: as it is, keeping Schnooks is banned, whereas these are the only types Rubio is interested in.
Ever wondered why foreigners sound funny?
Silver: I started speaking like a Goddamn Irishman after a drunken barfight once – does that count?
I once started speaking with an Irish brogue after three or four too many Black Russians.
I don’t even want to know what ouzo or absinthe would lead to.
Were you Irish before the donnybrook, Bob?
No, SW, the closest thing I am is part Scots-Irish.
Ummm, Ma’am? Have you lost the rest of your mind?
Dear Madam Senator. Please realize you are too stupid to hold office.