I don’t usually weigh in on terrestrial politics, but the truth is, if I’d been arrested every time I got a hand job from some underage kid who wanted me to sign his Lost Boys t-shirt, there would be no Dream a Little Dream, much less its (in my opinion) criminally underrated sequel.
Sometimes the law is just stupid — especially when it threatens to get in the way of art.
— Or washing down poppers with a couple three shots of Cuervo, then getting sucked off by some beautiful fourteen-year-old with a Rob Lowe mouth next to the dumpster behind Dupar’s.
American society really needs to get over its sexual hangups. Here in Heaven, for instance, nobody thinks twice when Heath Ledger bangs anything with a hole. In fact, they celebrate such expressions of love — and some even beg to join in, so overcome are they by the beauty of the thing.
Really. Grow up, people. Stay out of other people’s bedrooms. And, like, that area right beside Dupar’s dumpster. *
Here’s my opinion Stacy.
– Because, hey, if you can publisize your personal sexual preferences, and get the eternally dissonant Left behind you, that is good for business among the eternally angst ridden misfits crowd don’t ‘cha know.
Heh. You’re gonna re-attract a bunch of freaky-strange Haimers (like Beliebers, only with extra perpetual-fan-of-the-dead weirdness).
Oh, OT, Corey Feldman set to release a book in October, naming names of two of the two Corey’s powerful and influential Hollywood molesters. Only two? My guess is, most of Hollywood’s directors are, or were, molesters.
“Haimers” — that’s slang for “a blowjob from a former ’80s child star”, in’nit?
Speaking of which… Jeff, who do we have to blow to get that little preview thingy back?
You too? And I thought it was just my Firefox Nightly (64-bit version) gone stupid…
Other people’s bedrooms? The first sexual encounter between 18 year old accused sex offender Kaitlyn Ashley Hunt and the 14 year old girl happened in a public school’s bathroom stall.
When I was in high school, I dated a girl two years behind me. I finished high school and went away to college while still 17 – I turned 18 one month after starting college. Between the facts that I was now 18 and she wasn’t quite 16 yet, and that I now had college girls to date, we broke up. I can’t imagine having a 14 year old “girl friend.”
I didn’t do anything to take the preview thingy away. These things are beyond my control, evidently.
who do we have to blow to get that little preview thingy back?
the ‘dillo (if you can catch him).
I found this fascinating, a different view of the “dark ages”.
“we dismiss the achievements of our ancestors, and fall short of them, they honored the achievements of their ancestors, and surpassed them”
The preview thingy went away after the mu.nu incident the night of 5/15, so it’s probably over there wherever there is.
What else is missing? My favorite Firefox add-on Cool Previews quit giving up the little blue thing next to a linky that when hovered on opened a pop-up window of said linky’s contents. Now that I miss greatly.
Every cause needs it’s martyrs.
its not it’s
I read an interesting article about the Dark Ages a month or two ago. It may have been by this same lecturer. It was fascinating since we typically don’t learn much about them at all other than having to plod through Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales in high school and those are bowdlerized.
sdferr says May 29, 2013 at 1:20 pm
The preview thingy went away after the mu.nu incident the night of 5/15, so it’s probably over there wherever there is.
.nu? Is that a reference to the Web domain ext for Niue?
I just lost a post into the ether. I’ll try again:
sdferr says May 29, 2013 at 1:20 pm
The preview thingy went away after the mu.nu incident the night of 5/15, so it’s probably over there wherever there is.
Is .nu a reference to the Web domain ext for Niue?
sdferr says May 29, 2013 at 1:20 pm
The preview thingy went away after the mu.nu incident the night of 5/15, so it’s probably over there wherever there is.
Niue? .nu is the web domain ext for Niue, which if you’re like me, doesn’t clear things up much about where “there” is.
Wow I can’t get anything to post on this thread, unless this posts, in which case, well never mind…
I was going to ask about the incident of 5/15…
Sigh… Just shoot me now.
Is .nu a reference to the Web domain ext for Niue?
Search me mondamay (I’ve really no idea, nor need to have one), but it’s close enough for guess work, so why not?
Note to self: use “Reload.”
Anyway, Dustbury has a widget for comment preview that still works. CGHill might be persuaded to lend a hand.
Note to self: use “Reload.”
I did. I just couldn’t get the page to show what I posted for like 12 minutes.
Sometimes flushing the cache works, though having a plunger handy seems wise.
And a mop.
Niue? .nu is the web domain ext for Niue, which if you’re like me, doesn’t clear things up much about where “there” is.
Yes, it’s the Niue domain extension. Niue is a tiny Pacific island that is renting out its domain extension for revenue.
Seriously! I think the .to (Tonga) domain has a similar story.
OK, OT but this…
…made me chuckle.
You hate women, don’t you?
The amount of pleasure she gave me based on the little work I had to put in was not surprising considering that she wanted to show her worth so I would deem her a good wife.
Oh, yes, women from welfare-free countries are sweet and servile and believe it’s their job to spoil their husbands.
Without asking for a damned thing in return.
::spit::
It’s true that welfare makes it easier for woman to be sluts.
It’s also true that an abundance of slutty women prevents men from growing the hell up.
Backatcha, mister.
I hate those American women make shitty wives type articles. There was (probably still is) a contingent of guys who posted on FreeRepublic who were all about getting mail-order Asian brides. Several of them stayed married, but quite of a few of the loving brides got their citizenship papers in order and got a divorce tout de suite.
She just wasn’t that into you, Dude.
Hard to build a
meaningful relationshipmarriage on the basis of using each other as an aid to masturbation.Abe could tell us some tales of the runaway Russian brides in NYC. They flee their “fiancés” (after getting access to his bank accounts, natch) and run off to the Russian ex-pat communities. They don’t seem to have any problem working as strippers and hookers, either, until they land another fish.
Backatcha, mister.
Set and match.
A lot of American women are spoiled brats. I’ve certainly met plenty of them. I cannot speak to the behavior of women from other countries. I think spoiled brats make shitty wives, but that’s just from observing people I know who are married to spoiled brats.
However, the article in question was written by a pick-up artist. I doubt he is a good source of info about lasting relationships.
Sure. Spoiled brats need a spanking and their credit cards confiscated. That or ignore them and go after the chicks who like hiking and fishing and sportsbars. Unless they’re gay. Old fashioned girls who know their way around a stove and are even tempered are becoming a commodity in high demand.
I met an even tempered woman once. She rode a unicorn, hated shopping, and pissed perfect pilsner beer.
Oh, wait, that may have been a dream I had…
Mrs. Bascom best not be reading over your shoulder, Lee.
I ain’r ascared of her!
no…she’s not…
LBascom says May 29, 2013 at 7:59 pm
Set and match.
Hey, she’s from my town! I didn’t know UT had any actual smart people. I just assumed the football team felt too self-conscious and decided to hire some people to teach some classes (probably to avoid NCAA sanctions).
In fairness to women, I think men are probably the generally worse catch these days. It all comes down to “functional”, and messed-up women still function better than messed-up men. Either that, or society remembers to be understanding/chivalrous with out-of-control women more often, because women are usually less violent (or the male judge/jurors think they might have a chance with her, which brings up another men sometimes have).
*problem” men sometimes have.
Not my day for posting. Maybe bed, instead.
being behind Dupar’s is same as being in front of the Trader Joe’s
here is a link for to see
I liked hearing from Corey again, by the way. Every now and then I wonder how he’s doing in
hellheavenThere are several Dupars. But thanks for trying to fuck with the illusion.
Set and match.
Oh, I totally agree with Dr. Helen’s pro-dude stuff. There are far too may forces making it hard for men to get their acts together, from slutty women and porn (who needs a real chick, with all those NEEDS?) to career-oriented women who see men as a fashion accessory, to Everybody Loves Raymond Because He’s A Loveable Dunce.
Oh, and horrible divorce/custody laws, plus the hyper-feminization of the culture (boys can’t be boys!), plus birth control making women prefer the pretty boys instead of the manly men.
Plus that creepy commercial where the woman gets her husband “upgraded” into — wait for it — a housewife!
They couldn’t have turned the couch potato into a construction worker, a cowboy, or a fireman? Anything manly?
However, my point remains: It’s been ancient wisdom that society tell men that they can’t have any (legitimately) unless they get married, which meant Becoming A Man With Responsibilities.
With women giving it away for free — even shacking up for years on end — many men don’t see the need to go any farther than that point with a relationship. (And yes, the travails involved with marriage and divorce are another important factor.)
Reverse the polarity: A woman agrees to marry a man, but on their honeymoon she informs him that there will be no nookie until she’s satisfied that he’s a good provider. She gets access to his bank accounts, buys a house, gets him to do all the honey-do chores, drives him like a slave, buys herself all kinds of clothes and bling, but says “Oh, I’m not ready yet” every night.
And then she divorces him and takes him for all he’s worth.
No man would agree to such an arrangement, nor should he. So ladies? WTF?
I met an even-tempered woman once.
Hey, your hormones are a drag to deal with, too. Yours make you eternally horny; ours make us bipolar.
Get over it.
However, the article in question was written by a pick-up artist.
I read their criteria for Who’s Worth Making A Play For and noticed that I met maybe 1% of their criteria, plus quite a few of their Deal Breakers.
It made me sad until I remembered the source. Then I was grateful.
well yeah there’s several dupar’s but that’s the one corey went to back when he ate pancakes and such i’ll shut up now it’s a good illusion but yup the one in the picture is the famous one where they filmed valley girl we recently saw james gandolfini who was in an HBO show there then i had to stop cause of the pancakes
the pancakes there are really several notches above pancakes you’re gonna get anywheres else in the valley
you guys were just down the street from them that time you guys went to universal studios
Just call the yellow peril “buzzkill.”
“Seriously! I think the .to (Tonga) domain has a similar story.”
Tuvalu (.tv) won big, big, big in the Internet lottery, years before it was imagined that ordinary people would have computers connected to the Internet.
dicentra says May 29, 2013 at 10:09 pm
A woman agrees to marry a man, but on their honeymoon she informs him that there will be no nookie
You probably could have just put the period here…
Well, no one can say you ain’t got sack, Brah.
Sleep with one eye open, though.. I mean, it’s one thing to poke at this fey Obama administration with a sharp stick.. What are they going to do about it, get the big, bad IRS to audit you? Now the Corey Haim fan club.. that’s another story. Al Qaeda operators cross the street when they see them bad boys coming..
Like I said.. You got stones. Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross league brass stones.
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