BREAKING: Gay men capable of playing basketball, at least one being adept enough at it to make a living
Americans shocked, amazed! Straight, ordinary-sized, single-hand dribblers with no game whatever hardest hit.
Not by the bravery, so much — because let’s face it, what can be hipper now than coming out as a gay pro athlete, particularly when doing so is meant as a form of social activism, the unspoken message being that most people care where you dunk your balls when off the court, which I very much doubt is the case — but rather by the realization that not only aren’t they good enough to play pro ball, but they’ve been shown-up in the fabulous department, as well.
And that just stings.