Dear Justin,
You do know that I am a Jew, right? So best not to press your luck, buddy. Because I know people, if you get my meaning.
Yours in sinister portent,
protein wisdom
ps. The Stratfor brief you claim that I seem unaware of is actually linked in the very post you reference. Not that I’d expect you’d read my entire entry before misrepresenting it, of course. BECAUSE THEN THE ZIONISTS WIN!
cc: John Cole
Lets see if I have this straight.
The Muslims fanatics warned a jew.
Is that what they are saying?
Is this one of the protocols?
#define schmuck=”Justin”;commit
SB: lot
Got salt?
Does even the name Raimondo sound like fingernails on a blackboard to anyone else?
If he thinks Balloon Juice and protein wisdom are “icky names” he really needs to get his mind out of the gutter. But aren’t wingers usually criticized for being so prudish? So shouldn’t sexually named righty blogs be a good thing?
I’m so confused.
Here are some good links on the sorid history of Justin and his sick pals:
http://www.tomgpalmer.com/archives/cat_the_fever_swamp.php
http://rightwatch.tblog.com/
Read through…did you know our dear Dennis was once a gay prostitute?
He should change his last name to DeNiccotime. Then he’d have a name as cool as “Protein Wisdom.”
Almost.
hmmmm people like this really make me question the whole “natural selection” theory. How were their ancestors not murdered for being total asshats centuries ago?
Justin Raimondo: Wait a minute! He’s a Jew?
MC: Holy …um… Alpha and Omega batman. He’s onto something…
You… you… Raimondophobe!!
DELINKED!!!
HA, you Jeff, of the blog with the “icky” name!
I guess this goes for John also. What IS Balloon Juice, anyway. Nope, don’t answer…
Yeah, sometimes people tell me Cold Fury just sounds so angry, and so then I tell them, “I DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU DON’T LIKE MY BLOG’S NAME YOU SIMPLE SON-OF-A-BITCH ! HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE MY BLOG AND QUESTION MY PATRIOTISM ! I’M OUTRAGED, OUTRAGED I SAY !!” … and that pretty much shuts them up.
Feel free to borrow that little technique, Jeff.
“Because I know people, if you know what I mean.”
Do you think that you could call them and have them bring back Firefly? – because while I understand the hidden rationales of having only lowest common denominator garbage on TV, I mean, throw us a fragging bone here, people. One good network show won’t break the mojo, ‘kay?
Moe
PS: Spam word thus. As in, “Thus, Raimondo acts as an excellent example of the Unified Circle of Stupidity theory. Go far enough around the curve and you can’t the Lunatic Left from the Lunatic Right.”
Now’s probably not a good time to mention this, but, Jeff, the ecret-say ew-Jay un-ray alert-aye ystem-say is on the itz-fray.
Could you check the RSS 2.0 feed?
Thanks in Advance!
Wait, does Karl Rove work for the Joooooooooooooos!, or is it t’other way around?
I can never remember which of them has the evil mind control rays and which one drinks the blood of infants.
Isn’t his real name like “Chuck” or “Dwayne” or “Roy Dale” or something?
I gotta say I understand why he would change it to “Justin.” It really lends his Jewhate a touch of GenX hipster panache.
Although, If I were a loathesome middle aged internet conspiracy choad who jacked off to Leni Reifenstahl DVDs, I think I would probably choose a pen name with more of an urbane Euro intellectual feel—say, “Julian” or “Klaus-Maria” or “Soren” or something like that—and afterwards, I would probably go hang myself in my dingy, bulb-lit efficiency.
Right. From the intestines of a rabbi. Or Melissa Rivers.
Honestly–all I could manage was a quick scan of the page. There’s something sort if icky-but-endearing about all their fake scholarship. Like the holocaust-denial people. I want to peek through my fingers at it, like a car wreck.
Honestly, I don’t know how you put up with it: being blamed for everything bad that’s happened in the last several millennia. I guess it’s like being anglo-saxon white, but ever-so-much-more-so.
I’ve never seen a picture of the guy. Does he have a certain kind of, um, unfashionable moustache? The kind that’s been out of style for, say, the last 65 years or so?
I’m just saying that a lot of antisemites fail to consider how important it is to have a cool name.
For example, suppose I told you about a guy who ran a conspiracy website from his unfurnished $350/month hovel, and that his neighbors called police complaning of stench. They enter the room and find him hanging from an extension chord wrapped to an exposed pipe, dressed in his beloved authentic Mint-In-Box SS uniform, purchased from a Brazilian collector. Under him, he has spread signed 8x10s of Pat Buchanan, Father Coughlin and Albert Speer as witnesses. His last post: a cri de couer about how the TriLats from AOL have cut off his dial-up.
If I told you his name was Lester Lee Hoagerlund, you’d think, ‘wow, what a loser.’ But what if I told you his name was actually Fabian Von Luxe? Now you’re thinking, ‘gosh, perhaps he was a misunderstood punk performance artist whose transgressive visionary ouevre was far too complex for an unsophisticated public.’
My point is that antisemites should really consider things like the importance of their names, and their extension chords, and so on.
…Justin is berry, bery saaad.
Spamword: “actually” as in “Justin *actually* berry, berry saaad.”
Fabian hanged himself? Man… bummer.
SB: was
I was kinda wondering why the newsletter was so late, too.
I’m with iowahawk. If your name is Dennis and you want to change it, why would you change it to Justin? Go all out, man, and become Dorian, or Alberto, or Kristof Raimondo.
I mean, Justin? He might as well be Raymond Raimondo.
Its all protean hot air to me!
Is there another blog out there called Carbohydrate Wisdom?
How about Balloon Gentiles?
Would those be less icky?
(Turing: act. As in, I ought to act like a grownup sometimes.)
May I add myself to the Joooo-eesh cabal?
I mean, being first generation Mick should not preclude my ass.
My family is Jewish, Egyptian, Polish and German, so I am obermenschen or an untermenschen in Raimondos sad little world?
Balloon Juice is just slang for hot air…