Oh, it’s worse than that, Mr Bozell. Not only aren’t they what they promised, but now they’ve determined that they’re losing because they have been too conservative. Which gives Rick Moran a nice little chubby.
“So what do we conservatives believe? What is a conservative?
“Throughout this wonderful conference so many very good leaders have discussed this so eloquently. Another discussion is unnecessary. Instead, let me tell you first what a conservative isn’t.
“Paul Ryan, you’re a good man and you mean well, and good for you for your courage trying to reform Medicare and rid us of Obamacare. But your proposed budget that has the federal government spending $41 TRILLION over the next ten years, with more and more and more spending increases every single year, and assumes all the oppressive Obamacare taxes. Congressman, that’s what liberal Democrats do, not us.
“This is not conservatism. It is, literally, Democrat Lite.
“Do you have national aspirations? Do yourself and your country a favor. Rip that budget up and come back with one that truly does reduce the size of government, which puts us on the path toward a balanced budget by reducing deficits, and one that puts us on the path of solvency by eradicating our debt. Watch what happens to both your national aspirations, and your legacy.
“Haley Barbour, my friend, when you call for unity and on conservatives to “sing from the same hymnal” and then publicly trash good conservative groups like Club for Growth for supporting good conservatives, you’re out of tune, and you’re out of line. Do you want to be seen as a national conservative leader? Start supporting national conservative groups.
“John Boehner, Eric Cantor, and Kevin McCarthy: You said all the right things to conservatives to propel the GOP back to the majority and you to the top three leadership positions in the House.
‘You, like virtually every single other Republican elected to Congress solemnly vowed to rid us of Obamacare, which you can do simply by refusing to fund it. Why haven’t you done so?
“While we’re at it… when the Secretary of HHS decrees that we should be forced to pay for the murder of babies, why don’t you decree that Americans are no longer going to pay for HHS? What of all the other oppressive, and in the case of Planned Parenthood, evil organizations immorally funded by our tax dollars? What of the utterly useless agencies like NPR, and PBS, and Legal Services, and the NEA and so many others you solemnly pledged to put out of our misery?
“You’ve done nothing for over two years but give us excuses and more commitments that tomorrow, yes tomorrow, you’ll honor your promises. Gentlemen, where promises are concerned, you are not what you promised to be.
“Do you want to restore your reputations as conservative leaders? All you need to do is honor your promises. They were good ones. Watch what happens next. You’ll be heroes.”
Not to the GOP establishment you won’t. Big government is what they want, and big government is what you’ve given them. So you are already heroes to them — and they bring in the money to keep you in your DC digs.
You know who butters your bread. And it ain’t the shrieking Hobbits demanding to be represented. So fuck them. We’ve got elections to pretend to want to win!
Limbaugh is all over this Priebus move today, saying just now “Why don’t you do them a favor and just end the Party?”
“Why not, indeed?”, we might ask. But as we’ve seen, for many people who agree with us in principle, forthrightly leaving the Party, straight out denouncing it, is akin to severing relations with a beloved family member. For such as these, it won’t come easy, if it ever comes at all.
Well, I put my RNC membership renewal in the shredder this past December, so I’ve done my part.
BULL MOOSE!!
this is Someone Else’s Problem and I’m ok with that
They didn’t?
End the Party, I mean.
House Democrats work their asses off to keep some distinctions in place. Poor bastards can hardly keep up with the pace of Republican surrender though.
Bill Kristol Rips Rand Paul: “I Just Think Rand Paul Is Too Old” (Video)
Bill hit his head recently? He’s really been sounding like more of an old lady than usual lately.
Kristol has been a jackass for years.
There is a war on fir the soul of the GOP.
Who the fuck are these “leaders” even leading anymore?
#ObamaIsNotSatan
“If you sell your soul to Satan you get more than a phone and a foodstamp”
“That’s preposterous, everyone knows that Satan puts people to work…”
“Under Satan, the wages of sin is death. Under Obama there aren’t any wages at all.”
“…because when the Devil Went Down to Georgia lookin’ for a soul to steal he did it in person. Obama would just send a drone”
“You can meet with Satan for free.”
“Satan proudly takes credit for the evil he does.”
“One rains down fiery death from the skies to smite his enemies. The other is the devil.”
“…because Satan earned his Nobel Peace Prize”
“The devil doesn’t take nearly as many golf vacations.”
“…because Satan doesn’t shoot skeet at eye level.”
“You ain’t gonna catch the Father of Lies in mom jeans and a bike helmet.”
“…because Satan has shovel ready jobs.”
Had to laugh at the Breitbart headline about the creators of the Bible series exclaiming they had no intention to make Satan appear to be ObaZma: but what, I laughed, did Satan have to say about making you make him look like ObaZma, the li’l devil trickster, eh?
murphy
The Lord works in strange and hilarious ways.
The face isn’t really that similar. What’s the same is the cold, flat, contemptuous stare.
Funny how it was LIBERALS who noticed the resemblance. Why do they always assume every swarthy evil guy on TV is Obama?
ruling class update
Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes
The way it makes their hearts race and palms sweaty, be my guess.
lmao! Is that for real?
Sheik yer booty indeed.
That’s a lot of, ahem…doody…
A London cleric? Via San Francisco ?