Now get your asses in line, Hobbits. The adults are compromising here.
Posted by Jeff G. @ 11:08am
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When they came for Boehner I didn’t object because he was an orange useless freak and I was sick of getting fucked over.
Does this come under the heading of “Yes, We Can” or “Forward!?”
Was there ever any question that Boehner was going to sell us out?
Oh, come now. That number’s only a problem if you’re one of the 53% who pay in to the system. (In which case, it’s more like $35 grand.)
He had a lot of help.
– Just for starters there is no “tax cut” in any of this. Its all about pending tax increases, so everyone in DC on both sides of the aisle are playing the lo-info public as usual.
Shocking! Astonishing! Totally unexpected!
/absolutely nobody, anywhere, ever
Honestly? I’m kind of impressed. Even as shockingly dumb as liberal policies have become, GOP is still the clear winner.
Shame it turns out you can become too stupid to be a superpower…. Wait! I mean, Ameruka 4ever!
Whoo, caught myself.
OT: I’m in charge of an “End of the World” playlist for this weekend. Any suggestions?
Party like it’s 1999
It’s the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)
Black Hole Sun
“After the Thrill is Gone”
“Hit Me with Your Best Shot”
“Take the Long Way Home”
“Sunday Morning Coming Down”
“Field of Mars”
“Up on the Sun”
“Melt with You”
“99 Red Balloons”
“Bad Moon on the Rise”
“All Along the Watchtower”
“Dead Flag Blues”
“Subterranean Homesick Blues”
“Eve of Destruction”
“In the Year 2525”
“Lost in the Flood”
“When the Man Comes Around”
“The Final Countdown”
Not exactly Mayan, but very groovy end-of-the-world stuff just the same: Atomic Platters, “Cold War Music From the Golden Age of Homeland Security.”
I’m particularly fond of “Crawl Out Through The Fallout,” but then I’ve always had a soft spot for lounge music.
Throw in some Gregorian Chants to be on the safe side.
Larger Than Life
“Jesus Gonna Make Up My Dying Bed” Dylan, or if you prefer,
“In My Time of Dying” Led Zeppelin
“Trouble Everyday” MOI
“Don’t Worry, Be Happy” Bobby McFerrin
Try that again.
Monty Python: Galaxy Song
Monty Python: Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
“This Is the End”, The Doors
Subterranean Homesick Alien
Fuck, just use all of OK Computer
Man, you guys are ten times better at this than I am. Thanks!!
Then there’s just about the entire Pink Floyd catalog. Except for their dance numbers, obviously.
– We already know what every pol in the WH and DC is….now we’re just haggling over the price.
Everything Means Less Than Zero – Elvis Costello and the Attractions
Blaze of Glory – Joe Jackson
Nothing But Flowers – Talking Heads
God Save the Queen – The Sex Pistols
Time – Pink Floyd
The Great Gig In the Sky – Pink Floyd
From the Air – Laurie Anderson
Political Science – Randy Newman
Viva Las Vegas – Elvis Presley
Hotel California – Eagles
The Goodbye Look – Donald Fagen
Only A Fool Would Say That – Steely Dan
Barrytown – Steely Dan
Kings – Steely Dan
The Royal Scam – Steely Dan
Won’t you pour me a Cuban Breeze, Gretchen?
In a somewhat different vein:
Three Little Birds – Bob Marley and the Wailers
Hey Nineteen – Steely Dan
Perfect Day – Lou Reed
And how did Jeff forget One Tin Soldier?
Nektar’s “Remember the Future”
Queen’s “Keep Yourself Alive”
“Dust in the Wind” by Todd Rundgren and/or Kansas
‘Everybody Knows’ by Leonard Cohen ? Concrete Blonde version is okay.
“Electric Funeral” and “Into the Void” by Black Sabbath (or the entire Sabbath catalog, really).
‘The Siege and Investiture of Baron von Frankenstein’s Castle at Weisseria’ ?
Blue Oyster Cult/Subhuman (Imaginos version)
Don’t Fear The Reaper
Under the Milky Way Tonight – The Church
Terra Titanic – Peter Schilling
The Noah Plan – Peter Schilling
– Well girls, three days to go until the fat lady sings. Everyone have their wills and affairs in order?
Why would I bother with a will, BBH? It’s going to be over! Yay!
i thought mayans already threw herbinto to the volcano? or was that the incas?
stupid “b” intercepted my space bar
– I wanted to leave any survivors something as a token of my gratitufe…..all my bills.
I will get by, I will survive!
Anyone know exactly when the winter solstice will be on Friday?
Local time list McG.
I’ve posted this one recently, but it seems to fit here as well:
The Order Of Death by PIL
Disappointed by PIL
Now with MORE COWBELL!
Thanks, Slart. I never get tired of Disappointed.
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