Elizabeth: “I read somewhere that dolphins are like, really smart. So, y’know, there’s always that.”*
update: “…and in a pinch, I can probably suckle a dozen or so people myself. My breasts are that fantastic.”
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Dolphin trivia: I have a buddy who used to be a military dolphin trainer (we use them to find mines and divers). He swears that he and his fellow trainers had to manually stimulate the male dolphins to climax before they would entertain the idea of working. He also mentioned that if he didn’t jack off one of the dolphins, that it would pin him up against the side of the boat or whatever and work things out on his own.
Now that’s a smart animal, baby! Way to go Shannon
These Shannon Elizabeth posts should sooooo come with illustrations.
“Number”- as in, there’s a number of really naughty things I’d do to and with Shannon Elizabeth, especially now that she’s single.
Froggy.. so that would be a UDT/SEAL Black Op ?
Well, at least they didnt take pictures to end up on the web that time… thats something…
Turing word : corner
As in: ..when youre backed into the corner by a randy dolphin, you do what you have to do…
That’s even wronger than two boys fucking, Froggy.
I think I like the term ”give suck to” better than I like the word ”suckle”..
As in: “in a pinch, I can probably give suck to a dozen or so people myself. My breasts are that fantastic.”
I’m just saying….
Sure. Michael Jackson has a thing with his monkey and everyone goes nuts. You got underwater demolitions experts yanking dolphin peen and it’s “give the armed forces more money.”
Ever see Gorillas In the Mist? I could use a nice set of ape hands.
Was that an inside joke, Gail? And I’m shocked, shocked that you used the fuckword.
No no no. Give suck leaves nothing to the imagination. A woman would never say that.
Froggy —
All that is on the director’s cut DVD of Day of the Dolphin, by the way.
I’m shocked that Gail said ‘wronger.’
Gail has COMMAND of the language. She stands astride the blogosphere doing I don’t know what with her orthography. Remember?
Yuck. Flipper just got this whole new dimension.
Rush used to do bits on the randy dolphin thing. OK, there it is on a tee.
Man, I’m glad its the Navy cuz yanking Dolphin peen just doesnt fit into the Army ‘Be All That You Can Be’ concept too well..
well.. maybe it kinda does with the ‘dont ask, dont tell’ stuff …
Turing word: set
as in: thats quite a set that Dolphin has on him, aint it ?
Jeff, Ape hands?
Craig, on the other thread, Froggy said that was how wrong Jeff was.
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Jeff wants trophies, Sparkle.
Dang, I thought that kind of thing only happened in cartoons.
hey AB, um, would that be okay for color blind people? i mean, i think because of his color-blindness my husband is only allowed to enter something like 3 mos’
WindRider, there’s nothing wrong with wronger. The wronger the better, I always say.
Read A Mind of the Dolphin by John Lilly for a good laugh. Apparently if you are looking to do Dolphin don’t be knocking back beers … Dolphins don’t like the smell of booze. However Dolphins really like it when you are tripping on LSD.
Were any of the dolphins we’ve been talking about wearing peacoats?
There’s a Jeff Gannon joke here, but I’ll pass on it…
‘Wronger’ is just so…so…un-Gail-like. It’s just…wrong!
Okay, okay, MORE WRONG. BEYOND WRONG. WRONG SQUARED. WRONG ACROSS THE EIGHTH DIMENSION. Are you happy now? Jeez, what I don’t do to please you people.
All that being shouty. That’s just WRONG.
Not that it matters but… the marine mammal program is part of the EOD (Explosive Ordinance Disposal) career field NOT the SEAL career field. My buddy was a Marine Force Recon Corpsman assigned to EOD and cross trained as veterinary tech. It helped that he is a particularly sick bastard that probably enjoyed rubbing one out for flipper whenever he got the chance.
Interesting is that the Mk6 dolphins are trained to attack swimmers or divers attempting to gain access to a secure area. Rumor has it that in real world operations, the EOD techs attach a CO2 charged needle on a nose cone for the dolphin to ram the enemy diver. The dolphin is trained to ram the diver, injecting him with the CO2 cartridge which increases the diver’s bouyancy and causes him to rapidly ascend to the surface so he can be shot or whatever. Anyone with a rudimentary knowledge of dive physics knows that besides the discomfort of suddenly being struck by a dolphin at full speed, the neurological effect of rapid ascent results in significant brain damage, stroke or heart attack.
From time to time we would have to swim “against” Mk6 dolphins to “see” if we could get past ‘em. Well, you can’t. And if you don’t surface soon after being hit (which hurts like hell), the dolphin just keeps nailing you until you do.
In case you were wondering…
Froggy, you should totally write a book. (Maybe it could be called “So Long and Thanks for all the Handjobs.”)
Can we get back to talking about Shannon Elizabeth’s magnificent breasts?
Gail,
Perhaps you could be my research assistant.
Froggy, I don’t do “manual” labor.
Gail,
All I ask is that you give me a hand. Is that so hard?