14 Replies to “Halloween is but a few days away … [Darleen Click]”

1. beemoe says:

   October 28, 2012 at 9:00 am

   Having a double jointed spine would be my guess.

2. BigBangHunter says:

   October 28, 2012 at 9:23 am

   – You say that like its a bad thing. I knew this girl once that……ummmmm…..nevermind.

   – Soooo then, the San Diego Daisies, newest club in the Langerie league, travel to play the hapless Cleveland Browns today, and then we’ll see if they can manage to come from ahead 42 points to 0 in the fourth quarter to keep their tanking streak alive. If the Dawgs can find their way to Lakefront stadium the Dolts will be a shoe-in to lose.

   – Turners job security is worse than a Tiajuana mayor at the moment, and Leaf, erm I mean Rivers, has run out of cheese to go with the whine. Spanos and Smith have a decision to make. Either put up some cash for a Pro coach, or move to LA and then move again after a few unprofitable years, which is the time honored pattern of choice. A new 800 million sheckles stadium. Yeh, that will happen.

3. serr8d says:

   October 28, 2012 at 10:25 am

   You’d better check with Ohio University, so as not to inadvertently cross any cultural sensitivity lines.

   h/t BuzzFeed’s Copyranter (where there be hilarity)!

4. Darleen says:

   October 28, 2012 at 10:34 am

   So serr8d, I was given a gift of a yukata from a Japanese exchange student I hosted years ago

   If I wear it on Halloween I’m racist?

   So, are Greek togas, German lederhosen, and Scottish kilts out too?

   Damn, these people have no life.

5. BigBangHunter says:

   October 28, 2012 at 10:37 am

   – The academic Left, perpetually in search of relevance, or at least noise and contrary-hood, could suck the joy out of a Leper colony.

6. beemoe says:

   October 28, 2012 at 10:47 am

   “I think it’s almost impossible to be ironic while being racist, so irony is lost,” said Jelani Cobb, a professor of Africana studies at Rutgers University and the author of “The Substance of Hope: Barack Obama and the Paradox of Progress.”

   “To treat a character like Batman or Superman as a Halloween costume is one thing, but to treat an entire ethnicity as a costume is something else. It suggests that people conflate the actual broad diversity of a culture with caricatures and characters.”

   Irony is indeed lost.

7. sdferr says:

   October 28, 2012 at 10:53 am

   “to treat an entire ethnicity as a costume is something else”

   Ha! That’s magnificently unaware. So NOT irony. Jelani Cobb seeks to make proof by demonstration, I guess. But continue on Jelani, clothe an entire ethnicity in the rhetorical cloth of racism. We’ll watch and laugh.

8. DarthLevin says:

   October 28, 2012 at 10:55 am

   The proper formula for your question, Darleen, is “If ________, I’m racist?”

   And the answer is always, “Yes.”

   OU used to be a fun party school on Halloween (well, any other day, really). Somebody needs to tell them nannyish scolds aren’t fun.

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10. LBascom says:

    October 28, 2012 at 11:01 am

    I recognize that place. It’s the gum wall in San Louis Obispo.

11. BigBangHunter says:

    October 28, 2012 at 11:06 am

    – Hold it LB…..Is that some sort of sneaky allusion to the Gumby character, because, well……raaaaaacist!

12. BigBangHunter says:

    October 28, 2012 at 11:12 am

    – “We are not a costume, we are a culture.”

    – The Code Pink swollen Vulva’s were unavailable fpr comment.

13. SteveG says:

    October 28, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Buy a bunch of bubble gum and stick it on your walls?

    (The prank is at “bubble gum alley” in SLO… I’m not a germaphobe, but that place gives me the creeps more than the headless dude)

14. Danby says:

    October 29, 2012 at 12:25 pm

    A frame goes up the sides of the suit, from the knees to the collar, and down the arms to the elbow. The back is slit. When the guy bends over, the suit stays in place, but his head is chest-level. You will notice it only works in a narrow alley, where the field of view is restricted. No one can see his (hopefully clothed) ass sticking out the back of the suit.

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