“Egypt’s President Says Muslims ‘Will Not Allow Anyone’ to Insult Islam…”
At least, according to a news report by CNS. I didn’t hear the guy speak personally. But if I did, I’d have probably said something like “fuck that fancy-suited barbarian and the tribe of howling medieval throwbacks he keeps penned up until he needs some shit burned down, some women cut up, or some infidel heads lopped off.
“Because of the peace and the tolerance.”
So. Maybe it’s good I was doing other things while he was making his threatening, grandiose proclamations. Like, for instance, living in the 21st century and not wiping my ass with palm fronds or my hands.