One of these days, they’ll get to blame a TEA Party conservative for something.
Until then, they’ll just keep throwing shit against the wall to see if it sticks — and mistakes like this one won’t shame them because they can’t be shamed. The ends justify the means. Always and forever.
And sometimes you have to take a little egg on your face if you want to socially engineer the perfect Utopian omelet.
Matt Damon!
That’s not egg.
Sophisticated. Reality-based. Nuanced. And don’t you forget it!
In their perfect Utopian omelet, we wear the yoke.
That’s good stuff, TaiChiWawa.
: )
– Lefturd canned reponse:
“…Yeh well, maybe it was fake, but it was accurate man.”
That twitchy link caused my computer to go ape shit.
Social media will do that. Also, any comment section at any newspaper article anywhere.
If the Left was upset by that Onion report, wait until they find out Rep. Robert Ingersol (R-SC) confessed to killing a hobo. He never felt so alive.
/slow applause
And ofc this will never get highlighted as “lol look at the dumb liberals” the same way people freaking out over the Onion’s “abortion complex” got highlighted as “lol look at the dumb socons”.
It’s one of those stories that are too good to check. “Essentially, either a tale so perfect, or a confirmation of extant prejudices so wonderful, that to actually investigate, to possibly find out that it’s not true, would be a shame.”
I can see the apocalypse from my house.