Come sundown on Sunday, you all are free of your 2012 obligations to the government. Which now takes 197 days out of your year.
My advice: you begin telling every “progressive” and Democrat you know who tries to engage your or approach you or talk to you or ask something of you, that you’re now closed for business, and would they kindly piss off.
And if you’re feeling particularly liberated, you might share that same message with GOP establishment types — many of whom will be appalled to learn that you spend 197 days out of your year in the service of the government, and will vow to fight day and night to bring that figure down to a more reasonable 170 days.
Because limited government.
I would just like to contribute the word of the day for 13 July 2012, according to my page-a-day calendar:
levigate \’le-və-g?t\ v 1. polish, smooth 2. to grind to a fine smooth powder while in moist condition.
I’ll leave it to y’all to find good uses for it. Too bad it sounds so much like “levitate” and so little like “disembowel.”
Rats. That question mark was supposed to be a lower-case a with a straight line (macron) over it.
Bah – damned foreigners and linguistics, with their fiddly little diacriticals and such. Back in my day, we only had 127 characters, and 32 of ’em weren’t even printable — and we got along just fine, thank you!
– We’ll always have etch-a-sketch, so there’s that.
– Harry is blowing a gasket over those “evil Chinamen” and their diabolical olympic uniforms.
– ‘Course, as usual he seems incapable of seeing the little sign on the tip of his nose that mentions the crisus a certain Democratic government under a raving Socialist rock star caused in the first place, but hey, 4 more months and if we’re all lucky he won’t have to worry about it anymore. Forward!
It’s pretty bad when Patty Murray (D–Box of Rocks) looked like she wanted to step away from old Harry and his fascist uniform burning.
I’ll bet if taxpayers had a union we’d get that number down to 170. And pensions.
Crapulous. Crapulent. Crapulate?
Crapulate? So that’s what Obama does when the TOTUS goes on the fritz?
I hate to say this, but “crapulate” sounds like doing something with a malodorous bodily extrusion that would grow hair on your palms but you wouldn’t see the hair anyway IYKWIMAITYD.
…and I’m really not okay with a word that puts that concept into my head.