“Antarctic ice shelves not melting at all, new field data show”
We here at the UN Committee on Climate Science are as a result going to need lots of your money to study this sudden-melt/sudden-re-freeze phenomenon — and we’re going to require lots of changes in your behavior to prevent further occurrences of this kind of outrageous earth rape. As citizens of the world, it is your duty to listen to what we say.
Hopefully from a resort in Hawaii. Or maybe the South of France, depending on when we choose to hold our next conference on what your duty is going to be.