Its only crime? It wanted to shove its bottle nose into Brad Pitt’s asshole, lovingly, without being judged. And a repressive and bigoted pod of conservative Christian dolphins refused to let it!
At least, that’s how Dan Savage tells it.
(h/t Dan Collins)
Stop bullying the non-human person! Continue blenderizing the non-person humans!
How do we know the stranded dolphin isn’t a total douche?
In which case, shunning it would be fully justified.
Could be a criminal dolphin sentenced to dolphin jail.
Dolphins may sometime help swimmers and kill sharks but they also rape and murder in groups. They are the bikers of the sea. At least they don’t have the bomb yet.
it’s like a parable
Related?
How’s the wee man, Jeff? How is everyone adapting?
Speaking of bullying, every bit transmitted over the tubez is being kept by the NSA, against the Constitution, and the programmers who wanted to build a capture program that wouldn’t violate the 4th amendment were persecuted and hounded and destroyed for blowing the whistle.
The line-crossing started in the Bush II admin and grew exponentially with Obama.
Lots of sleep on his part, not much at all on mine.
But they do make the canned tuna taste better.
Dolphins are Proggressive. Who knew?
Rapist dolphins are well documented.
If they’re so smart, why can’t they stay out of the tuna nets? Rapists of the sea, die!
I have a feeling that I am going to get sick and tired of the word “bully”. Just like “hate crime”.
Is the dolphin wearing a pea coat?