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For the first time in my life, I'm proud of my country

Well, no, not really. More like embarrassed for it. But you get the idea.

A naked emperor in an armored paper weight. Christ, when will this nightmare end?

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update: meant to add this earlier, but it gets worse. Listen to O’Bama trying on his Irish accent as he greets the press and onlookers:

Honestly. I’m shocked he didn’t show up in a little green suit and knickers and a hat with an oversized clover jammed into its band.

39 Replies to “For the first time in my life, I'm proud of my country”

  1. newrouter says:

    this nightmare is brought to you with limited interruptions by spooky dude.

  2. JimK says:

    I’ve watched that video at least half a dozen times, now, it never gets old.

  3. McGehee says:

    Aw. Did poow widdow Bawwy bump his head?

  4. Bob Reed says:

    Well, I have to say that I was at least happy he ordered Guinness at the pub, instead of Michelob Ultra or Bud Lite…

  5. irongrampa says:

    Fine metaphor for his whole operation.

  6. Bob Reed says:

    Dude, why didn’t his ride have the hydraulics, like all of the other pimps and playahz in L.A. ?

    West Coast style…

    DENOUNCED!

  7. Blake says:

    I like the loud “clank” as the limo high centers.

    There’s a comparison somewhere in there, I’m sure. Now if I could just figure it out…..

  8. McGehee says:

    Hope nobody’d just been thrown under it.

  9. A fine scotch says:

    Why is he in Ireland with Laura Bush?

  10. Pablo says:

    Listen to O’Bama trying on his Irish accent as he greets the press and onlookers:

    Of course, he’s Irish! Delingpole:

    Ah Bejaysus and Begorrah! Oi’ll be swearin’ boi the auld shrine to the Vorgin with the shamrocks growin’ round it next to the hill where Cuchullain slew the Great Leprechaun of Kildare on St Patrick’s Day that Barack Seamus O’Toole Flaherty Joyce O’Bama is the most Irish US president that ever set foot on the Emerald Oisle, so he is, so he is.

    Except, when he’s in Africa, of course, when he disappears into the dry ice and re-emerges with a grass skirt and a bone through his nose and declares himself to be Mandingo, Prince of the Bloodline of the Bonga People, Drinker of Cattle Urine, Father of A Thousand Warrior Sons, Keeper of King Solomon’s Mines, Barehanded Slayer of Lions, Undaunted Victim of the Evil Colonial British Empire.

    And in the Middle East, where he is Al-Barak Hussein Obama, Protector of the Holy Shrine, Smiter of the Kuffar, Lion of the Desert, Tent-Loving-Aficionado-of-the-Oversweetened-Coffee, Chomper of Sheeps’ Eyeballs, Restorer of the Caliphate.

    That’s the handy thing about Obama. He’ll be whatever he needs to be at any given moment.

  11. newrouter says:

    then there’s this:

    “Ladies and gentlemen please stand with me and raise your glasses as I propose a toast,” the president said, putting down his note cards and grabbing his glass. “To her majesty the Queen.”

    The president paused, the guests stood, and the orchestra prepared to play.

    But the president wasn’t done speaking.

    “The vitality –“ the president said before the orchestra began.

    Then the familiar tune – you might know it better as “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” – started up.

    The president kept going: “ — of the special relationship between our peoples and for the words of Shakespeare to this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England,” the president said as the awkward moment played out.

    The Queen looked ahead as the UK anthem played.

    “To the Queen,” the president finally said.

    He lifted his glass to her, she smiled a bit uncomfortably.

    But because the song was playing, no one drank from his or her glass, including the president, who put his glass down on the table.

    link

  12. Joe says:

    If you were too young to remember the fun of the Carter years, Obama is here to deliver just for you.

  13. serr8d says:

    Actually, Joe, that particular episode reminds me more of Gerald Ford’s supposed clunking of his big, awkward head on various beams and overhangs. But, yeah, BHO is a Goober. Straight-up, an unadulterated (but articulate) Goober.

  14. SDN says:

    Bob, that’s what I said in an earlier thread:

    Oh,Darleen, it’s even worse than you think. If any homeboy in South Central can install a kit on his car to raise and lower the chassis with a button on the dash board, you’d think that the Secret Service “Q-branch” could do the same thing.

    I’m sure the boys from “Pimp My Ride” could assist.

    Why yes, I’m Raaaaacist! and denounced.

  15. newrouter says:

    oh good video of baracky’s toast:

    link

  16. geoffb says:

    He should stick to what he knows, bowing.

  17. Swen says:

    Oh great. Now he’ll want a stretch Hummer. Of course, who wouldn’t like a hummer now and then?

    [Rimshot! Thud! Sound of body being dragged off-stage.]

  18. DarthLevin says:

    i think that guy whose job it is to counter negative media stories about O’Bama is having a really shitty first day…

  19. Swen says:

    BTW, was M’chelle in the car? [He asks quite innocently.]

  20. geoffb says:

    According to the one where I first saw it,

    The President & First Lady were moved to another car – all this happened behind the sight of the van.

  21. buzz4t says:

    Perhaps Obama will now spend some time instructing the driver on angles and ground clearance. Like he instructed the SEALS on assaulting enemy territory. Maybe next time he will drive the car himself, rather than just sit in the back of the car, sipping on a slurpy.

  22. guinsPen says:

    Cheer, cheer for old Notre {{{ chink }}}

  23. Ernst Schreiber says:

    M’Chel doesn’t let him have slurpies, just apple juice.

    Organic.

    In a box.

  24. guinsPen says:

    If only he’d added “What’s all this, then?” after bellowing “Hello, hello!”

  25. Darleen says:

    You cannot believe the absolute hilarity that the first vid has brought to this domicile.

    At least my hubby and I can say we returned OUR rental car in Ireland fully intact and with NO scratches.

    I gotta watch that a few more times…

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  26. zino3 says:

    Damn, damn, damn!

    “Honestly. I’m shocked he didn’t show up in a little green suit and knickers and a hat with an oversized clover jammed into its band.”

    If my great, great, great, great grandfather knew about this crap, he would kick Obama’s ass. And so would his great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather.

    OH MY GOD!

    This little prick has the nerve to talk with an Irish accent, and pretend that he has the first clue about any curricular knowledge beyond the third grade??

    Holy shit! We are FUCKED!

    A little loopy moron pretending that he has an Irish accent? An INFANT rules (yes, RULES) us.

    OH, MY GOD! Give me a bucket, and remove your knees. I am going to PUKE!

    THE MOST ARROGANT ALMOST BLACK PRICK – EVER!

    Hmmm – Am I getting too involved in the survival of the USA?

    Yeah, yeah. Racist mofo. Well, as much as I hate to admit it, (as a loco conservative), I actually voted for this piece of shit!

    So shoot me. It ain’t gonna happen again…EVER!!!!!!!!

  27. Darleen says:

    SDN

    I love watching the Secret Service guys … dressed from Universal Studio Wardrobe in dark suits, sunglasses and earplugs … running around the limo staring at it as if that is going to help.

    [guffaw .. snicker … snort]

  28. JD says:

    The MFM never tires of deep throwing this little fucker.

  29. Stephanie says:

    They cain’t hep it, they was born with a silver foot grille in they mouths…

  30. JD says:

    The MFM never tires of deep throating this little fucker. FU spell check.

  31. ThomasD says:

    deep throwing

    I was about ready to Bing that, thanks for saving me the trouble.

    Given everything else I’ve learned here you just never know…

  32. Stephanie says:

    Smartest president ever… didja notice the superfluous comma in the Westminster signing? Smarter than a Fifth Grader – not even close.

  33. phantommut says:

    And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake.

  34. dicentra says:

    This is not fun.

    Breitbart vs. Beck.

    As far as I can tell, Breitbart flipping out on this one.

  35. Slartibartfast says:

    You’d think that the driver and all of the Secret Service escort might have noticed that maybe the limos wouldn’t make it over that particular feature, wouldn’t you?

  36. B. Moe says:

    Apparently stupid is contagious.

  37. mojo says:

    Black Irish?

  38. Mikey NTH says:

    Dukakis in teh M1 tank looked dignified compared to this.

  39. LBascom says:

    I wonder what 7th hell the limo driver has been thrown into?

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