To which protein wisdom replies, “carrying out a plot that involves flying commercial airliners stuffed with US civilians into US buildings stuffed with even more US civilians means you’ve surrendered all claims to moral indignation — and in fact, you should be goddamn happy that when we jettisoned bin Laden’s rigid corpse into the drink we didn’t first tuck his dead ass into a pigskin scuba suit and braid his beard with bacon strips fashioned into little crispy Stars of David.”*
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Gee. That’s too bad.
Seriously. I am totally heartbroken that those who wake up seething with religious rage are now totally seething with even more religious rage.
Amen, bruddah. I also think that mixing his ashes into the concrete used for the entrance of the new WTC buildings – where people can walk on him forever – would be apropos…
Or for that mosque they want so badly. Let’s see how moderate they are…
Raiding his compound and killing him? No prob. But dumping his corpse in the ocean? Some things cannot be forgiven!
Once again I say it’s a “damned if you do, damned if you don’t” situation. Somebody’s not going to like it. I could give a rats arse personally…
Whatever it takes to prevent Osama’s apotheosis suits me just fine. I personally think putting the body on display might have been nice, but pix and DNA detail will suit me fine too.
Although I must admit I’m intrigued by Drumwaster’s suggestion :)
See, that’s my main problem with the radical Islam set. They decided that everyone in and out of Allah’s sandbox is subject to sharia law and act accordingly. Well, I hate to break it to you Bub, but those nice Navy boys aren’t beholden to uphold sharia law. And neither am I. So excuse me while I finish my grilled cheese and bacon sammich. Definitely not halal OR kosher.
I’d wouldn’t mind seeing his head deep fried in lard and encased in lucite, then placed facing up in the floor of the doorway into a WTC restroom.
You know, there’s only so much sand on this earth that I could wish to be pounded up the ass of Muslim scholars, when they say this kind of shit.
You can’t have both bin Laden’s actions aren’t consistent with Islam and bin Laden’s corpse must be treated in accordance with Islamic law. One, or the other; not both. But thank you for shopping at Sears!
Oops!
Allah loves his creation.
Even the crabs and sea leeches.
mangiare
But they’ll get upset and start….
Oh. I get it.
Think of it as ceremonial waterboarding.
Ewghh…greasy corpse beard squeezins.
I just realized “buried at sea” announces “USN did it!” to the world for all time.
Those sly salty dogs.
Is getting your face shot off by a navy seal halal?
I liked the suggestion I saw about putting him through a wood chipper (ala Fargo) along with a few pig corpses, and sealing up the resulting output – along with the ashes of a few Korans – in a big bulletproof clear case for all the world to see.
Not so much Laws as suggestions…
I see the “Religion of Perpetual Outrage™” has weighed in with their opinion.
Opinion noted, disregarded and mocked.
Crap.
Hmm, preview feature said I did the tm thingy correctly.
Oh well.
2 count ’em 2 sanfrannans in one(via powerline)
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Don’t use numbers, Blake. Do this: ™
This was originally scheduled to go down on Saturday when Zero just in a happy coinkydink was scheduled for the WHCD. Too bad, it woulda been a nice show for Panetta to come rushing in and mumble to Zero and then for him to make a big pronouncement. And on the day after the big UK wedding – one Moochelle was not invited to – which was quickly wiped off the TV coverage. Coinkydink? Zawahiri better be hoping there are no more royal weddings scheduled for a while.
Won’t the muzzies just
erect a shrineput a big fucking rock with a hole in it at the house where he was killed?That old line says “Daniel Pearl’s headless body was unavailable for comment”
McGehee™
Much better, thanks™.
I’m guessing it had more to do with the phase of the moon.
Even the most devout Muslim has to know that bin Laden was ours after 9.11. Sorry, you have no claim on him. We get to do with him whatever we please, even if this means dragging him through a pig farm first.
I hope we got to do that before making him a sea biscuit.
I kinda wish they would’a brought him to New York, and installed him at the bottom of a outhouse hole where all Americans could be invited for viewing. Piss be upon him…