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Recent Comments
- In The Mailbox: 02.28.23 (Afternoon Edition) : The Other McCain on Hey, longtime pw readers…
- In The Mailbox: 12.23.22 : The Other McCain on Patrick J. Carroll truly IS a sad, embittered psychopath
- Danger on Patrick J. Carroll might be a psychopath
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- In The Mailbox: 07.18.22 : The Other McCain on Patrick J. Carroll might be a psychopath
Do not pressure our hothouse flower president, lest he wilt.
Did I detect a bit of discomfort on the part of Baracky LeGrand? Perhaps some surprise on his part that the reporter wasn’t fellating him for his greatness, as usual? I wonder what happened to his world-class temperment; wherefore art his much ballyhooed, almost preternatural, coolness?
Gee, I hope this is a preview of 2012. But I won’t bet the farm on it…
I would have a world-class temperment as well if everyone always kissed my ass. Except for a very few people in the MBM, that has always been the case for Teh Won. I don’t think he’s a great orator, either, and it galls me when people say how great he is at that.
I think he is entirely a manufactured entity, and not a very well-manufactured one at that. The glue is finally coming undone, the screws are coming loose. I hope it falls apart like Humpty-Dumpty, such that all the MBM’s horses and men cannot put it back together again.
I know Jeff G. has talked about Obama as a creation before, so I don’t want to pretend it was my idea.
I wish the MFM person would have said, “well, then quit fucking lying to me”.
Give credit! where it’s due!
This is reminiscent of, “can’t I finish my waffle?”, in a way.
The MFM died should have immediately asked for a date, time, and location for their next interview. Guaranteed this guy never gets to interview His Awesomeness again.
I wonder where and when President Fragile Flower will snap?
Are you kidding? Obama won’t give another interview in the state of Texas again, unless it’s to some UT Austin station, a PBS affiliate, or via NPR; it’ll have to have been someone that’s had Baracky-spunk dripping from their chin before…
No, he’ll rely on GMA, MTV, the View, or some such other fluff programming, or go on Telemundo, to reach the voters in Texas that might fall for his lines of BS…
*******MODERATE COARSE LANGUAGE ALERT!*******
Obama is a fucking asshole. He just is. He’s a dickbag, and a fucking poncey idiot-subvant. Every time I hear a U2 song, I think to myself, “Hey Bono, where’s Obama on your AIDS program in Africa. How’s his salesmanship on that? He’s really out there more than Bush, isn’t he? HA! It’s a trick question. Because he’s not out there at all. He’s too busy going from college to college selling retards on his latest bullshit dipped in snake oil wrapped in a pamphlet on how to earn money from home.”
He’s like a super-humanly strong homeless psychopath who’s holding the keys to the car and you have to listen to his stupid stories before he’ll give them back.
“When asked for comment, the Wotus (Waffle of the United States) had nothing to say…”
As President, Obama is a barely adequate law college lecturer. Maybe.
If you mean community college, cranky-d, maybe.
But it would be a pretty sucky community college…
The waffle would have been a better president.
Let’s just hope that no one should do anything really extreme, like hurl a shoe at him or something. He might just need a moment to himself*.
*about 1:35
Slart linked to a Mr. Mom clip. Ha ha.
It’s one of my favorites, cranky-d.
220, 221…whatever it takes.