Graham: “Frankly, I don’t think placing certain restrictions on the use of maple syrup or powdered sugar is at all unreasonable, given their sweet, sweet tendency to lure basically well-intentioned plump people into making poor dietary decisions.
“– And if it just so happens that, as a potential victim of fat person gluttony, such restrictions work to my benefit , well, that’s purely coincidental — and I don’t like that you’d even bother bringing it up. Traitor.”*
Yeah, Lindsay’s gotta go. But the preferred method would be for Obama to be so completely humiliated by the full exposure of his retardedness in the coming election, that it forces Lindsay to seek other forms of time-passing.
For a short time it looked as if he would escape. But it was not fated to be so. Once again Obama has his waffle and eats it too.
What is wrong with the people of South Carolina? Time to get a new Senator.
“Sen. Lindsey Graham said Congress might need to explore the need to limit some forms of freedom of speech, in light of Tennessee pastor Terry Jones’ Quran burning, and how such actions result in enabling U.S. enemies.”
To Senator Graham: If you think Terry Jones is a dick, call him a dick. Jones is a showboater, but to be honest I am a bit tired of any “insult” to Islam resulting in scores of deaths and riots. When you say the solution is to restrict free speech here, however, I am going to call you a dick.
The people in question are willing to kill over trivialities. They will always find new things to be upset about. Appeasing them will do no good. Coddling them has done, and will continue to do, no good.
When you have a dog that rips your face off if you speak a harsh word to it, you put that dog down.
Look, if he can hook me up with some homemade chokecherry syrup, all will be forgiven.
Lindsey Graham’s g’g’grandfather, circa 1861: “I wish we could find a way to
hold people accountablekeep the slaves in the field.Free speechThe abolition of slavery is a great idea, but we’re in a war,” he said.Dammit, now I’m craving pancakes. Imagining them as Little Lyndsey Lou as I cut them into pieces and eat them (preferably still alive and screaming) might just make them sweet enough that I won’t need to put syrup on them at all.
DEATH THREAT!
Any attempt to limit my freedom to burn korans shall result in my burning 12 korans on youtube, resulting in the deaths of UN workers.
Anyone who calls Sarah Palin stupid shall have the blood on their tongue, as UN workers are killed in response to my burning a half dozen korans on youtube.
For every day the democrats do not pass a balanced budget ammendment, I shall burn a koran (which means, UN workers will probably be killed by the callous heartlessness of democrats).
Furthermore, every day I do not recieve in excess of $15 annonymous donations in my mailbox, well you guessed it… the koran gets it.
Also, if Lindsey runs for relection I’m burning 500 korans. Is your relection more important than people’s lives, Lindsey?
If he’s re-elected, I will burn a 1:1 scale replica of the Dome of the Rock constructed entirely out of superglue and piled korans.
Don’t make me invent a car that runs on burning korans.
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And just which “war” is Lindsey so worried about? The “blood for oil” war in Iraq? The “good and just” war in Afgahistan? Or the new “protect innocent civilians” in Libya war?
Or maybe the actual war against Muslims that are trying to kill everybody?
The war on us calling him Princess Lindsay, is my guess.
Well, Jeff, if you’re going to move the focus from real “war wars” to rhetorical wars, then there will always be justifcation in Lindsay Lohan-Graham’s mind to silence speech he thinks is unhelpful.
Entropy made me LOL, which is kind of off-putting around a bunch of engineers who are mostly trying to keep their Web-snickering stifled.
Also, I struggled briefly with other dates, but none of them quite fit any better than did the one I chose (which also didn’t fit well, but boohoo).
He’d slide right down the garbage disposal without hardly having to push him at all.
Why don’t we withdraw all our troops from Muslim countries, give said troops matches and a Quran, and instead of shooting anyone, just have them burn the “holy book”?
Then we could all sit safely by as the morons slit each other’s throats.
Problem solved…