Kinetic Humanitarian Action = kill them all, let God sort it out.
Take a good look, people. Because this is what a world run by academic postmodernists looks like: A clown college wherein Italian wingtips have replaced big floppy shoes and several dozen confused countries try stuffing themselves into the boot of a Volkswagon.
Next up: Obama announces his plan to fight joblessness by rounding up the unemployed and slaughtering them by tying them to the tracks of taxpayer-funded high speed bullet trains.
well, I’ll take some solace that at least those high speed bullet trains will be on-time.
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That’s “tar, feathers, high-speed rail” without the tar and feathers. The bastard.
Next up: Obama announces his plan to fight joblessness by rounding up the unemployed and slaughtering them by tying them to the tracks of taxpayer-funded high speed bullet trains.
The worst part is just laying there, hands tied behind your back, staring up at the sky for hours on end because the damn train’s broken down again and the union don’t wanna send a guy down ‘cuz some pencil-pusher over at Labor screwed up and put the shop steward’s no-good godson next to you on the tracks.
I was promised a quick death, dammit!
Thank God NATO’s in the driver’s seat. Otherwise, we might come off looking bad!
Ya mean to say that we have to bomb the village in order to save it?
How gauche.
Completely unrelated, but Ramon Hernandez is a pimp.
So instead of TAKING VIENNA, as we said that we wanted to take Vienna…. we are going to stop by Ingolstadt and have a nice lunch – maybe shoot some of the Honvedseg over the Hungarian border and then take a nap?
Fight obesity, get out your machetes!
OT: I seem to attract more twitter followers when I don’t tweet. There may be a lesson it that.
I’m really amazed.
I had no idea “focusing on the important war in Afghanistan” actually meant “start a war with a different country just because I can.”
Next up: Obama announces his plan to fight joblessness by rounding up the unemployed and slaughtering them by tying them to the tracks of taxpayer-funded high speed bullet trains.
If you get a chance, read Amity Shlaes excellent history of the Great Depression, The Forgotten Man. Of particular interest are the parts where she describes the federal government paying farmers to destroy corn and wheat crops and slaughter dairy cattle to increase commodity prices while 1) in the middle of the worst deflation in history, and 2) millions were already starving.
Not quite as direct a plan as yours, I’ll admit, but totally with it in spirit.
Truly amazing. There can’t be one Obamoron that can justify this, can there? Is my naivete rearing its ugly head again? This guy is a child.
the spooky guy is enjoying the CHAOS. where’s james bond? oh that’s right he was laid off after the spooky guy busted the pound.
Nah, they’ve got him in sensitivity training. The course for recalcitrant recidivists.
That arched eyebrow thing get’s him in trouble every time.
No, I’d imagine Baracky would be more pleased to abscond with yet more taxpayer money, then claim the poor are doing just great because they’re on the dole. He’s already on record as proclaiming jobless benefits as equal to employment.
Well I like it…
Well I like it…
And so, according to legend, did the Papal Legate.
Considering how Obama solved the health care problem, I thought he would solve the problem of high unemployment by instituting an individiual mandate for the unemployed to get a job.
Heh.
Ernst – ha! I remember that from grad school, as being the first recorded instance of “Kill them all, God shall know his own.” Nicely done.
The trick is for this stuff is to be the first to write it down. There is nothing new under the sun as far as the behavior of humans is concerned.
All Libya needs is some light rail.
So NATO is killing rebels for killing civilians, but the rebels are civilians also, does this mean NATO is now obligated to bomb themselves for killing civilians?
This is as much Joeseph Heller as Orwell.
Thank the heavens that Obama will kill people based on the Muslim Brotherhood’s say-so, but won’t let the friggin’ BOY SCOUTS use government schools for pack meetings.
At least we’re killing the opponents of the RIGHT kind of g-d-botherers!