Remember: These people believe you stupid…
… and will tomorrow vote for a continuation of Obama’s policies. Worse, they will do so with absolute conviction in their own intellectual and social superiority.
1) cancel out their votes with your own
2) leave small shiny objects outside in the street to distract them should they manage to find their way to a polling place tomorrow
3) stop them outside the voting booth, tell them you just voted for Obama, then demand they give you $50 — $45 for “social justice” and $5 for a Wendy’s double with cheese, fries, and a medium Frosty, which is your birthright
4) pray that once this election is over, they become so discouraged with politics that they go back to things they are more suited for — like Oprah book clubs, or beer pong.
(thanks to Pablo)