As a Christianist, I abjure and do strongly condemn the downburning of a topless coffee shop.
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June 3, 2009
Not In My Name! [Dan Collins]
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Comment by baldilocks on 6/3 @ 2:25 pm #
arsonists=boobs
Comment by happyfeet on 6/3 @ 2:27 pm #
That was sort of irresponsible not to have insurance what with hot coffee and boobies involved.
Comment by Obstreperous Infidel on 6/3 @ 2:28 pm #
Fiends!
Comment by kelly on 6/3 @ 2:28 pm #
Bastards!
Comment by Bob Reed on 6/3 @ 2:29 pm #
First suspects would be the grrrrls and gays at the local Starbucks…
Then, any of the local NOW bunch…
I’m with Dan though on this, there’s no shame in nudity; the human body is beautiful…
And besides, who wouldn’t like to be served tea by a bit o’ crumpet…
Comment by Adriane on 6/3 @ 2:44 pm #
I stand in solidarity with the topless coffee shop burners! No more giraffes in the refrigerator!11!!!! No more purple basketballs in the bathtub!!! eleventeeny!! Free Blind Mice!!!
Comment by JD on 6/3 @ 2:49 pm #
BOOBIES are usually good, but a lot of times at these crunchy coffeehouses, the staff makes Garafalo look hawt.
Comment by psycho... on 6/3 @ 2:50 pm #
A clew?! –
Could be the guy’s first encounter with the deranged pettiness of the state.
“People like music. I’ll give ‘em some.”
“WHOA THERE JOHN WAYNE. You beg. We’ll see.”
Could make the guy think maybe it would feel good to burn his titty store down.
Spite makes spite. About that much of it.
Comment by gus on 6/3 @ 3:09 pm #
Wow those chix were smokin’ hot!!
Comment by gus on 6/3 @ 3:10 pm #
I liked it when they added CREAM to my coffee.
Comment by Lamontyoubigdummy on 6/3 @ 3:33 pm #
Where were Mike Huckabee and Pat Robertson this morning?
Lowsy do-gooders. Ruinin’ good folks Grande Americano with Jubblies.
From the article:
“The state fire marshal’s office concluded it was arson after investigators, aided by a specially trained dog”…
Specially trained how?
The dog hang out in titty bars?
Oh.
Is he for sale?
If not, could I maybe just rent him…
Comment by baldilocks on 6/3 @ 3:36 pm #
Name of coffeeshop: Grand View.
Comment by JD on 6/3 @ 3:42 pm #
We need pictures of the staff in order to properly ascertain if this was a justifiable arson.
Comment by Salt Lick on 6/3 @ 3:51 pm #
Expresso, please. Can you put it in a D-cup?
Comment by Lamontyoubigdummy on 6/3 @ 3:52 pm #
Let’s see…I’ll have the all natural C-cup with an extra shot of espresso. Oh yeah, I don’t see much left in the pastry display…you got any other muffin back there?
Comment by Lamontyoubigdummy on 6/3 @ 3:53 pm #
Dammit Salt Lick!
Comment by Kresh on 6/3 @ 4:14 pm #
Well, there goes what could have been an institution that would have swept the states!
Bummer.
Comment by Salt Lick on 6/3 @ 4:40 pm #
Sorry, LYBD.
You big boob.
Comment by JD on 6/3 @ 4:42 pm #
I have always pictured Lamont as an enhanced-C
Comment by Lamontyoubigdummy on 6/3 @ 4:51 pm #
“Sorry, LYBD.”
You rascal. You beat my comment by one minute…and one full bra size.
Well played, sir.
“I have always pictured Lamont as an enhanced-C.”
Dead on. I got a lift after my last pregnancy.
But these C puppies are all me.
Don’t hate me ladies.
Comment by B Moe on 6/3 @ 5:02 pm #
Dick Flick and Sherry Perry? What kind of fucked up ass place is this, anyway?
Dick Flick? Are you shitting me?
Comment by SBP on 6/3 @ 5:03 pm #
Flick of the dick, sir?
Comment by SBP on 6/3 @ 5:04 pm #
What do you want to bet he has a hell of time getting paged or getting a pizza delivered?
Comment by Dan Collins on 6/3 @ 5:04 pm #
I’m hoping that Obama will dispatch security to all topless coffee shops.
Comment by Joe on 6/3 @ 5:34 pm #
This has nothing to do with this, but damn if this is not a Captain Morgan moment in a school presentation!
Comment by Lamontyoubigdummy on 6/3 @ 5:35 pm #
“He hopes Crabtree doesn’t rebuild.”
Crab Trees always rebuild when topless women are about. Think wood and termites.
Sherry Perry, also of Vassalboro, said: “I’m a believer and I’m a Christian and I don’t want this trash in my backyard. No good can come from it.â€
No good can come of it?
Did you ever try the coffee Sherry?
I’m a Christian and I’m here to tell you the coffee was delicious, voluptuous, titillating and refreshing.
Sherry, you and Ned Flanders can get bent.
Comment by Blake on 6/3 @ 5:59 pm #
@ Bob Reed,
Should read:
“And besides, who wouldn’t like to be served tea by a bit o’ strumpet…”
Comment by Cowboy on 6/3 @ 6:03 pm #
Venti Boobies!!!!11!!
Comment by Bob Reed on 6/3 @ 6:06 pm #
Sorry Blake,
I though I was making kind of a British funny, like the Monty Python guys might have…
Thanks though for the tip!
Best Wishes…
Comment by geoffb on 6/3 @ 7:11 pm #
The kind that sends Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins to the Senate over and over and over again. Moderate, pragmatic, folk.
Comment by Seth on 6/3 @ 7:18 pm #
As a lifelong Christian and New Englander, I abhor this crime against boobaucity. Boobs promote peace, after all.
Comment by maggie katzen on 6/3 @ 10:12 pm #
knock, knock…
Comment by McGehee on 6/5 @ 9:08 am #
Nice knockers, Maggie.