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Fear in the Hundred-Acre Woods [Dan Collins]

(thanks to Frank P.)

23 Replies to “Fear in the Hundred-Acre Woods [Dan Collins]”

  1. Sdferr says:

    Kill the pigs! No, kill the pigs!!

  2. Sdferr says:

    Since I once suffered this particular disease myself and as a result, recognize the symptoms when I see them, I’ve been expectantly waiting to see this very picture of Obama for over a month now.

  3. geoffb says:

    But make sure you make them into bacon, and BBQ. That’s how to handle the swine in swine flu. BBQ ’em.

  4. geoffb says:

    Swine flu, oh swine flu.
    You scare the world to death, so
    Swine flu, BBQ

  5. N. O'Brain says:

    Guess what’s on the menu for tonight?

    Pork roast!

  6. serr8d says:

    SondraK had that up yesterday. My other favorite blog.

  7. Rob Crawford says:

    A few hours later, Hundred Acres Wood was burnt to the ground in the aftermath of Pooh saying, reportedly, “stupid Tigger”.

  8. SBP says:

    Anyone else get freaked the fuck out as a child by the Star Trek episode where the guy who did the voice of Piglet was a serial killer?

  9. BumperStickerist says:

    The Tao of Pooh

    The Kara-Te of Piglet.

  10. Rob Crawford says:

    Anyone else get freaked the fuck out as a child by the Star Trek episode where the guy who did the voice of Piglet was a serial killer?

    Piglet isn’t a serial killer?

  11. SBP says:

    Good question.

    I suppose a Hundred Acre Wood would be convenient for disposing of random bodies, wouldn’t it?

  12. Joe says:

    Given the recent DC crime wave, perhaps Pooh would give him a sedative, take his honey, fuck him and then kill him.

    And would ironically then catch H1N1 and die.

  13. geoffb says:

    Brick-top from the movie “Snatch” begs to disagree. Bodies not a problem if pigs are around.

  14. Jeffersonian says:

    But make sure you make them into bacon, and BBQ. That’s how to handle the swine in swine flu. BBQ ‘em.

    I stand at the ready to sacrifice my for the good of Mankind. My resume is linked.

  15. Jeffersonian says:

    That should read “my all”

  16. serr8d says:

    The Tao of Pooh

    The Kara-Te of Piglet.

    The ka-tet of Pooh and Piglet may also contain a useful idiot. Oh, and Tigger.

  17. geoffb says:

    “I stand at the ready to sacrifice my for the good of Mankind”

    You are my kind of Doctor and you have a proper “cure”.

  18. Richq says:

    Two years ago a friend of mine told me that that Obama guy would be president when swine flu…

  19. Instalanche! Run for the hills!

  20. Johm Duncan Yoyo says:

    The most dangerous vector for this disease was an airport. Sounds like it may be more dangerous for pigs than people.

  21. Mary in LA says:

    Anyone else get freaked the fuck out as a child by the Star Trek episode where the guy who did the voice of Piglet was a serial killer?

    “Kill, kill, kiiiilllll you aaaaalllll… hee hee hee…”

  22. Slartibartfast says:

    It should freak the hell out of you that the voice of Pooh, originally, was the same guy that did Kaa in The Jungle Book.

  23. Slartibartfast says:

    …and then there’s Ron Howard’s brother Clint, as the manchild Balok in The Corbomite Maneuver, also doing the voice of Roo nearly always.

    Freaky!

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