January 7, 2009
Jane Hamsher Invites Hairy Reed [Dan Collins]

to poker.

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  1. Comment by B Moe on 1/7 @ 12:31 pm #

    Only took her two years to figure out Reed is an incompetent fool?

  2. Comment by McGehee on 1/7 @ 12:36 pm #

    Don’t do it, Harry. I wouldn’t poker with your — what? Oh, poker.

    Never mind.

  3. Comment by Techie on 1/7 @ 12:36 pm #

    And the last horse crosses the finish line…………..

  4. Comment by Dan Collins on 1/7 @ 12:39 pm #

    That’s Jane “Poker Face” Hamsher

  5. Comment by Sdferr on 1/7 @ 12:40 pm #

    I continue to scan the Chitown Trib and Sun-Times for signs of life at the Illinois Supreme Court but so far that institution remains unaccounted for. I’d think they would actually want to weigh in but then Chicago/Illinois politics is mysterious that way to me.

  6. Comment by sashal on 1/7 @ 12:43 pm #

    And he is the senator from Nevada…
    What a penchant for masochistic self-mutilation.
    If Reid was dragged out , shot and processed into glue, he still wouldn’t stick to anything for long.

  7. Comment by Salt Lick on 1/7 @ 12:56 pm #

    Pretty cheeky for a woman wearing falsies in her blog picture.

  8. Comment by alppuccino on 1/7 @ 1:16 pm #

    Pretty cheeky for a woman wearing falsies in her blog picture.

    I was about to ask. Thanks.

  9. Comment by BJTexs on 1/7 @ 1:35 pm #

    McGehee #2: Damn you! I missed the monitor but spewed on my Casio calculator. I know where you live!!

    Look, Republicans have had some mediocre to bad Senate leaders (Frist and Delay come to mind) but can anyone fully grasp the the shining shame of Democratic Senators in electing this transcendentally incompetent lightweight as their Majority Leader? It seems as though every time he opens his mouth another moron point is added to his Boy Scout sash.

    I find myself in agreement with just about everything Ms. Hamsher wrote, which is resulting in a sharp pain right between my eyes.

  10. Comment by sashal on 1/7 @ 1:38 pm #

    BJTex,
    If the last election had resulted in a 100-0 Democratic Senate, Harry Reid would just go ahead and build a totem Republican out of papier mache and shit, just so he could ritually submit to it.
    Spineless moron….

  11. Comment by N. O'Brain on 1/7 @ 1:40 pm #

    He looks like an undertaker.

  12. Comment by BJTexs on 1/7 @ 1:48 pm #

    Ha! Well said, sashal. even people who disagree on so much can agree on the stunning cowardly vacuousness of Harry Reid.

    Irony alert: It appears all but certain that Reid will fold like a cheap card table and seat Burris for the Senate, meaning an homage to his designation as spineless moron to the max. He also just announced that “Norm Coleman will never serve another day in the Senate.”

    Yup, that proclamation and $1.00 will get you downtown on a bus. I’m sure Coleman and the Senate Republicans are just quaking in their Brooks Brothers over that fist jab.

  13. Comment by alppuccino on 1/7 @ 1:53 pm #

    I find myself in agreement with sashal as well.

    Now if you’ll excuse me, this last monkey is having trouble flying out of my butt. If you don’t catch me at “All Things K Y” I’ll be at “The Prying Game: America’s Only Crowbar Superstore”

  14. Comment by Ric Locke on 1/7 @ 2:40 pm #

    I say again: What we need now is a Constitutional Amendment obliging the Senate to perform their duties in whiteface, orange wigs, and big floppy shoes. Red noses optional, as Teddy doesn’t need one.

    Regards,
    Ric

  15. Comment by BJTexs on 1/7 @ 2:50 pm #

    Ric: I see your attempt at providing the country with humor and entertainment but I’m past all of that.

    NUKE … THEM … FROM … ORBIT!

    It is the only way to be sure, y’know?

  16. Comment by Salt Lick on 1/7 @ 3:03 pm #

    I find myself in agreement with just about everything Ms. Hamsher wrote, which is resulting in a sharp pain right between my eyes.

    Sure, BJTex, but you and I know Hamster is doing this buttress her support of the Bambster. “How can the Messiah transform our nation with such a majority leader dunce in charge?”

    The next 4 years are going to be excuse after excuse after excuse. Before the election, a liberal colleague told me racism was the only reason Obama might lose. I asked how, then, if Obama won, we could separate legitimate criticism from racism-motivated criticism? He couldn’t answer.

  17. Comment by McGehee on 1/7 @ 3:04 pm #

    What we need now is a Constitutional Amendment obliging the Senate to perform their duties in whiteface, orange wigs, and big floppy shoes.

    Wait — you mean I’ve been imagining them like that all these years?

  18. Comment by kelly on 1/7 @ 3:24 pm #

    What we need now is a Constitutional Amendment obliging the Senate to perform their duties in whiteface, orange wigs, and big floppy shoes.

    Nah. Make ‘em show up naked. Nothing would ever get done, trust me.

  19. Comment by MarkD on 1/7 @ 3:27 pm #

    That would get C Spam shutdown in a hurry.

  20. Comment by BJTexs on 1/7 @ 3:36 pm #

    Crap. That would get my sanity shut down in a hurry.

  21. Comment by Sdferr on 1/7 @ 3:36 pm #

    Here’s a .pdf of Il. Att. Gen. Lisa Madigan’s response to Roland Burris’ mandamus filing before the ISC on behalf of Il. Sec. of State White.

    “The Court should deny the petitioner’s motion for leave to file an original mandamus complaint requesting an order requiring the Sec. of State to countersign the Certificate of Appointment of petitioner Burris to the United States Senate. The Secretary has performed all his legal duties regarding the Burris appointment.”

    RTWT.

  22. Comment by Barney Frank on 1/7 @ 3:39 pm #

    Naked? Now your talkin’!

  23. Comment by sashal on 1/7 @ 3:46 pm #

    BJTex,at 20
    But it could be the only option left ( any porno we can get):
    Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.

    “The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.”

    Francis said in a statement that “the US government should actively support the adult industry’s survival and growth, just as it feels the need to support any other industry cherished by the American people.”

    “We should be delivering [the request] by the end of today to our congressmen and [Secretary of the Treasury Henry] Paulson asking for this $5 billion dollar bailout,” he told CNN Wednesday.
    http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/01/07/porn-industry-seeks-federal-bailout/

  24. Comment by JHoward on 1/7 @ 3:46 pm #

    Such humor from you is unexpected, Dan. Just imagine, if you will, how the blogosphere will react to it appearing at pw.

  25. Comment by Barney Frank on 1/7 @ 4:00 pm #

    If watching naked congresscritters becomes our only porn option, the terrorists will have won.

  26. Comment by McGehee on 1/7 @ 4:01 pm #

    Yeah, I would have thought her nickname was “Butterface,” but that would imply a redeeming characteristic.

  27. Comment by kelly on 1/7 @ 4:01 pm #

    I’d take Jane Hamsher a little more seriously if she had smaller breasts.

  28. Comment by BJTexs on 1/7 @ 4:03 pm #

    Congress needs a big assed gong with a clapper wielded by Chris Rock. Or Lewis Black.

  29. Comment by kelly on 1/7 @ 4:05 pm #

    [sidebar to McG]

    Ashamed as I am to ask, what, exactly does “butterface” mean?

    If you could keep this between us, it would save me a lot of embarrassment. kthnx.

    [end sidebar]

  30. Comment by kelly on 1/7 @ 4:08 pm #

    Congress needs a big assed gbong with a clapper wielded by Chris Rock. Or Lewis Black.

    Why not, I ask?

  31. Comment by Topsecretk9 on 1/7 @ 4:10 pm #

    FYI Hamsher has had brest cancer and reoccurances a number of times…but she’s heinously nasty and eats razor blades for breakfast.

  32. Comment by Topsecretk9 on 1/7 @ 4:11 pm #

    brest = breast
    reoccurances = reoccurrences

  33. Comment by Topsecretk9 on 1/7 @ 4:12 pm #

    Ashamed as I am to ask, what, exactly does “butterface” mean?
    —-

    I know this one.

  34. Comment by Old Texas Turkey on 1/7 @ 4:15 pm #

    nice bod, but for her face, as in butterface

  35. Comment by Topsecretk9 on 1/7 @ 4:15 pm #

    break the word up Kelly…

  36. Comment by kelly on 1/7 @ 4:19 pm #

    I was unaware of Ms. Hamsher’s unfortunate dealings with cancer and I hereby apologize for my clumsy attempt at puerile humor. I wish her a full recovery and remission.

    I vainly hold hope she would reciprocate should this evil, white, patriarchal, rethuglican male befall such a diagnosis.

  37. Comment by kelly on 1/7 @ 4:20 pm #

    Oh…syllables.

  38. Comment by geoffb on 1/7 @ 4:38 pm #

    “If watching naked congresscritters becomes our only porn option, the terrorists will have won.”

    “Francis said in a statement that “the US government should actively support the adult industry’s survival and growth,”

    Fix both of these in one fell swoop. Elect the porn stars to Congress, Italy has already gone there, and then have a naked Congress amendment. Cspan ratings go through the roof and pay per view.

  39. Comment by kelly on 1/7 @ 5:38 pm #

    geoffb, you magnificent bastard!

  40. Comment by Sticky B on 1/7 @ 5:48 pm #

    I didn’t realise that she was sucha cute little carpetmuncher.

  41. Comment by McGehee on 1/7 @ 5:50 pm #

    but she’s heinously nasty and eats razor blades for breakfast.

    So I wish her good health from now on, but a personality transplant would still be called for.

  42. Comment by Salt Lick on 1/7 @ 5:59 pm #

    I was unaware of Ms. Hamsher’s unfortunate dealings with cancer and I hereby apologize for my clumsy attempt at puerile humor. I wish her a full recovery and remission.

    Ditto here. Mea culpa, mea culpa.

  43. Comment by kelly on 1/7 @ 6:11 pm #

    “Elect the porn stars to Congress, Italy has already gone there, and then have a naked Congress amendment. Cspan ratings go through the roof and pay per view.”

    Yay. We could watch them fucking each other while the’re fucking us. Meta!

  44. Comment by gebrauchshund on 1/7 @ 6:44 pm #

    Reid’s statement that Coleman would “never ever” serve in the senate again is the first thing I’ve heard that gives me some small hope that Coleman may actually pull this out. After all, every other threat that twit has made has been shoved up his ass, why not this one?

  45. Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 1/7 @ 6:46 pm #

    Related: ‘Cryptkeeper’ Reid: I’m Not Obama’s Bitch.

    (I might have reworded the headline slightly… via Instapundit).

  46. Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 1/7 @ 7:02 pm #

    I love the way that Joey Plugs won’t be allowed to sit at the Cool Kids table at lunch any more.

  47. Comment by geoffb on 1/7 @ 11:18 pm #

    Reid from the link above.

    “Even though we’re one short of 60 [senators in the Democratic Conference], I don’t want to ever have to depend on cloture,” Reid said. “We may have to do that, but it will be with the support of a few Republicans.”

    He knows he has RINOs up his sleeve that can be played when needed to take the big pot. Scumbags all.

  48. Comment by maggie katzen on 1/7 @ 11:22 pm #

    I love the way that Joey Plugs won’t be allowed to sit at the Cool Kids table at lunch any more.

    but… but… He’s PRESIDENT!(oftheSenate) too bad he doesn’t seem to know about that one.

  49. Comment by Patrick Carroll on 1/8 @ 12:15 am #

    “Harry Reid” is “Tom Daschle” writ small.

  50. Comment by geoffb on 1/8 @ 12:20 am #

    More on Biden from The Politico.

    “Joe Biden has always had a flair for doing things differently – but his upcoming trip to South Asia may set a new standard.

    The vice president-elect will be traveling to Iraq, Afghanistan and Pakistan. But he won’t really be traveling as the vice president-elect – he’ll be traveling as the chairman of Senate Foreign Relations Committee. Only he’ll be resigning from the Senate in a few weeks. Even though he was sworn in Tuesday for his seventh term.

    Got that? “

    We have elected a bad comedy act that desperately needs a straight man. Gawd, my “golden years” are going to suck.

  51. Comment by N. O'Brain on 1/8 @ 7:10 am #

    “…and then have a naked Congress amendment. Cspan ratings go through the roof and pay per view.”

    Can I have the “beached-whale-cam” instead?

  52. Comment by SDN on 1/8 @ 7:04 pm #

    Now, Brain, you’ll have a beached whale cam…. until Swimmer Kennedy is carried out with a forklift…..

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