Bettie Page, one of the most notable models of the 20th century, is hospitalized in intensive care after suffering a heart attack in Los Angeles.
From all accounts, she’s a pretty nice gal. Some time ago, I mentioned I liked the movie about her, The Notorious Bette Page.
Dayum.
She a lot served her country. Do your part I think if you have the necessary prerequisites and all.
I’d toss off to that.
OK, I just did. It was worth it.
so that’s friday night then, huh?
I get that you’re trying to desperately flap the website’s wings, but isn’t this retro-sad?
oh. there was a little earthquake just then.
oh. It was pretty big really just not here.
5.5 but in the middle of nowhere.
Feel free to take a flying fuck away from here, cynn.
OI – I will be up your way a week from tomorrow. Johnny’s on 6th Street.
“I get that you’re trying to desperately flap the website’s wings, but isn’t this retro-sad?”
Do you see the retro breasts? Cynn, it’s all good.
It’s clear that Miss Page had everything that cynn had none of, including class.
I have never found Betty Page all that attractive. But sugartits, to be sure. Speaking of, has anyone heard from our favorite moonbat, Lisa?
JD – email me to make me remember. I’ve been drinking tonight, but I’d love to have lunch. The Cavaliers are really good and I like Christmas ale. It was the “perfect storm” kind of night.
Lisa has gone dark.
Lisa is a mirage, JD. Until I see those sugartits, there will be no more desire. Plus she’s kind of a posuer, I think.
I think the Cavs beat the holy hell out of the Pacers tonight, no?
Lisa has gone dark.
Racist.
Yes, JD. The Cavs beat the holy hell out of the Pacers. They have finally put a team around LBJ. As a Cavs fan, I am happy.
And I do believe that Lisa is a 47 year old white guy named victor, so it may not be racist.
Spies, as always, take a flying leap off the ineffable.
I miss her. And buttons and psycho and MayBee. See what I mean about change? I can always buy more silk shirts and crank up the a/c but this sort of thing a thousand Kyotos can’t make right.
I miss psycho. No doubt about it. I have a feeling he is a brilliant mind that we would all know if we knew his true self. The man is brilliant. I desire a group blog with Jeff, Ric Locke and Psycho. That would be huge and quite killer. Psycho, come back you magnificent mother fucker!
People who have true selves are so lucky. We hates them, Precious.
Elevate the posts and you might see some of your rock stars. My condolences to Ms. Pages’ relatives.
Sure, cynn. Meanwhile, you’re welcome to go to a site where the posts are elevated enough for rock stars.
Elevate the posts
Translation: “Don’t post stuff that offends prudes”.
And it’s Miss Page.
Good thing Dan didn’t post this or this, or cynn would probably be in the cardiac ward along with Miss Page (pics NSFW).
Excellent picture, Dan…
It’s a classic pin-up pose, and she carried it off nicely too in her day…
I’ve also read that she was a fine woman with a great disposition; unlike many of the obnoxious modern beeeches that think they’re all that and a bag of chips!
I’ll remember her in my daily prayer list; as should all the PW “Godbothering Christianists”…
And, while I won’t be “tossing off” to that photo, let’s just say that the missus may get an,*ahem*, extra-special horizontal mambo dance session later…
Nod, Nod, Wink, Wink, Know What I Mean..?
OK, Dan, obvioulsly I am at a perpetual disadvantage because I cannot post disquisitive internet links quickly enough for your yapping hordes. Guess I’m knocked out of the the iteterod-o-net; some things are too cold.
Naughty naughty, SBP. Big fat “no hotlink” warnings.
Not that I clicked such obviously licentious images, but I suspect.
Naughty naughty, SBP. Big fat “no hotlink†warnings.
Sorry about that. Did you try adding a space to the end of the URL in your browser’s address bar? Sometimes that works.
Oh, after I noticed that Bob Reed shit, nevermind. What a sewer.
You don’t get laid very often, do you, cynn?
‘Cause you strike me as a “lie back and think of England” kind of gal.
Apotheosis,
SBP is layin down the righteous trooooofs! Can you dig it?
Simply add the space to the link address and behold…
OK, baby, I take it’s the Playboy After Dark situation? Damn, shut out like always.
Cynn,
I’m sorry if I offended your sensibilities. I was trying to be mostly vague and obtuse, while still a touch nudgy…
I assure you that my wife found the suggestion of a mere picture somehow elevating my ardor to be amusing…
Sorry again; a gentleman never intends to insult or scandalize a lady…
SBP:
Cardiac ward indeed!
WHY am I up at 5 in the morning?
Happy, I think poor little buttons just wore hisself out here. He didn’t pace himself. Jumped in with both feet and all his fingers.
You need to wait a bit before you develope an affection for a commenter. Have to make sure they have the stamina to go the distance. It was, like, years before I committed to becoming Pablos stalker.
Lesson for the kiddies: the hare may have a little more flash, but it’s the turtle what gets stalked.
Not to complain, but I’ve been up for almost three-and-a-half hours. I could use a thread.
Just watch, they’ll be interesting stuff when I’m out shopping (costco) and then killing a tree.
Oh, and it’s a freakin blizzard up here. 10 degrees or something and snow.
Bettie Page puts the America in Americana.
OK, Dan, obvioulsly I am at a perpetual disadvantage because I cannot post disquisitive internet links quickly enough for your yapping hordes. Guess I’m knocked out of the the iteterod-o-net; some things are too cold.
When someone figures out WTF cynn was saying here, could you fill me in?
Thanks.
Cynn, how could you object to the glorious, lovely, and really very wholesome pulchritude of Bettie Page? This is, after all, what the public will remember her for.
Cynn was going for “Iditarod” I think.
Check.
Oh. Maybe I misunderstood.
I don’t know anything personal about Bettie Page but she was one of the most beautiful women ever, and she’s always been a favorite of mine. What a cutie.
Bettie Page puts the America in Americana
That probably best explains Cynn’s revulsion.
cynn, listen to The Ramones’ “Hey, hey, Miss Bettie” and take a valium, ‘k?
Short story Christopher, simple girl from Tennessee, worked as a secretary, Got married, found Jesus, found hard times, stumbled into her pin up career, re-discovered Jesus, aged gracefully, realized she was appreciated by legions, and and though she refused for decades to trade on her name, finally reailized she could still have her religion and appreciate her forme life. Frankly she’s one of those only in America stories. That’s why a shithead like Cynn would have any problem with her.
In a culture with starlets getting out of cars with their ankles behind their head and no panties on, I’m amazed anyone would be shocked at Bettie Page’s pretty mild cheesecake stuff.
Well, it may be that cynn doesn’t get it, but I’m pretty sure that Paulie Perrette
has at least an inkling.
aw, pine for the soft core porn.
Look, God Bless Ms. Page on her own terms and for her own life. But for you gutless wonders to use her as a cynical posting opportunity just begs for responses. Doncha think?
Go out and get laid, cynn.
Seriously.
to use her as a cynical posting opportunity
?
cynnical?
…
Never forget, I am the original cynn.
cynn, I think she’s pretty. She’s not just some lady in the hospital she’s for real Americana. The real American kind of Americana not the made up leftist kind like Baracky is all about where we’re all supposed to celebrate the genocide of Native Americans on Columbus Day and generally feel shitty about just about all things American. Yay Bettie Page and yay America and not yay your attitude. Jeez.
happyfeet, I reviewed that and thought what the hell I like this goof but I don’t know why.
Like? Everybody I know loves penguins.
It’s a website genius. People have differing ideas, then they post them, then people comment on them. Ya know. Well I guess not.
The backpedaling is hilarious. It is better than the usual leftist technique: change the subject to something else previously discredited and disproven. It worked well for them in the Iraq war, they just kept repeating the same lies over and over until even people on the right started to believe them.