The bottle says not to operate heavy machinery after drinking this stuff, but what the fuck, let’s chance it.
Ain’t like healthcare costs anything. And insurance is, like, a fundamental right.
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November 12, 2008
a CITIZEN OUTLAW prepares himself for life under Barack Obama’s Socialist Paradise, 2
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Comment by pledgepolish55 on 11/12 @ 11:03 am #
And shouldn’t we have a right to free booze, as well?
Comment by Dan Collins on 11/12 @ 11:05 am #
And bulldozers.
Comment by pledgepolish55 on 11/12 @ 11:06 am #
If they want to take my guns, they may as well give me a large earth moving device.
Comment by Benedick on 11/12 @ 11:11 am #
I want universal MILF-care . . . a state-funded, forty-something naughty nurse.
Comment by MAJ (P) John on 11/12 @ 11:12 am #
If insurance is a right – and if we include business insurance as a right – then I am set! I can hardly wait to get back to Zurich and see what the governmnet says I can and cannot do in my job!!!!
Comment by BumperStickerist on 11/12 @ 11:14 am #
this whole reeducation thing could be just like it was as shown in “The Killing Fields” except, you know, fun!
Comment by Pablo Abu Jamal on 11/12 @ 11:14 am #
Has anyone seen the keys to the stemroller?
Comment by BumperStickerist on 11/12 @ 11:15 am #
and, in point of fact, if I’m operating heavy machinery, chances are I won’t be the one injured. Which is one of the benefits of being the drive-er and not the drive-ee.
Hey, I know about these things, I’ve seen “KillDozer”, more than once.
Comment by ThomasD on 11/12 @ 11:16 am #
I’ve heard of a stemwwinder, but they don’t need keys ;-)
Comment by pledgepolish55 on 11/12 @ 11:16 am #
Are you implying the guys manning the machine guns weren’t having fun? As an aspiring Chekist, I know that I’ll love my work.
Comment by cranky-d on 11/12 @ 11:16 am #
Are you hitting the DayQuil again?
Comment by ThomasD on 11/12 @ 11:16 am #
Crushed by my own typo.
Damn.
Comment by james wilson on 11/12 @ 11:21 am #
The fundamental right is my right to have you pay for something I should not have been unprepared to be without. Never do today what can be put off until tomorrow.
Comment by TaiChiWawa on 11/12 @ 11:23 am #
Don’t worry until the bottle starts saying “Do not Do oper not operate do no heav operate mach heavy . . . “
Comment by ThomasD on 11/12 @ 11:26 am #
Any chance there was a dolphin in a pea-coat behind the wheel of that steamroller?
Comment by Mossberg500 on 11/12 @ 11:31 am #
I stop lisening after push down and twist!
Comment by Warren Bonesteel on 11/12 @ 11:32 am #
The two party system and the Fed sez:
“Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.”
To which I reply:
“Oh Yeah! Who is John Galt?”
Anarchy is where’s it’s at, folks! Now, we get to be the anarchists!
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/12 @ 11:33 am #
a drive by heavy machinery shooting did not claim any victims
it was believed to be a retalitory strike against the notorious “shovel” gang
police are presently in pursuit of a ‘white bronco’ steamroller
heading west on the i ten…slowly
very slowly
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/12 @ 11:37 am #
sssh.i’m hunting rabbits
from a helicopter
Comment by jamrat on 11/12 @ 11:37 am #
I usually get rid of my stems before rolling.
Comment by Mossberg500 on 11/12 @ 11:42 am #
say hello to my little friend
he’s in pill form now
much like mother’s little helper
freindliest new uncle i’ve had
Comment by N. O'Brain on 11/12 @ 11:47 am #
“Hypocrisy can afford to be magnificent in its promises; for never intending to go beyond promises, it costs nothing.â€Â
-Edmund Burke
Comment by Salt Lick on 11/12 @ 11:49 am #
Ain’t like healthcare costs anything.
I can haz cheeseburger! Yes I can.
Comment by joseph buzz on 11/12 @ 11:49 am #
Ben, wouldnt that be a NILF? How can you not operate anything after drinking? I really dont feel like running an Op until after a few….
Comment by Roland THTG on 11/12 @ 11:52 am #
Pimp my nurse, yo!
Comment by urthshu on 11/12 @ 11:54 am #
GREAT.
We’re not even full-blown socialist scumbags yet and Jeff’s gone all “Ivan’s got a new tractor” on us.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 11/12 @ 11:57 am #
“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather…. …Not screaming
and yelling like the passengers in his car….”
Comment by N. O'Brain on 11/12 @ 11:59 am #
Comment by urthshu on 11/12 @ 11:54 am #
I think she got to the red pills.
Comment by Jeffersonian on 11/12 @ 11:59 am #
Ain’t like healthcare costs anything.
Nor the gasoline to get there.
Off to get me a back-ho’
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/12 @ 11:59 am #
how come everytime i’ve had a nurse-it’s always been the gay dude?
not that there’s anything wrong with that
but if i’m laying on a bed all helpless like
someone bending over me to fluff my pillows better have a pair of tits
to ease my pain
Comment by Bob Reed on 11/12 @ 12:00 pm #
You have a point Jeff G,
I mean, as long as you aren’t smoking or overweight…Then it’s all good…
You work out hard anyway, and in O!s brave new politics kind of world, you might be able to start a growth industry sellin’ sweat credits to fat slobs, that they can use to offset their national health insurance, fat boy, surcharge…
Or should they be fat credits instead…?
So just do yourself a big fave and check the calorie content on the bottle…
And keep on the DL, okay…’Cuz if you become known for bein’ a user, they might just be able to deny you care at the hO!spital…
And don’t worry about operatin’ that machine anyway; just call in sick. You’ll get paid anyway by the, soon to come, national wealth redistribution czar…Unlimited sick tome for all!…
You know, because of the fairness…
Comment by happyfeet on 11/12 @ 12:05 pm #
It’s not insurance anymore then. It’s tap water.
Comment by urthshu on 11/12 @ 12:06 pm #
Bob has a point, Jeff. You could be the go-to guy for our new National calisthenics program. Just add in a song for our Dear Leader and simplify everything to where it has no martial applications whatsoever [cf, taijiquan] and you’re good to go!
Comment by Jeffersonian on 11/12 @ 12:07 pm #
It’s not insurance anymore then. It’s tap water.
Something so valuable, so precious, it can only be given away for nothing. Wrap your mind around that, comrade.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 11/12 @ 12:10 pm #
Pour some Robotussin on it.
Comment by Mossberg500 on 11/12 @ 12:15 pm #
rub some dirt on it, and walk it off!
Comment by JHoward on 11/12 @ 12:16 pm #
Okay, wiseasses, and just where do you see this money coming from?
Huh?
Comment by Mossberg500 on 11/12 @ 12:17 pm #
get some nuts
Comment by Mr. Pink on 11/12 @ 12:18 pm #
It rains from the sky like a skittles rainbow the day after Obama is inaugerated. Didn’t you get the memo JHoward?
Comment by alppuccino on 11/12 @ 12:20 pm #
Fat male nurses have tits.
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/12 @ 12:26 pm #
but what u feel to see is
is that inner city youths don’t have the proper exercise equipment
disadvantaged youths are more susceptible to..
A-BIG MAC attacks
B-drive thru eatings
C-white colonel slave master chickens
aside- when the well meaning liberals have a walk for
poverty/hunger/etc-why do they never walk thru the ghetto with a garbage bag-cuz that would help-instead they walk thru the finest parts of town…
smug alert
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Comment by Cowboy on 11/12 @ 2:36 pm #
simplify everything to where it has no martial applications whatsoever
GYM-KATA!!!!!
Comment by SteveG on 11/12 @ 4:20 pm #
I find that if the girls drink a little too much of that stuff, my heavy equipment gets operated just fine.
Comment by geoffb on 11/12 @ 5:53 pm #
Terexorist!
Comment by SteveG on 11/12 @ 7:00 pm #
Oh
Since the election I have had a heck of a time relating to metaphors that don’t include my balls.
What Freud would say, I dunno
Comment by Sdferr on 11/12 @ 7:06 pm #
Waffles, people! There are no limits.
Better hotdog buns, better tuna-melt foundations, better chips for dips, better taco grippers, no limits!
Waffles! Gitsome.
Comment by Rusty on 11/12 @ 8:19 pm #
Has anyone else gotten the desire to get ahold of one of those ‘bobcat’ thingies and just go nuts in your back yard? They look like they’re a hell of a lot of fun to operate.get two of them and have, like , duels!
Comment by Patrick kelley on 11/13 @ 11:59 am #
Yo cranky-d(dickhead) refer back to a citizen outlaw ( or how I learned to stop being a trools dick)
Comment by Patrick kelley on 11/13 @ 12:01 pm #
I forgot to invite J.D how short sighted of me
Comment by Patrick kelley on 11/13 @ 12:25 pm #
Oh I forgot shit slinging attack monkeys arn’t to smart so clean the crap from your paws and look in your history from wednesdays attacks.