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November 4, 2008
Orlando Bloom wants you to vote for Change
And by “you,” presumably he means either geeky twenty-somethings who like to dress in pirate garb, or gay boys. Didn’t we once fight a Revolution so that we didn’t have to listen to assholes like this? Somebody needs to push past his security entourage and dump Mr Bloom’s tea into his giant swimming pool. h/t MKH 66 Comments ::: Post a comment »RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI: http://proteinwisdom.com/wp-trackback.php?p=13599 Leave a commentIf you want to leave a feedback to this post or to some other user´s comment, simply fill out the form below. |
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Comment by maggie katzen on 11/4 @ 2:52 pm #
you’d think he might at least act American.
Comment by Bob Reed on 11/4 @ 2:52 pm #
Maggie,
He can’t act…
Comment by The Sanity Inspector on 11/4 @ 2:53 pm #
Link’s broken.
Comment by Bob Reed on 11/4 @ 2:54 pm #
Makes you wonder why so many foreigners are involved in O!s campaign, doesn’t it?
I guess it helps in the socialist cocooning…
Comment by maggie katzen on 11/4 @ 2:55 pm #
but… but… he’s soooooo pretty.
Comment by hlem on 11/4 @ 3:00 pm #
So, the foreigners and communists are coming for all your precious bodily fluids, eh?
Comment by AJB on 11/4 @ 3:02 pm #
Foreigners like Obama, therefore Obama must be bad.
Whatever.
Comment by Jeff G. on 11/4 @ 3:05 pm #
Whereas Bloom has already swallowed yours, right hlem? Or is it the other way around?
PARIS HILTON IS MY MASTER! I VOTED WITH LINDSEY LOHAN!
Comment by Sdferr on 11/4 @ 3:06 pm #
Wouldn’t you say it would depend on which foreigner AJB? Were it Maggie Thatcher praising Obama you wouldn’t have a qualm or two?
Comment by Jeff G. on 11/4 @ 3:06 pm #
Yeah. We don’t like us no furriners. A-hyup.
If you want cartoons, try TVLand.
Comment by Old Texas Turkey on 11/4 @ 3:07 pm #
he’s not american either.
Comment by happyfeet on 11/4 @ 3:08 pm #
His skin looks really soft too. Like a girl’s. We should all do masks while we wait for them to announce McCain is our new president I think. Maybe do those biore strip thingers too.
Comment by maggie katzen on 11/4 @ 3:09 pm #
Cartoon Network, might be a more sure thing. or, we have a Funimation channel here…. FOREIGN CARTOONS!!!! course they’ve bastardized them for American audiences. heh.
Comment by Old Texas Turkey on 11/4 @ 3:09 pm #
sorry wrong thread
Comment by Jeffersonian on 11/4 @ 3:15 pm #
Come to think of it, but Rivendell and that elf mountain were kinda creepy collectivist backwaters.
Comment by Kirk on 11/4 @ 3:19 pm #
Kip could slap the shit out of that guy.
Comment by John Cheshire on 11/4 @ 3:24 pm #
I wish I could see the videos you post. I know you use a MAC so I downloaded quicktime on my home computer and my laptop but neither on will play the videos.
I feel like the kid in class who is laughing because everybody else is, while nervously looking around and hoping that they are not laughing at him. Of course I could just feel that way because I voted today. I literally had to hold my nose to vote for McCain. I vomited in my mouth a little bit when I did and promptly went home and took 3 showers to wash that dirty feeling off. So, you know, it could be that.
Comment by maggie katzen on 11/4 @ 3:27 pm #
John, it’s a youtube vid. it runs using Flash… I had problems with it yesterday when adobe updated the plug-in. It took many attempts at re-loading it, but it eventually worked. hope that helps.
Comment by lee on 11/4 @ 3:29 pm #
I literally had to hold my nose to vote for McCain
Going by how I felt a few months ago, I thought I would have to do the same. Surprisingly it went down like fine wine.
I guess everything is relative.
Comment by TaiChiWawa on 11/4 @ 3:41 pm #
Orlando Bloom would be a fine name for a florist.
Comment by kelly on 11/4 @ 3:53 pm #
Or a manicurist.
Comment by Jim in KC on 11/4 @ 4:03 pm #
Or an appetizer.
Comment by Hvy Mtl Hntr on 11/4 @ 4:05 pm #
He has a reel purty mouf.
Comment by kelly on 11/4 @ 4:12 pm #
Or a fluffer.
Comment by kelly on 11/4 @ 4:13 pm #
Or felcher.
Comment by lee on 11/4 @ 4:16 pm #
Or a Obama WH intern.
Comment by Pellegri on 11/4 @ 4:17 pm #
but… but… he’s soooooo pretty.
Fortunately it’s a quality I can admire if he’s bound and gagged.
Not that I have bondage fantasies about Orlando Bloom or anything…
Comment by JD on 11/4 @ 4:21 pm #
Pellegri - I have missed you. Much.
Are you sitting there with your arms crossed ‘neath the ample bosom?
;-)
Comment by JD on 11/4 @ 4:23 pm #
Kelly - I think that it is more of a felching fluffer.
Comment by Vladimir on 11/4 @ 4:31 pm #
Elves are not Americans.. they’re Middle Earthers.
Comment by Darleen on 11/4 @ 4:36 pm #
John
it shows up on FoxFire
for some odd reason, this is one of the only sites that won’t run the embeds on my IE.
Comment by Darleen on 11/4 @ 4:38 pm #
yikes… Firefox!
(I’m home with a fever … )
Comment by John Cheshire on 11/4 @ 4:40 pm #
Maggie,
Thanks for the tip but it still shows as a big emtpy box with a little red X in the top left corner. I do not have any problems with other sites that embed U-tube videos. I am stumped.
BTW the only people who care what Bloom has to say spend most of their time squeeling while watching High School Musical.
Comment by Lamontyoubigdummy on 11/4 @ 5:03 pm #
Gimli: “Never trust an elf!!”
And, Gimili was son of Gloin ya know.
Sage advice I’d say. Very wise.
Plus…Orlando Bloom?
Gayest. Pirate. Ever.
The sexual tension was all between him and Johnny Depp.
Gotta love Disney.
Disney Exec: “You know what this movie needs? A butt-pirate!”
Comment by Dan Collins on 11/4 @ 5:04 pm #
Wait. Is Sauron running?
I wrote in Burge/Goldstein, just like the rest of you!
Guys?
Comment by happyfeet on 11/4 @ 5:07 pm #
Crap I forgot about that.
Comment by peter jackson on 11/4 @ 5:09 pm #
If you ask me his name sounds like some kind of prosthetic vagina. “This minxy model is the Sausalito Lilly, and to the left, that saucy little number is the Orlando Bloom”
Comment by John Cheshire on 11/4 @ 5:12 pm #
Darleen,
I downloaded firefox and now instead of a little Red X I get a message telling me to “click to download plug-in” which I have done. Still no progress. I blame it on Bush.
Comment by happyfeet on 11/4 @ 5:13 pm #
He’s just a ditz. Harmless really I think. I like him more better than the Leo DiCaprio version anyway. That one has an attitude and I’m not comfortable with him emoting at me all the time.
Comment by Chris S. on 11/4 @ 5:14 pm #
Not all that different from the Tom Cruise Scientology vote- Barack Obama does have that Soka Gakkai International demographic all locked up . . .
Comment by kelly on 11/4 @ 5:23 pm #
JD: Don’t blame me. I don’t really know what those words mean. I got them from alppuccino. Are they naughty?
Comment by happyfeet on 11/4 @ 5:31 pm #
I’m bored with the whole America Decides thing. Just tell me if I live in a third world backwater or not so I know what to pick up for dinner. Jeez. I think I’m gonna assume we are still America and just have buffalo burgers. What do people in Baracky’s America eat anyway? I’m not doing organic crap I’ll tell you that right now and anything grown anywhere near this city isn’t going in my mouth. Tots. I bet we’re in for lots of tots.
Comment by Lamontyoubigdummy on 11/4 @ 5:34 pm #
“I wrote in Burge/Goldstein, just like the rest of you!”
I wrote in Sowell/ Cheney. Goldstein gets hired as POTUS Cheif of Staff, BUT, when Pelosi or Reid are summoned to the Oval, he may or may not be ordered by the President to shoot their legs, submit ‘em and make them tap.
This will be how President Sowell will “Veto.”
Oh, and as COS, Jeff will have to tend the White House Rose Garden and bury in there whatever body Cheney tells him too.
Mulch, compost, dead terrorist, it’s all good.
Also, he has to stock Camp David with good scotch and 70’s porn.
Comment by happyfeet on 11/4 @ 5:36 pm #
And there’s no way Baracky is up by 15 in Pennsylvania. That’s completely retarded. If Pennsylvania had some overwhelming urge to be a dirty socialist commune you’d figure someone would have noticed already. There’s plenty in Philadelphia what scan for signs of that sort of thing all the time.
Comment by Lamontyoubigdummy on 11/4 @ 5:39 pm #
“If you ask me his name sounds like some kind of prosthetic vagina. “This minxy model is the Sausalito Lilly, and to the left, that saucy little number is the Orlando Bloom.”
So Orlando Bloom is basically a walking, talking Georgia O’Keefe?
Explains a lot.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/4 @ 5:47 pm #
yikes… Firefox!
OTOH, the FoxFire browser will run on a computer you’ve whittled out of a tree stump with a Bowie knife.
Comment by Jeff Y. on 11/4 @ 5:50 pm #
Yeah. Tea bag that bitch.
Comment by Lamontyoubigdummy on 11/4 @ 5:53 pm #
“And there’s no way Baracky is up by 15 in Pennsylvania.”
I’m with feets. All that means at this point is Barry’s up 15 in Philly…Shocka!
Comment by happyfeet on 11/4 @ 5:59 pm #
What else is gay I think are exit polls.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/4 @ 5:59 pm #
Barry would be up by 15 in Philly if the place had been nuked this morning.
Pingback by Liveblogging the Election « Blog Entry « Dr. Melissa Clouthier on 11/4 @ 6:05 pm #
[...] Jeff Goldstein reports that it’s all over….Orlando Bloom urges you to vote: “And by “you,†presumably he means either geeky twenty-somethings who like to dress in pirate garb, or gay boys.” Hey! I love Orlando Bloom, as long as he’s wearing a leotard and a blond wig. [...]
Comment by Pellegri on 11/4 @ 6:11 pm #
I missed you guys too, JD. ♥
And maybe my arms were crossed… You can bet if I had a trussed-up Orlando Bloom in the house, I would be doing just that with a frown of stern disapproval to go with it.
Socialisms?? In my house??
Comment by happyfeet on 11/4 @ 6:13 pm #
Is it just me or does anyone else keep getting this thread mixed up with the shove a dick in his mouth one?
Comment by Dawn on 11/4 @ 6:19 pm #
Screw all of you! Orlando Bloom rocks and is sooooooo fine! Who cares if he’s not American? He’s British and sexy so I’m with him. Vote for change. Go ahead, yell at me, but I couldn’t take all the shit you were talking about him. So yell at me.
Comment by lee on 11/4 @ 6:24 pm #
Go ahead, yell at me, but I couldn’t take all the shit you were talking about him. So yell at me.
Dawn, you ignorant slut!
Nah, I can’t do it sweety. You’re just too cute!
Can you post a picture? Pleeeease?
Comment by Lamontyoubigdummy on 11/4 @ 6:36 pm #
“Orlando Bloom rocks”…”Go ahead, yell at me, but I couldn’t take all the shit you were talking about him. So yell at me.”
We’d prefer to just make fun of you if it’s all the same to you.
Comment by guinsPen on 11/4 @ 6:37 pm #
Dawn…
go away you’re nO! good for me.
Comment by guinsPen on 11/4 @ 6:38 pm #
Tainted goods, as it were.
Comment by Lamontyoubigdummy on 11/4 @ 6:46 pm #
Wait…
Anybody know Dawn? I haven’t seen her, but if she’s commented here before “Orlando” I’ll apologize right now for being a smartalecky dick.
On the other hand, if she runs an Orlando Bloom website and Googles mentions of his name every 30 seconds (like an Obama loonie), and showed up here to “defend him,” all bets are off.
Comment by maggie katzen on 11/4 @ 6:48 pm #
That’s my guess, LYBD.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/4 @ 6:49 pm #
Psst… Dawn, honey? He’s gay.
So…perhaps you might want to refocus your libido on a more appropriate target.
Just sayin’.
Comment by Lamontyoubigdummy on 11/4 @ 7:04 pm #
Well maggie, I totally get her.
In her bedroom she probably has a poster of Obama on one wall, and a poster of Orlando Bloom on the other…their eyes look at her all sexy like…follow her around the room.
I get it.
I had the same posters. Except mine were Linda Evangelista and Stephanie Seymour.
And, ya know…then I graduated Jr. High and went to Highschool.
Comment by lee on 11/4 @ 7:11 pm #
Thanks for making me feel dirty guys.
Dawn, I will have you know, is a hot 30 year old I imagine.
And saucy!
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/4 @ 7:13 pm #
orlando-obama
orlando-obama
which to choose?
if only you’d clone me
but now that the evilbushfundies are out
mybe i’ll get my wish
Comment by lee on 11/4 @ 7:25 pm #
pdbuttons is nishi!
All you surprised should be embarrassed.
Comment by guinsPen on 11/4 @ 7:47 pm #
wish
A turtle in every pot?