No word yet from API, but having pored over a few YouTube videos myself, I have established that there tends to be a great deal of pixelation and motion blur in the videos in which she appears — and that her strange, possibly alien chemical makeup affects even those around her, leaving them appearing likewise halting, pixelated, and out of focus, their voices often low and muffled (particularly in instances where Michelle is standing at or near a microphone of some sort).
Granted, there could be a plausible scientific explanation for this that I’m overlooking, but as it stands now, I’m quite comfortable floating the lizard-like-space-creature-with-the-electrical-properties-of-a-bad walky-talky theory.
Developing…
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update: No, I haven’t been drinking. Though I’m sure that’s what my critics would want you to think.
A vicious pack, they are.
Too much hair product will do that to a woman.
Dude. No Pineal extract before 6 pm, ok?
Arghh, the reptilians are working with the Rosicrucians, DAMN IT ALL TO HELL. I’ll now go burn down my yurt in protest.
Well, there you go. Abusing youtube and that is what you can expect. Banishment. You were not to see those videos. They were for inner party members and a few select special workers who have proven their worth for such privilege.
It was right to have your account deleted.
She turned me into a newt!
. . . I got better.
stupid socialist lizard woman
the teeth give her away, really.
Make that 9 pm. Frickin’ time zones.
She can smell your fear.
And flies.
She may be an alien, but she’s fully licensed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr5fIjpQUPI
– They are particularly found of Arugula.
Well I might not know Michelle Obama but I just downloaded a Framing Hanley remix of Lollipop that is pretty good.
That’s how Sasquatch is always shown in video, also.
Co-inky-dink?
Steve Austin kicked the shit out of Sasquatch. He’s the six million dollar racist.
– I would not be surprised in the least that, should some unfortunate specimen of Musca domestica alight on the clip-on microphone tip on her left lapel, she might stop in mid sentence, and a finely reticulated, slithering 15 inch length of whip-like mouth flesh would dart outward from between her petulant lips with blinding speed, little more than a pink blur, to instantly dispatch the hapless insecti, flipping it to the back of her maw for a tasty morsal, thenceforth picking up her well honed narrative with hardly a decernible pause, smiling ear to ear in that evil gash-grin you will only see in Discovery channel specials, examples of older Godzilla movie closeups, or film cameos by famous TV detectives in a Cheech and Chong production.
O/T, but McCain was hilarious at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Dinner tonight:
Part one.
Part two.
Barky and Hillary were both present for this, btw. Hillary seemed to be enjoying herself immensely.
Barky, not so much. That smile was pretty clearly painted on. You’d almost think he’d gotten a surprise roto-rooter job on his ass or something.
Now Jeff,
Does this really help Michelle’s children…? Even though it is true…?
I hope your ready for the whole fightin’nutroot assault, Bra…You’ve laid down a few markers today, don-cha-know…
O! himself will be issuing orders, from the O!-stag, saying to the brownshirts “Isn’t Goldstein a Joooooooo name…? Have Farrahkan send some of his boys, er-ahem-I mean men, over to take care of that upstart at pw…And be careful, I hear he knows Jooooooo-do, or something like that…”
Y’know, Jeff, maybe if you’d spend all day yammering about not having read Andre Previn’s memoir, you’d be somebody.
(Does a lizard have a body temperature?)
Andre Previn was in that Beloved song I think.
That doesn’t sound right.
oh. yeah. It’s in my head now. Ok well that’s that then.
– Lizards have albums?
Well, I, for one, welcome our new space lizard overlords.
wha?
also, he’s married to this last I’d heard.
#17 That was pretty good. Up until he wished him well. Because, let’s face it, The One is all for redistribution.
Turtles are lizards just what have shells, BBH. Of course they have albums.
– The irony is, that in many cases, McCarson was able to get some of the worst of WonderBoy’s idiotic ideas across in a remarkably clear manner, where he was unable too for the rest of this entire campaign.
– Maybe he should have demanded that the debates be held at the Lower Manhattan plastic palm-tree lounge in the piano bar.
oh. This one maggie. It was an MTV thing more than a music thing, depending on where you lived I guess.
wow. She’s so pretty should could be on Days of our Lives or something, maggie.
I think I meant she could.
is this it, happyfeet?
Yes! Them peoples didn’t have no clothes on. It was very avant garde.
oh. no. That was their other video with the nekkid peoples. They had two. That was a big deal back then.
so, I shouldn’t have just let it play in the background? oh well. didn’t want to risk seeing more lizard people.
– ….tap, tap, tap…..is this thing on?
– Wow, what a tough crowd….Hey, I just flew in from Des Moines….boy are My talking points tired!
*rim shot*
– No, no, thats ok, hold you applause folks….I’ll be here for 6 more shows through Saturday.
Here is the one where they are nekkid. It’s was for their art is why.
I’m just on crack tonight.
This whole day was social injustice I think.
it’s okay. I checked the calendar…. FULL MOON!
that or the sewer gas has eated my brains.
oh. Maybe that’s why the snoozle pills I took two hours ago seem to have been duds.
– Yeh – So theres my friend Obama – what a whack job….Heh, he;s such a goof…., no really…
– He has t6his idea of spreading the wealth….*snicker*….spreading the wealth, that’s where you find some sucker in your neighborhood who has a job and move in with him..Hey!
*rim shot*
– Hey, you look like a nice couple, where you from?
– Oh hey, Alaska, how about that….Alaska, home of the “See Russian” porch tours!
– No no, keep the applause down you two – you’ll wake up the rest of the audience…but seriously folks….
Here’s a tech tip that may help you out with your lo-fi YouTube problem and help you sleep better. After you select/click on the video clip you want to watch, hit the pause button right away. Look just below the right-hand corner to see if there is a choice to “watch in high quality”. If there is, click on it. Then click on “watch in normal quality” to see the difference.
If you don’t see “watch in high quality” below the video window,then go up to the address bar in your browser and add the 7-character string &fmt=18 to the end of the video’s URL. Then hit enter or click on the goto button, and your video will now play in high quality. PWFTW! No more space-lizards!!
riiiiiight. you mean, the video will be playing in “enhanced CGI hiding her tentacles” mode. WE WON’T GET FOOLED AGAIN!!!!
Jonathan smells of gila monster.
huh, I must have missed that. then again, I don’t usually smell things. is there some kind of disability payment I can get for that? cause not finding out the milk is bad until I take a swig of it is kinda traumatic.
gila monsters is lizards
yeah, and probably larger than what my cats can take out. *shivers*
Lizards with tubercules rather than scales.
Weird critters.
– Hell feets, the entire Dinosaur family was lizards, some of them even flew around. Doesn’t mean I want to find any of them perched on one of My garbage cans in the alley, trying to score some left over veal parmesan.
I think Mrs. O! is probably still recovering from the botox shot they used to reduce the rage crease between her eyes.
“Geeze, Lou. Are you sure you know what you are doing?”
“Shut up. They said ‘no crease’; there won’t be no crease.”
“Lou, you go down to Ringling Brothers, hit their biggest elephant with that syringe, they would have four tons of ‘no crease’. Holy crap. We already got the check, right?”
The same guys who did Biden for his debate with Palin. It’s kind of obvious.
BBH, if you find some dinosaurs, just so happens I spent part of the evening loading up some .30 cal solids that I intended to test on an engine block. I think I could sell the wife on a triceratops mount in the living room. Well, maybe in the garage. Hell, on the outside of the garage.
Get a big enough dinosaur and you can build a new garage, using the bones for framing members.
Keep an eye on the waiter. I think he’s with “them”, if you know what I mean.
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Yes, nine-foot ants. Why? What did you think I meant?
If you ever get the chance, SBP, go to the Wharton Esherick Home/Museum in Paoli, Pa. He used a Mammoth tusk a friend brought back from a trip to Alaska as a handrail in his magnificent spiral staircase.
http://www.levins.com/esh3.html
Click on the Spiral staircase on the left sidebar. (warning, crappy photo)
I read the Brady Bunch was so beloved by Michelle Obama that she can tell you which episode it is just by viewing the opening shots. For real.
I had bitter momentsof hair inadequacy on account of Jan and Marcia, so I would not be surprised if my theory of Michelles hair-anger wouldn’t be borne out under hypnosis.
Mammoth tusk as handrail….cool.
Better photo. Tusk is top right. WebSpot I snagged it from, worth a read.
Cool.
Marcel Duchamp could’ve done a lot with that, I think.
“Leapin’ Lizards, Sandy!”
“Arf!”
– Actually a brace of Raptors might not be a bad idea. Take care of any illegals trying to sleep behind the garage.
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Oh, shit. Now you’ve pissed off the space creatures.
No, I haven’t been drinking. Though I’m sure that’s what my critics would want you to think.
I don’t know, Perf. These are tough economic times. Your predilictions are becoming cost-prohibitive. You should cut back.
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Good one Lisa.
Of course, now all of England thinks you can by crack at any American grocery store.
Hey Brits, you can get toothpaste at the market as well.
Hey Brits, you can get toothpaste at the market as well.
LOL. Hey don’t trash my favorite brown-toothed socialists.
Sorry Mum,
Black yer boots fer ya?
Clean up aisle…
I smoke rock, bitches!
“LOL. Hey don’t trash my favorite brown-toothed socialists.”
Socialist medicine: a 10 month wait for the maternity ward.
“Now I suppose the United States can survive as a federalized unitary socialist state built on class warfare lines, with the very wealthy who don’t pay much in the way of taxes, those on the dole, and the unionized public service employees, teachers, and lawyers entirely dominating the political systems. It won’t be the same country I grew up in, but then we don’t now live in the country I grew up in. Alas, I suspect that’s what’s at stake here.”
-Jerry Pournelle
Via http://pajamasmedia.com/instapundit/
“It won’t be the same country I grew up in, but then we don’t now live in the country I grew up in.”
Ain’t it the truth.
One with the Snowdens of yesteryear.
PS: What, nothing since last night?
DANCE, MONKEY!
(Don’t try this at home, kids. I’m a professional asshole…)
Help..mojo..
“What Were Once Predilections Are Now Preferences”
– The Oobie-Doobie Brothers