Enquirer story states that Obama memoir mentor identified as “Frank” is Frank Davis, who, under the pen name “Bob Greene,” wrote a sexual autobiography that includes confessing to seducing a thirteen-year-old girl–for the good of her psyche. Apparently, Obama was encourged to spend time with this . . . person and recalls throwing back shots with him. According to Confederate Yankee, the MSM have been sitting on this for a couple of weeks before the National Enquirer went ahead and published it. You can read the lurid details there.
What to make of this? I don’t know. Assuming (for the sake of argument) that the facts are correct, it would seem to me misfortunate that the young Obama was exposed to the company of this deviant, a drinking buddy of his white grandfather. I’m not going to go as far as to say that it must have warped Young O!, the way McCain’s North Vietnamese captivity obviously did him, but I also doubt that Ayers (then deeply involved with his duties in the Weather Underground) wrote the book. I’m also not running with the dubious information about Sweet Potato Pie.
IF it’s significant, how do you suppose it might be? RACIST!!!
And before you get all judgy, guys, which of you has never wished at times to have two penises?
Sex Rebel, can you hear me?
Sex Rebel, can you see me?
Are you somewhere down below?
And are you still my skanky ho?
Unrelated: Yesterday, Terry Gross interviewed Curtis Sittenspin on her book An American Wife, which imagines how Laura Bush procured an abortion.
Comment by Lost My Cookies on 10/14 @ 7:43 am #
God, I hope no one finds out my mentor was Bob Crane.
Comment by Lost My Cookies on 10/14 @ 7:43 am #
That could be embarrassing.
Comment by Dan Collins on 10/14 @ 7:46 am #
I don’t see this putting any fruit on Michelle’s table. Hey, where’s Michelle been, anyway?
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 10/14 @ 7:47 am #
At least it wasn’t Frasier Crane.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 10/14 @ 7:48 am #
I think they’ve had Michelle researching the role of duct tape in political discourse.
Comment by Dan Collins on 10/14 @ 7:53 am #
Mild S&M, SBP?
Comment by Salt Lick on 10/14 @ 7:58 am #
She obtained a course in practical sex from experienced and considerate practitioners rather than from ignorant insensitive neophytes…
I’m pretty sure we’re talking candles here.
Comment by Dan Collins on 10/14 @ 8:00 am #
I think he means Bob Seger.
Comment by BJTexs on 10/14 @ 8:01 am #
Mild S & M? Soup and Mangoes? An Obama family lunch? Why am I writing in question form???
Comment by TheGeezer on 10/14 @ 8:02 am #
I am struck dumb by the idea that if elected, Obama facts will leak out for four solid years, embroiling his administration in a constant defense of O’s character and presidential worthiness. And, while in continental palaces a casual relationship with whatever is handy for erotic stimulation is acceptable, nay, de rigeur, here in the backwaters of gun- and faith- clinging America, it is regarded as disgusting. This feels deja vu-ee, like a Clinton haunting.
Speaking of witch, where is the Clinton October surprise that will ensure a Hillary run in 2012? MacMaverick will be more easily defeated than an incumbent Obama, eh?
Comment by TheGeezer on 10/14 @ 8:03 am #
Mild soup and mangoes, BJ. And, where have you been?
Comment by !!1!SevenEleventy! on 10/14 @ 8:05 am #
Mild S & M? Soup and Mangoes? An Obama family lunch? Why am I writing in question form???
Blame Alex Trebeck. I do every chance I get.
Comment by !!1!SevenEleventy! on 10/14 @ 8:10 am #
Did anyone see CNN’s(I know, I was just channel surfing) John Roberts interview Hillary Clinton? He asked her if Bill Ayers was a legitimate subject to be brought up by John McCain, especially since she brought it up during the primaries! Bullshit ensued.
Comment by alppuccino on 10/14 @ 8:12 am #
God, I hope no one finds out my mentor was Bob Crane.
I. KNOW. NUSSINGK!
Comment by ducktrapper on 10/14 @ 8:20 am #
I just hope young Barry wasn’t a victim, as well as a drinking companion, of this admittedly, bi-sexual rapist and pervert. No, I really do. However, what about this incipient drinking problem of Obama’s?
Comment by Mr. Whoopsies on 10/14 @ 8:22 am #
Terry Gross. If a name ever matched a personality, this is the case.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 10/14 @ 8:22 am #
If his supporters can explain away participation in a racist church for 20 years I do not doubt they can explain away this at ease.
Comment by Xanthippas on 10/14 @ 8:28 am #
If his supporters can explain away participation in a racist church for 20 years I do not doubt they can explain away this at ease.
Yes, it’s very easy. HE WAS A CHILD.
Comment by happyfeet on 10/14 @ 8:34 am #
That guy liked for womens to pee on him. Jeez can you say hepatitis? Ok I don’t know if that’s really true what you can get hepatitis that way but still, the whole thing seems dirty.
Comment by Dan Collins on 10/14 @ 8:37 am #
I can see that none of you Wingnuts will address the two penis thing.
Comment by BJTexs on 10/14 @ 8:43 am #
Hi, Geezer. I’ve been lurking around, doing a couple of posts in the pub, fighting off the week long upper chest cold from hell.
My sense of it is that we’re getting mired in less important details from Obama’s life. The real stories are in CAS, ACORN, Trinity/BLT and his voting record in the Illinois legislature. Ultimately, very few people will care or even bother to consider whether or not someone ghost wrote his memoirs or who he hung out with as a teenager.
Then again, maybe Jesse Jackson has, by his obsessional inability to keep his yap out of the bright lights, brought the Jewish vote into play.
Go, Jesse, go! Whose interests will be first, Jesse?
Comment by urthshu on 10/14 @ 8:44 am #
erm no, hf. That would probly be the other, not the pee. Pee is antiseptic, I think, and maybe he waas afraid of jellyfish or something
Comment by alppuccino on 10/14 @ 8:44 am #
That guy liked for womens to pee on him. Jeez can you say hepatitis? Ok I don’t know if that’s really true what you can get hepatitis that way but still, the whole thing seems dirty.
Well sure, when you say it like that.
Try: He liked for women to soak him with their golden patriotism.
Comment by BJTexs on 10/14 @ 8:47 am #
lol, al. I’m curious: Does pixie dust occasionally spew from your ears and form balloon bundles?
Comment by urthshu on 10/14 @ 8:47 am #
Speaking of pron, though - that ‘Nailin’ Paylin’ movie is made now. fkn assholez
Comment by TheGeezer on 10/14 @ 8:55 am #
BJ, I read somewhere that 40% of the Jewish vote is in play as a result of Obama’s latent anti-Semitism, especially as expressed by racial racketeer Jesse Jackson. Remember when Jackson called New York Hymietown? He certainly wasn’t discussing the abundance of virginity in New York.
Comment by Dan Collins on 10/14 @ 8:55 am #
What? No “Nailin’ Buyden”? I thought they were supposed to be “edgy”.
Comment by Sdferr on 10/14 @ 9:00 am #
Um, urine isn’t antiseptic, I don’t think. Usually sterile, maybe (think urinary tract infection), but it wouldn’t be like taking a bath in hydrogenperoxide exactly.
Comment by alppuccino on 10/14 @ 9:08 am #
lol, al. I’m curious: Does pixie dust occasionally spew from your ears and form balloon bundles?
Hey, I’ve got a serious side too y’know!
just kidding
Comment by BJTexs on 10/14 @ 9:11 am #
Well, Geezer, Obama has been working very, very hard to reassure the Jewish community as to his commitment to Israel and Jewish issues, as well as going out of his way to distance himself from the kinds of things that are reflected by Jackson’s “hymietown” remark. Having Sir Jessie of the Perpetual Camera Angle spouting off about fundamental changes in foreign policy commitments with regards to Israel (a position that shouldn’t surprise anybody familiar with both Obama’s previous policy statements and associations as well as the leanings of his legion of foreign policy advisers) may raise some questions among those Jooooos not becalmed by “diplomats” like Alcee Hastings.
Comment by happyfeet on 10/14 @ 9:15 am #
Baracky will bathe my whole America in his golden patriotisms. I wish Frank could have lived to see that.
Comment by alppuccino on 10/14 @ 9:23 am #
It’s all in the packaging.
Everyone knows that banging your secretary is as American as paying taxes. But when you take out “banging your secretary” and replace it with “texting a pageboy”, not cool.
Comment by happyfeet on 10/14 @ 9:34 am #
Rick Moran is being all pompousy with his Baracky will be my president nonsense I think. For real I think that’s shallow. If America is still America you can go many moons without having a president of any kind at all. There’s lots I want to do in my one God-given life what has nothing to do with paying obeisance to my socialist president. I’m not going to sit around for Baracky’s whole term being his loyal opposition. I tell you one thing. When they ask me after Baracky’s term if I’m better off now than I was four years ago the answer is gonna be well fuck yes what do you think I’ve been doing for the last four years hanging on Baracky’s socialist teat I don’t think so good goddamn what a dumb question go away.
Comment by alppuccino on 10/14 @ 9:36 am #
See? Packaging.
Comment by McGehee on 10/14 @ 9:39 am #
What we need are roving bands of hoodlums smacking people over the head with sticks and yelling in their faces, “THE PRESIDENT DOES NOT RUN THE COUNTRY! HE RUNS THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT WHICH IS NOT THE SAME THING!”
They should start with members of the
MainstreamMedia.Comment by Sdferr on 10/14 @ 9:50 am #
Rick Moran is the prisoner’s dilemma participant who fails to defect; in so choosing, he loses.
Comment by BJTexs on 10/14 @ 10:27 am #
Man, my conservative/libertarian brother is turning into sashal. He just E-Mailed me and another conservative friend of ours the link to Chris Buckley’s “I’m voting for Obama because he’s intellectual and leaderly and I hope he will be moderate” pile of monkey crap. He’s trying to convince me that Obama’s a gonna win and at least he has something resembling leadership skills while McCain is without.
Principles and policies are less important than the shine. Makes me want to vomit. Rock star for president! Blech!
Comment by Lost My Cookies on 10/14 @ 10:36 am #
Dan, if my mentor taught me anything, it’s that more than one penis in the room can kill a friendship.
Comment by alppuccino on 10/14 @ 10:36 am #
Principles and policies are less important than the shine
Dude. The.most.racist.comment.ever.
Comment by Lost My Cookies on 10/14 @ 10:37 am #
Also that the word “tripod” can mean different things to different people.
Comment by Lost My Cookies on 10/14 @ 10:51 am #
Not to mention that if Mickey Rooney catches you doing amyl poppers while the wife of the local building inspector checks your prostate with a 400mm f/6.3 Tele-Amata in the dressing room of his dinner theater you may have a hard time getting Carol Burnett to return your calls.
Comment by Lost My Cookies on 10/14 @ 10:54 am #
Although I’ve heard just the opposite about Lyle Waggoner.
Comment by BJTexs on 10/14 @ 10:58 am #
Al: you owe me a keyboard and a monitor. Hah! Talk about not seeing the forest for the kindling…
Comment by alppuccino on 10/14 @ 11:06 am #
Al: you owe me a keyboard and a monitor. Hah! Talk about not seeing the forest for the kindling…
I was concerned that my comment might spook you. No hard feelings?
Comment by BJTexs on 10/14 @ 11:23 am #
Nah! I don’t want to be niggardly with my considerations.
Comment by JD on 10/14 @ 11:32 am #
Xanthippy said …
This might be one of the most feeble, disingenuous non-defense defenses I have seen offered for Baracky.
LMC is on a roll today.
Comment by alppuccino on 10/14 @ 11:35 am #
Nah! I don’t want to be niggardly with my considerations.
Thanks. No I’m off to practice my guitar baby!
Comment by alppuccino on 10/14 @ 11:35 am #
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Comment by BJTexs on 10/14 @ 11:40 am #
What, JD? No denouncements for Al and me?
Slipping, you are.
Comment by BJTexs on 10/14 @ 11:47 am #
What kind? Play it so’s the raccoons cry!
Comment by McGehee on 10/14 @ 11:48 am #
JD, what Xanthipreplacementsurgery overlooks is that, by some standards, O! still is a child.
Comment by alppuccino on 10/14 @ 11:52 am #
Play it so’s the raccoons cry!
I hold it on my knee. Grows heavy after a while.
Comment by JD on 10/14 @ 12:00 pm #
The overt, in-your-face, aggressive racism demonstrated by alppuccino and BJ is typical of the neo-theo-con Zionist misogynist xenophobic jingoistic hate mongers on the Right.
Comment by BJTexs on 10/14 @ 12:20 pm #
YAYEE! WEE HAZ DENOUNCEMENT! WOOT!
Comment by alppuccino on 10/14 @ 12:26 pm #
I am redskinned with embarrassment.
Comment by JD on 10/14 @ 12:45 pm #
I can haz cheezeburger?
Comment by Mike S on 10/14 @ 6:40 pm #
Another classy republican. Of course after years of reading this site, one thing has been obvious all along. The homophobes are in classic denial. Come out of the closet, kids.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 10/14 @ 6:44 pm #
Ah, yes. Thanks, Mike S, for sharing your amateur psychoanalysis with us.
You’re quite right. All homophobes are secretly gay, just as all Klansmen are secretly black, and all ACORN workers are secret members of the John Birch Society.
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