A thief who broke into the vehicle as it was parked on 53rd Street near Second Avenue saw the explosives, then drove the van from the mostly residential block to a remote location near the waterfront.
The thief, who has an arrest record, then phoned a cop he knew from a previous run-in with the law.
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So I says to Rusty, “Dude! how could you drop the keys to the chariot?”

















Comment by Silver Whistle on 7/5 @ 9:43 am #
Didn’t Yung Tang have a hit with “Everybody Have Fun Tonight” ?
Comment by SevenEleventy on 7/5 @ 10:10 am #
Comment by Silver Whistle on 7/5 @ 9:43 am #
Didn’t Yung Tang have a hit with “Everybody Have Fun Tonight†?
I thought he was part of the Wu-Tang Clan, who did Protect Ya Neck.
Comment by Silver Whistle on 7/5 @ 10:40 am #
Woh! Shell suits and floppy headgear. You must be right. My bad. Couldn’t possibly be this dude
http://tinyurl.com/yrpnfu
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 7/5 @ 11:02 am #
I thought “Yung Tang” was another term for jailbait.
Comment by SevenEleventy on 7/5 @ 11:04 am #
I actually saw Wang Chung in 1983 at the Palladium in Hollywood. They were the warmup band for the Romantics. It was a promotional gig through KROC 106.
Comment by Silver Whistle on 7/5 @ 11:13 am #
Ah, the Romantics. I saw them, must have been 1979-80, in Orlando. When I had short hair, because I wanted to.
Comment by SevenEleventy on 7/5 @ 11:13 am #
KROC106=KROQ106
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/5 @ 11:15 am #
I saw the High Victorians once. Trippy.
Comment by SevenEleventy on 7/5 @ 11:22 am #
I tripped once at the Victorian Hotel.
Comment by McGehee on 7/5 @ 11:36 am #
Did you skin your knee?
Comment by Salt Lick on 7/5 @ 11:46 am #
I thought “Yung Tang†was another term for jailbait.
Ever read “Blood on the Hurdles,” by Wun Hung Lo?
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 7/5 @ 11:48 am #
High Victorians
Yeah, Hugo, Baudelaire, and Gautier on hash and opium — Les Paradis Artificiels, indeed. Then there was Poe ramped up on laudanum and whiskey, Humphrey Davy, Coleridge, and Southey with their laughing gas, ether, and opium parties… and who knows what the hell Lewis Carroll was on. Everything, apparently — mushrooms, hookahs, and pills and potions that make people shrink and time go backwards.
Hunter S. Thompson: piker.
Comment by happyfeet on 7/5 @ 11:49 am #
Whoa. Those two guys sure are in a pickle. But what’s keeping the tan guy from falling on his face exactly?
Comment by serr8d on 7/5 @ 12:00 pm #
“But what’s keeping the tan guy from falling on his face exactly?”
Definitely duct tape. Double-sided maybe. Swathed just under his diaper.
Comment by SevenEleventy on 7/5 @ 12:02 pm #
Comment by McGehee on 7/5 @ 11:36 am #
I tripped once at the Victorian Hotel.
Did you skin your knee?
No, I skinned my mind!
Comment by Rusty on 7/5 @ 1:10 pm #
I’m not that old, and no you can’t.
Comment by Silver Whistle on 7/5 @ 1:15 pm #
Don’t you like the smell of old folks, Rusty?
Comment by McGehee on 7/5 @ 2:26 pm #
Sounds you took quite a header. ;-)
Comment by SevenEleventy on 7/5 @ 3:05 pm #
Sounds you took quite a header. ;-)
I fell for a good six hours! ☺
Comment by gebrauchshund on 7/5 @ 3:06 pm #
“Ever read “Blood on the Hurdles,†by Wun Hung Lo?”
No, but I saw some good reviews for “Under the Bleachers” by Seymore Butz.
Comment by SevenEleventy on 7/5 @ 3:12 pm #
“The Russian Eunuch”, by Whobiturcockoff
Comment by Rusty on 7/5 @ 3:24 pm #
#17
How old, exactly? “cause if yer talkin already in the dirt old, then no, I don’t like that smell. But if you mean older than me? Then, yes I probably should get used to it since that time isn’t too far off. And no. You can’t use the chariot either. How can I score my crank if you have the wheels?
Comment by Silver Whistle on 7/5 @ 4:12 pm #
#22
Just sort of leaky colostomy, yesterday’s cabbage kind of old.
Comment by Rusty on 7/5 @ 7:35 pm #
I currently have no use for either one.