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You know who hasn’t released his medical history? Barack Obama [Karl]

Barack Obama’s camapign has yet to follow through with information on Obama’s health and medical history – which apparently will be a doctor’s note, rather than the massive medical records dump John McCain did last week (showing him to be in good health).

At the Politico, Jeff Stier, an anti-smoking zealot associate director of the American Council on Science and Health, estimates that Obama has smoked between 50,000 and 70,000 cigarettes, which may have long-term and sometimes irreversible health consequences: 

More than half of all lung cancers are diagnosed in ex-smokers. And it’s not just lung cancer. Ex-smokers face long term risks for pancreatic, esophageal, bladder, and kidney cancers, to name a few.

A 1998 study reported that the amount of fatty deposits in the carotid artery depended on total pack-years of tobacco exposure in a lifetime, not whether a patient currently smokes. A smoker’s excess risk of a stroke doesn’t return to that of nonsmokers until at least five, or as long as 20, years after quitting. It is possible that Obama would have to serve a hypothetical four smoke-free terms before his stroke risk returned to normal.

Will those who clamored for the full, complete and timely disclosure Of McCain’s medical records keep their eyes on the prize with respect to Obama’s health?  My bet would be that Obama skates on by in a smokescreen.

(h/t Memeorandum.)

31 Replies to “You know who hasn’t released his medical history? Barack Obama [Karl]”

  1. Ouroboros says:

    Thanks Karl… I quit smoking 5 years ago to try and live a healthier life.. now you tell me ex-smokers are actually more likely to get some horrific smoking related disease…

    Arrrrghhh!!! Fuck it… where are my Marlboros?!

  2. Hoodlumman says:

    Why do you all want to invade the messiah’s medical right to privacy?

  3. BumperStickerist says:

    my god, 3,000 packs of cigs pays for a lot of food programs. Rather than focus on Obama’s health, I prefer we all think of the government programs Barack Obama supported through his selfless dedication to smoking.

  4. Aldo says:

    Will those who clamored for the full, complete and timely disclosure Of McCain’s medical records keep their eyes on the prize with respect to Obama’s health?

    You might have well have just said: “Beetle Juice! Beetle Juice! Beetle Juice”

    Now we’ll be hearing about IDT and the Luddites for the rest of the day.

  5. Rob Crawford says:

    Hmmm… I know why the Obamas had financial difficulties. Barack was spending the money on smokes!

  6. Hey, it worked for Kennedy, JFK was able to sell himself as young, vital, and healthy while being a physical wreck on pills.

  7. Karl says:

    Aldo,

    My prior post on McCain’s health reords went unvisited by some…

  8. nishizonoshinji says:

    hehe, he doesnt need to, just look.
    ;)

  9. JD says:

    the nishit likes to just make up history as it goes along, Karl. It is the same school of thought that brings us “no conscience no guilt” and “no brain no pain”.

  10. Pablo says:

    Indeed, look.

    Only 44, and not even a smoker. And quite dead from lung cancer. Obama should get MRI’s and release them.

  11. Aldo says:

    BTW Nishi, I answered your comments about the youth vote in the pub.

  12. Pug says:

    Maybe McCain and Obama should play a little one-on-one round ball.

    That might answer a few questions.

  13. psycho... says:

    Obama’s lazy-smoker man-titties are the only things about him that suggest that maybe he’s not a total jackhole. Complaining about the single human flaw in his perfect costume of conformity — leftist.

  14. JD says:

    Pug – What would that prove, exactly?

  15. Aldo says:

    JD,

    I have a feeling Obama would not be able to post up against McCain, despite the age difference. Obama would probably look to the ref’s for help winning the game.

  16. alppuccino says:

    Well Pug may have a point. Tough to block a shot when you can’t lift your arms above your head because you’ve been hung from the ceiling by your wrists-behind your back.

    Of course Obama may be reluctant to go to the hole because with McCain scurrying in the key, it might look like Auschwitz to him and he could have vicarious attic flashbacks from his great-uncle and just curl up in a ball at half court for six months. So it’s a pick ’em.

  17. nishizonoshinji says:

    back at chu Aldo.
    ;)

  18. JD says:

    I was a walk-on for a D-1 team. I would love to play Baracky.

  19. alppuccino says:

    Don’t forget the “statement foul” JD.

  20. Arthur says:

    If half of lung cancer cases were smokers , what was the other half? So by not smoking I have a 50% chance of getting lung cancer? What’s a boy to do?

  21. The Lost Dog says:

    If Obama releases his medical recotds, and it turns out that he has a deviated septum from doing too much blow, I bet that would lift him at least five points in the polls.

  22. B Moe says:

    If half of lung cancer cases were smokers , what was the other half? So by not smoking I have a 50% chance of getting lung cancer? What’s a boy to do?

    Cook it up in brownies.

  23. Merovign says:

    If half of lung cancer cases were smokers , what was the other half? So by not smoking I have a 50% chance of getting lung cancer? What’s a boy to do?

    Visit http://www.numberwatch.co.uk and/or buy a math book.

  24. Barack Obama says:

    I am perfectly healthy, bitches.

    Do you have a light?

  25. Brett says:

    Ah, anti-smoking–the equal opportunity bigotry of choice for postwarriors.

  26. Steven Jens says:

    #24, thanks for that URL, though a quick look around didn’t provide an explanation of what you’re talking about. Which I hope just means I didn’t look hard enough, because #21’s mistake is sadly common.

    The percentage of lung-cancer sufferers who are non-smokers is not the same thing as the percentage of non-smokers who are lung-cancer sufferers. Suppose – I’m making up these numbers – that 1% of non-smokers get lung cancer, that 3% of smokers do, and that 25% of the population smokes. Then .75% of the population will be non-smokers with lung cancer and 3*.25%=.75% of the population will be smokers with lung cancer; in other words, half of the people with lung cancer are non-smokers.

    See also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayes'_theorem

  27. Joel Owen says:

    Lung Cancer scared the hell out of me that is why i do not smoke cigarettes anymore.`.-

  28. lung cancer can be avoided if you stay out of air pollutants like some chemicals and tobacco smoke.*`’

  29. lung cancer could kill you in just a day so stop smoking as early as possible~,*

  30. lung cancer can be prevented by avoiding cigarette smoking and polluted air`’`

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