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Jimmuh! You magnificent bastard! [Karl]

For all that has been written over the years about the supposed political genius of Karl Rove, the real man of genius in this cycle has to be former Pres. Jimmy Carter, who is valiantly waging a one-man campaign to make Barack Obama’s foreign policy positions (whatever they are today) seem moderate by comparison.

Jimmuh, currently at the Hay-on-Wye festival, is claiming that Israel has 150 nuclear weapons in its arsenal.  He also argued that the US should talk directly to Iran to persuade it to drop its nuclear ambitions.  He bases the latter argument in part on the following “reasoning“:

What happens if, in three years’ time, Iran has a nuclear weapon? I’m not sure that is going to happen, but if it does, what do we do? They are rational people like all of us in this room. Do they want to commit suicide? I would guess not. So what we have to do is talk with them now and say to them we want to be their friends…

The United States must let Iran know that we want to give them fuel and everything they need for a non-military nuclear program…

Of course, there is all sorts of evidence that Islamist fundamentalists can be suicidal.  Moreover, for the past three years or so, the US has negotiated with Iran, working directly with the EU-3 (the UK, France and Germany), the UN’s International Atomic Energy Agency (whose investigation Iran continues to stonewall) and the UN Security Council.  Furthermore, Iran has consistently rejected Russia’s offers to provide Iran with enriched uranium for civilian purposes, in exchange for an agreement to stop uranium enrichment in Iran.

However, Carter’s statements allow Obama another opportunity to distance himself from Carter and thereby create the illusion that he is moderate on foreign policy by comparison.

Carter has yet to blame the Mossad for that 1979 rabbit attack, but the election is over five months away.

(h/t Memeorandum.)

Update: Jimmuh’s wackitude at Hay-on-Wye continues with a call for the Britain and other European governments to break from the US over the international embargo on Gaza.

49 Replies to “Jimmuh! You magnificent bastard! [Karl]”

  1. daleyrocks says:

    Barack Obama = Jimmy Carter with melanin

  2. J. Peden says:

    However, Carter’s statements allow Obama another opportunity to distance himself from Carter.

    What? Obama could no more renounce HOPE than he could Marxism.

  3. ed says:

    What would you call our current president`s foreign policy position? Conservative? War doesn’t seem to be working out very well for us as far as I can tell. At least talk is cheap.

  4. Aldo says:

    <em>The United States must let Iran know that we want to give them fuel…</em>
     
    What if we just give them some hints about where to find it?  Like, um…right underneath them.
     

  5. Aldo says:

    #3 What would you call our current president`s foreign policy position? Conservative? War…
     
    We are not at war with Iran Ed.  We have been attempting to talk to them for years.  Do you ever read a newspaper?
     
     

  6. Rob O'Connor says:

    I can’t believe this invertebrate was our president.  Hey Dhimmi, how about doing the Habitat for Humanity thing in the West Bank. To hell with the Palestinians, they had their chance, and they chose chaos.  What happened to Arafat’s wife?  She took the money, ran, and didn’t give a rat’s ass about the Palestinian people!  We chose you as a leader, and suffered the consequences.  Shouldn’t the Palestinian have that same right?  Didn’t you verify the election?  If you’re so concerned send them your money.  You’re as outdated as Disco!

  7. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates - UMBA says:

    War doesn’t seem to be working out very well for us as far as I can tell.
    If by “us” you mean “the Islamofascists and their fellow-travelers on the American Left”, you have a point. Otherwise, not so much.
    I think you need to report to your nearest indoctrination center for a Pravda upgrade, ed.
     
     
     

  8. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates - UMBA says:

    Okay, that’s weird. A minute ago I got a WYSIWYG editor, but now it’s back to a plain text box.

    I assume blog tweakig is still in progress?

  9. sashal says:

    what I am wondering about is where Carter was getting this info about 150 nuclear weapons ?
    Who is that spy?
    As far as suicidal, Karl, again-there is no country in the whole world which is….
    Separate terrorist individuals could be…

  10. Cowboy says:

    OK, sashal, it’s technically true that a country can’t be suicidal. The leaders of a country–like Iran–can, however, encourage suicide bombing by it’s more zealous citizens.

    Iran sponsors suicide. Clear enough for you?

  11. Rob O'Connor says:

    Cowboy, don’t waste your time with the likes of sashal. He/she will take things literally when it suits their position, and use metaphors to inflame rather than inform when it doesn’t. thor is notorious for this tactic during a post. Joe Biden and Chris Dodd are their senate equivalent. They are full of rhetoric, and use non sequiturs the instant their arguments falter. Welcome to the blogosphere!

  12. Karl says:

    sashal,

    The “suicidal” link takes you to Jeffrey Goldberg:

    Those of us who have a hard time believing that even the most irrational Iranian leader would actually sacrifice Persian civilization on the altar of anti-Zionism ought to pay attention to this story, about the tendency among Islamists toward national suicide.

    “this story” is a column in the JPost, noting not only that Hamas is pursuing a policy likely to result in losing Gaza, but also the following examples:

    • The first case is that of Saddam Hussein, who in 2003 could have avoided war and conquest by allowing UN inspectors to search for (the apparently non-existent) weapons of mass destruction wherever they wanted. Yet Iraq’s ruler opted for war, knowing full well that he would have to face the might of the US.

    • The second case is that of Yasser Arafat in 2000, who after the failure of the Camp David and Taba talks had two options: continue talking to Israel – under the leadership of Ehud Barak, this country’s most moderate and flexible government ever – or resort to violence. He chose the latter, with the result that all progress toward Palestinian independence was blocked. The ensuing loss of life, on both sides, testified to Arafat’s preference for suicide over compromise.

    • The third case is that of the Taliban. Post-9/11, their leadership had two options: to enter into negotiations with the US, with a view to extraditing Osama bin Laden, or to risk war and destruction. The choice they made was obvious: Better to die fighting than to give up an inch.

    IN ALL three cases, the conclusion is plain: prolonged war, death, destruction and national suicide are preferable to peaceful solutions of conflicts: Dying is preferable to negotiating with infidels. The same conclusion, of course, is applicable to the Palestinians voting for Hamas and its suicidal path, and to Iran’s decision to confront the Security Council in its insistence on acquiring nuclear weapons.

    Add Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s end times belief in the so-called “Twelfth Imam,” his reported past as an instructor for teeenage suicide squads during the Iran-Iraq war, and his celebration of that mindset as Iran’s president. Add the Iranian mullocracy’s approval of those suicidal war tactics and continued support for Ahmadinejad. None of it inspires the sort of confidence in Iran’s rationality that Carter seems to have.

  13. Darleen says:

    Oh… I wish JeffG would do a brief conversation with Jimmy Carter’s sweater, cuz O!’s telling us we can no longer eat/drive/live as we wish anymore without the permission of the world is SO 70’s-retro!

  14. Jeffersonian says:

    Anyone wanna bet Jimmeh’s got a flag flying outside his Plains plantation today…a white one?

  15. Noah D says:

    …is claiming that Israel has 150 nuclear weapons in its arsenal.

    I most certainly hope so. Were I the Israeli head of state I’d want enough to cripple (in the case of significant active attacks) or kill (in the case of existential-threat attacks) every major Islamic state in the area at once (say, from Pakistan to Lybia, on the outside), and enough left over after that to deter those who might object too strenuously. I hope they’ve got enough delivery systems, though.

  16. N. O'Brain says:

    My ongoing fear is that Barack Obama would be a worse President thatn Jimmah Carter.

    I am re-thinking my position.

  17. sashal says:

    O’K, but where the fuck this info about 150 nuclear weapons is coming from.
    I hope they have thousands, but isn’t that supposed to be a secret number anyhow?
    So, what Carter is doing is divulging information, unless he is just blatantly taking shit out of the blue sky

  18. N. O'Brain says:

    “Comment by sashal on 5/26 @ 11:12 am #

    As far as suicidal, Karl, again-there is no country in the whole world which is….”

    Once again, sashal proves the depths of his ignorance of history,

    Look up Germany, Nazi, and 1945, April.

  19. N. O'Brain says:

    “Comment by sashal on 5/26 @ 12:33 pm #

    O’K, but where the fuck this info about 150 nuclear weapons is coming from.”

    Dude, Carter was President of the United States.

    He had a security clearance.

  20. Spiny Norman says:

    Karl,

    sashal,

    The “suicidal” link takes you to Jeffrey Goldberg:

    The Mad Mullahs have no illusions about suffering the consequences of a nuclear attack on Israel, and they don’t care:

    [Former Iranian President Ali Hashemi] Rafsanjani stated that the establishment of Israel has inflicted hundreds of billions of dollars in damage on states in the region. However, since the essence of the phenomenon of Israel is colonialist – colonialism benefits from this fabricated government. Rafsanjani added that following the end of the official colonialist [era], the perpetrators of colonialism set out to replace it, examined various means, and [found that] the most important means was to create states that were connected by the umbilicus to colonialism in sensitive areas.

    The formation of the Zionist state in the land of Palestine was a multi-faceted base for colonialism. By this means, the West rid itself of Zionism, while establishing it in Palestine. Meanwhile, the colonialists affiliated themselves with Zionism and the state of Israel so as to keep them like a tool in their service, even though, for its own survival, colonialism is itself dependent on Zionism.

    Rafsanjani added that with the formation of Israel, colonialists created insecurity in the region, exposing states to threats so as to bring them under the dominion of colonialism. The survival of Israel depends on the interests of global arrogance and colonialism, and as long as this base is beneficial to them, they will preserve it.

    Nuclear Weapons Can Solve the Israel Problem
    Rafsanjani said that Muslims must surround colonialism and force them [the colonialists] to see whether Israel is beneficial to them or not. If one day, he said, the world of Islam comes to possess the weapons currently in Israel’s possession [meaning nuclear weapons] – on that day this method of global arrogance would come to a dead end. This, he said, is because the use of a nuclear bomb in Israel will leave nothing on the ground, whereas it will only damage the world of Islam.

    He might not be saying that they will absolutely use the Bomb as soon as they get it, just that they are not concerned with what the Israelis might do in return – there are a billion Muslims in the world and the Israelis can’t kill them all.

  21. Gordon says:

    President Carter? Thank you for you taking my question. I’m curious, how did speaking with the Iranians work our for you?

  22. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates - UMBA says:

    Dhimmi “spoke with” the Iranians for 444 days, as I recall.

  23. Pablo says:

    what I am wondering about is where Carter was getting this info about 150 nuclear weapons?
    Who is that spy?

    That would be Mordechai Vanunu. This is old news.

  24. Mikey NTH says:

    The classic example of national suicide is Imperial Japan. The IJN was shattered, the airforce was resorting to suicide attacks that were not stopping the allies. Most major cities had been gutted in fire raids. Imports were nil. And the Japanese government continued to fight on. Hiroshima was nuked and they continued to fight. Nagasaki was nuked and they continued to fight until the Emperor himself, in an unprecedented move, personally intervened and said enough. It took a blockade, the destruction of all useful offensive forces, the destruction of all major cities, and two nukings to get them to quit. (Based on the battles of Saipan and Okinawa the casualties for the Japanese – both military and civilian – in the event of an allied invasion of the home islands – would have staggered belief. Even a blockade for another six months would have resulted in mass starvation.)

    That is how national suicide is done.

  25. Pablo says:

    See also Burma.

  26. N. O'Brain says:

    One of the best books about the battle for Okinawa is “With the Old
    Breed” by E. B. Sledge.

    http://tinyurl.com/53837u

  27. It was especially nice of Jimmy to tell the world about Israel’s nuclear weapons capacity. Maybe he could release some more secret info, a few documents and codes while he’s at it.

  28. Merovign says:

    Can I just interject at this point to say that Carter needs to drink a nice, tall frosty glass of Shut The Hell Up, with a chaser of plutonium?

    This dumbass long ago locked in the “worst former American President” award and is shooting for the world title.

  29. Doug Ross says:

    I’ve updated my Jimmy Carter threat level advisory accordingly (click my name).

  30. I can’t begin to expres the shame I feel at sharing a city, a state with that poor excuse for a human being. Still, he’s human and he’ll die soon. Then we’ll only have to listen to Billy Jeff.

    As long as we Stop The Obama Ex-Presidency, Now!

  31. Mike Myers says:

    You can leave the “magnificent” off this sawed off sorry little bastard of a peanut farming Nobel Prize winner. It may take the patience of Job while waiting for it, but ultimately this little jerk will shuffle off this mortal coil and we will have heard the last of Jimmuh.

  32. Justin says:

    The title suggests that you might have read his book. I sure hope you mean the one about his mother, and not about Palestine. Yuk.

  33. B Moe says:

    So what we have to do is talk with them now and say to them we want to be their friends…

    I am trying to decide if it is senility or battered woman syndrome. What do you all think?

  34. Ric Locke says:

    I’m less interested in Jimmah than I am in the smarmy b*ds with him at Hay-on-Wye.

    Did it not occur to anyone to ask him, “Mr. Carter, you negotiated with the Iranians for over a year. What did you offer? What did you get?”

    Regards,
    Ric

  35. B Moe says:

    “What did you get?”

    That one is easy, he got sent back to Plains.

  36. Ric Locke says:

    Well, yeah, B Moe, you know that and I know that.

    What does Jimmah think he got? More important, what did he offer?

    Regards,
    Ric

  37. Well, you know, it’s been rumored for years that Rosalynn Carter preferred her GSP escort (in toto, naturally) to Jimmah.

    Damned if that wouldn’t make for good blackmail.

  38. Jimmuh Carter says:

    Oh yeah, just forget about those so-called “hostages’. They were guests of Iran, put up in the finest Holiday Inn we could find, with room service, private security and even restraints to keep them from falling and injuring themselves! Really, it was a kindness provided by our friends, solely for their protection!Trust me on this!

    That damn Reagan screwed everything up!

  39. Education Guy says:

    What does Jimmah think he got? More important, what did he offer?

    It occurs to me that among a certain camp the outcome is the least important aspect of any situation. To appear to be doing well is the only thing that really matters, and on that front Jimmuh is a world champ. It’s a bit Machiavellian to be sure, but it fits everything the senile old hater and those who agree with him do.

  40. Rob O'Connor says:

    Someone please point me to a news article where Jimmy Carter is outraged over Hezbollah’s recent military action in Lebanon. He never seems overly concerned about the terrorist behavior of Hamas or Hezbollah(proxies of Iran & Syria), but he has plenty of criticism for Israel and the US. I guess he’ll call for a UN Human Rights Commission report, right? Oh wait, they’ll be too busy investigating the US for racism.

  41. JD says:

    He really is disgusting. Why doesn’t he just tell everyone where they are? Maybe give out the GPS coordinates?

  42. TmjUtah says:

    We’ve been at war with the mullahocracy of Iran since 1979.

    Just because for most of the last twenty eight years our government has been content to take repeated kicks to the groin (and pile up dead servicememebers) doesn’t mean we haven’t been at war.

    It just means that people like James Earl Carter have had too much of a say in how we , shall we say, participate.

    We could kill every Persian in Iran and I wouldn’t shed a tear. Nukes or E-tools, I’d take a part in that job for free. Kill the mullahs because it’s the right thing to do, kill the rest because if they cleaned their own shit up we wouldn’t have to.

    And that is called “sending a message”. Do you think we’d have to spend five years trying to get the lights back on ANYWHERE if we actually went back to fighting wars like they were like, you know, fucking wars?

    I miss my friends. And I’ve come to hate the political elite of this country almost as much as I hate those that murdered my friends. And that’s not good, and that’s why I’m building fences, washing clothes, and doing chores today.

    And God bless and keep America… from harming herself.

    Have a FINE day.

  43. Lisa says:

    Sigh. I have tried to defend Prez Carter in the past. But he needs to be muzzled. The Iranians should send him a monthly stipend since he insists on being so helpful to them. I heard on NPR this morning that the Iranians directly quoted his idiot statement about Israeli nuclear arms to defend contining their nuclear program. Nice fucking job, bucky.

    Fun times.

  44. B Moe says:

    It occurs to me that among a certain camp the outcome is the least important aspect of any situation.

    You mean the kind of people who think a Muslim apostate is the best choice to negotiate with Islamic Fundamentalists?

  45. Rusty says:

    On the plus side, he can really pound a nail.

  46. alppuccino says:

    Have I ever asked you guys for anything? Ever?

    I don’t want much, but if it’s not too much to ask, I’d like to be dropped in the Yukon with Jimmy Carter, then as we’re walking along I’d like for us to come upon an 1800 lb grizzly with her cubs, I’d like to have a really good digital video camera, I’d like for Jimmy to say “I’ll talk to her, let her know that we want to be her friends.”, I’d like to have plenty of battery power in the camera, I’d like to then be airlifted out, and then I’d like to have a really festive YouTube party.

  47. thor - typical PW traffic driver says:

    I’d like to witness 1800-pound grizzlies mating. Monster grizzly schlong, schwing!

  48. alppuccino says:

    They do it grizzly-style

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