Vladimir: “Take that, Sarko!”
“I have always had a negative opinion of those who, with their snotty noses and their erotic fantasies, meddle in other people’s lives,” he said.
Oh, yeah, Puto? Well, Jeff could beat you up. And it’s not as though you’re not known for meddling in people’s lives.
Record number of Americans have (their) heads up (their) asses.

















Comment by piraticalbob on 4/18 @ 10:30 am #
Putina?
Nope. Puta.
Comment by kelly on 4/18 @ 10:35 am #
Putenda?
Comment by Animal Mutha on 4/18 @ 10:48 am #
If I gotta die for a word, let my word be Puuntang..
eat Shit and Die, Sarko!
Comment by Ouroboros on 4/18 @ 10:53 am #
A model AND totally flexible gymnast trumps a plain ole model everytime.
Comment by happyfeet on 4/18 @ 10:58 am #
I don’t like Putin. He makes Russians look like dicks, and I have to remember that they’re not like that really at all. Mostly just him. Napoleon complex I think, but really it’s probably not all that complicated and he’s just a dick.
Comment by Dan Collins on 4/18 @ 11:24 am #
I bet Jeff could kick his ass.
Comment by cranky-d on 4/18 @ 11:29 am #
In that Iraq war poll, I wonder how the questions were worded. I would agree that we can eventually reduce terrorism quite a bit even if we fail in Iraq, but we shouldn’t make it a choice to fail as the MSM would have us do.
I wonder why polls can’t just ask simple questions. They try to be nuanced and end up obfuscating the answers from those polled.
Comment by Jeffersonian on 4/18 @ 12:11 pm #
A rhythmic gymnast. Look for little putas soon.
Comment by McGehee on 4/18 @ 12:57 pm #
I believe the correct term is “putavich.”
…which leaves me wondering: in Russia, is a grandson a “son of a -vich”…?
Comment by Mikey NTH on 4/18 @ 1:47 pm #
Ace has some really amazing pictuers. I mean really, really amazing.
Comment by Enoch_Root - TWP also on 4/18 @ 1:57 pm #
Stephens would be my choice if I were Putin
Comment by SmokeVanThorn on 4/18 @ 2:19 pm #
Another horseshit poll. The questions asks whether the US “must” win in Iraq to succeed in the War on Terror. Has MCain said that the US can not win the GWOT if we are defeatd in Iraq? Or does he make the sensible point that winning the GWOT will be made far more difficult if we are defeated in Iraq? How many of those polled would be stupid enough to say that losing in Iraq would have no effect on our ultimate success in the GWOT?
Comment by B Moe on 4/18 @ 3:34 pm #
Fucking dictators get all the good pussy, man.
Comment by Pablo on 4/18 @ 3:39 pm #
For lack of anywhere better to put this:
Guess. Who said it?
Comment by bigbooner on 4/18 @ 3:48 pm #
Big Bird?
Comment by ccoffer on 4/18 @ 4:15 pm #
Its sad how polls instead of empirical data are now supposed to be news. If ABC ran an ABC poll of their viewers and found that two thirds of them were of the firm belief that the moon was made of cheese, do you reckon the story would then go on to talk about the political ramifications of the poll results, or does it seem more likely that the story would conclude there are a plethora of dumb fucks responding to their poll?
Comment by thor on 4/18 @ 8:36 pm #
Goddamn Russia, good times, good times.
Comment by Cowboy on 4/19 @ 6:17 am #
Damn, that woman is bendy.