Obama: Unelectable, that’s what you are
Unelectable though near or far
Though the rants of Wright may hinder me
Her transparent lies screw Hillary
Never before has someone been more
Hillary: Unelectable in every way
That’s why I am here, that’s why I stay
That’s why, Barry, it’s delectable
That someone so unelectable
Thinks that I am unelectable, too
<instrumental interlude: tuba and digeridoo>
Obama: Unelectable in every way!
Hillary: That’s why I’m still here, the crap you say!
Both: S/he thinks her/his shit’s undetectable–
How can one so unelectable
Think that I am unelectable, too?
Next up, Obama sings “Get Back, Honky Donk”
Joan of Argghh! brings us the American Idol judges on Barack’s recent performance.
Insta-lanche! (h/t Karl)
Ebony, Ivory, together in perfect harmony.
O they built the ship Titanic
to sail the ocean blue
and they thought they built the ship
that the water wouldn’t get through
it was on its maiden trip when an iceberg hit the ship
it was sad when the great ship went down.
BTW, behold Baracky. Near genius, as I say there.
How near is ‘near’?
Mikey, my comment there explains where it falls short.
I say neither one would stand a chance against the American Idol judges.
That’s fabulous, Joan.
Karl, you mean we’re not supposed to be offended that they lightened him up a bit? and what’s with Hillary being a black man? I guess the pantsuits have hidden that well.
Ugh. *sniff* Give me a moment here.
That’s just priceless. I hope somebody from Limbaugh’s show calls you up and asks for help with the rest of the lyrics. Or Saturday Night Live (yah, I remember when it was funny) could make a killing with it, too.
Y’know, I’m not sure, but I think I saw that guy on the right in a porn video once.
brilliant
Thanks, Dan, but your lyrics and phrasing in this song is just brilliant! I can’t stand it when someone gets the metre and phrasing out of synch with the original, it makes my ears bleed. But this is a hit. It’s got a nice beat and you can sway to it without looking like a dork. I give it a nine.
Anyway, sorry to link-whore on your turf, but it seemed too harmonious to pass up.
:o)
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Hey, I respect link whores, when they give good post.
Well! Thanks for the Protein Goodness of a link! I feel fortified already.
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Ha! Grammy material…
JOM-a-lanche!
Insta-lanche! And Reynolds took my line!
Heh, Indeed!
I’d feel more jocular if Obama hadn’t just raised $40 million in one month and Brock, Begala and Soros weren’t plunking down another $40 mil to attack his opponent.
I can only hope that he goes down like McGovern or Air America.
AST,
True, though when I go to the store, I cannot seem to find New Coke on the shelves.
“I’d feel more jocular if Obama hadn’t just raised $40 million in one month and Brock, Begala and Soros weren’t plunking down another $40 mil to attack his opponent.”
Wow. That kind of money will buy a lot of shoe polish.
That kind of money… well, usually you have to go to Hollywood and watch that kind of money get wasted. Or any entitlement agency of the Federal government.
Unelectable. That about covers it.
The question still remains: does the national party have the guts to send Obama back to the minors, or do they cave on the national election in order to pander to the Black Democrat vote.
I said “cave” – that means Yes! Yes they will!.
#5 Karl: Ah, not nearly near enough to be nearly sufficient.
Got it.
#18 AST: You know what is the first problem? A bought politician won’t stay bought. You know what is the second problem? Neither will a bought voter.
It’s all ‘what have you done for me lately’? And lately turns out to be eight this morning!
That was inspired.
OT: But a must read if you haven’t seen it. Sorry if this is not welcome. I wasn’t sure where to put it.
http://www.libertyforall.net/?p=1262
“We achieved an overall reduction of 66 percent in the size of government, measured by the number of employees. The government’s share of GDP dropped from 44 to 27 percent. We were now running surpluses, and we established a policy never to leave dollars on the table: We knew that if we didn’t get rid of this money, some clown would spend it. So we used most of the surplus to pay off debt, and debt went from 63 percent down to 17 percent of GDP. We used the remainder of the surplus each year for tax relief. We reduced income tax rates by half and eliminated incidental taxes. As a result of these policies, revenue increased by 20 percent. Yes, Ronald Reagan was right: lower tax rates do produce more revenue.”
Now, there’s hope for change I can believe in….
“I’d feel more jocular if Obama hadn’t just raised $40 million in one month and Brock, Begala and Soros weren’t plunking down another $40 mil to attack his opponent.”
Make them spend it all.
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Both of ’em are leading FDR’s party into the political desert. (With an assist from Billy Boy, fer sure.)
Ah, but Denny, the Republicans already beat them to it – and I speak as a former state delegate for my precinct who is now registered as “unaffiliated”.
Our nation is on a ballistic course, with no leadership at the conn.
I cannot lie, I’m worried.
Probably because we’ve become a nation of telephone sanitizers.
We are the descendants of the B Ark. And at least we won’t die of some phone-born illness.
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