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Paterson for President [Dan Collins]

The man poised to succeed Gov. Eliot Spitzer would not only become the first black governor of New York. He would also be the state’s first legally blind governor and its first disabled governor since Franklin D. Roosevelt.

He’s also a pretty darned good poem.

14 Replies to “Paterson for President [Dan Collins]”

  1. MC says:

    Let’s hope he’ll be the physician that NY needs…

  2. happyfeet says:

    The governor of New York is nailing hookers. Where’s Jeff?

  3. psycho... says:

    He would also be the state’s first legally blind governor

    Anyone who knows that is a danger to us all and should be smashed against a rock until the clan is safe.

    Now that I’ve read it, I’ll have to aim my next drink at the brain cells it’s infected and hope that an alcoholic micro-lobotomy can restore my sanity.

    (I poked out the capitols of the Dakotas yesterday with gin. I feel better.)

  4. happyfeet says:

    No. For real. It seems really really meaningful to me that the governor of New York is banging hookers and yet we remain in a state of jefflessness. It’s like there’s an imbalance in the force or something.

  5. datadave says:

    Damn, Man-dan, you’ve got tastes in poetic’s and pictures too. I see an Edward Hooper framing that poem. But enough suckn’ ass.

    Heard on Albany npr station this Patterson’s got a great rep and with even Bruno liking him he’d even out this storm of idiocy that is passing. But I am afraid the current Gov. is taking his tune from his friend Alan Dershowitz who is advocating the Spitzer stay in there and use the governorship as a plea bargaining chip.

  6. Alec Leamas says:

    Black . . . and . . . blind?

    Please tell me he can play the sax or blues guitar . . .

  7. happyfeet says:

    You’ll just have to take my word for it but yes when I pout actually it is very attractive.

  8. S. Weasel says:

    Yes! At last! Can we call him Blind Lemon Paterson? Pleeeeease?

  9. Dan Collins says:

    S. Weasel–that’s not my decision, but I did hear someone say that even the Lieutenant Governor was “in the dark” regarding Spitzer’s plans. Which was just . . . terribibble.

  10. S. Weasel says:

    […] I just found out (via Protein Wisdom) that the lieutenant governor of New York is a brother. And he’s blind. That is so excellent! […]

  11. Cowboy says:

    He’s also a pretty darned good poem.

    Yeah, Dan, but you try explaining to a classroom full of non-English majors why this is poetry:

    so much depends
    upon
    a red wheel
    barrow

    glazed with rain
    water

    beside the white
    chickens.

  12. happyfeet says:

    Think sort of Blue Steel commingled with a young Jack Kerouac. Like that.

  13. Dan Collins says:

    Mmmmmmmmm. Glazed chicken.

  14. jon says:

    Will Geraldine Ferraro say it’s his blindness or his blackness that got him the post? Or will she go far offscript and blame his fidelity?

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