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February 9, 2008
Pimping Chelsea [Dan Collins]
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Comment by happyfeet on 2/9 @ 6:06 pm #
It’s Tori Spelling all over again, really. Just tragic. She’ll never find her own path if she doesn’t learn to say no.
Comment by Dan Collins on 2/9 @ 6:07 pm #
I think it’s cool that she mends her own fishnets.
Comment by Karl on 2/9 @ 6:08 pm #
That is just so wrong. You know Scarlett is an Obama girl.
Comment by SarahW on 2/9 @ 6:39 pm #
Whoah, flashback.
Guess in runs in the family.
What Hillary-Pimping Problem?
Comment by Synova on 2/9 @ 6:45 pm #
Wow. That’s a really good photoshop.
Comment by Synova on 2/9 @ 6:46 pm #
Oh… and for shame! Bad bad. You people are so naughty.
Comment by Dan Collins on 2/9 @ 6:47 pm #
Yeah. Serr8d has skillz.
Comment by McGehee on 2/9 @ 6:55 pm #
Somebody call Olberdouche quick! We need him to issue an apology on behalf of Protein Wisdom.
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What?
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He’s not a free-lance apologist? That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard!
Dude, have you even seen his show?
Comment by nishizonoshinji on 2/9 @ 6:55 pm #
it is unfair to mock chelsea, cuz she fugly.
that is why she is off limits to pressmockery.
Comment by Education Guy on 2/9 @ 6:59 pm #
I don’t think she’s that fugly, and once she involved herself with the campaign she became very much a legitimate target of discussion.
Comment by happyfeet on 2/9 @ 7:05 pm #
What I suspect is that they’d rather you thought her fugly than stupid. This is why she doesn’t do interviews I’m afraid. Something in her eyes. The drift, it levels pretty mercilessly sometimes.
Comment by Carin on 2/9 @ 7:25 pm #
I hope you know HIllary! has now put you on the list of “things to do” on HiilaryKristallnacht.
Comment by geoffb on 2/9 @ 7:31 pm #
Ace has competition now.
Comment by Sean M. on 2/9 @ 7:32 pm #
I’M OUTRAGED!!1!eleven!
Comment by Karl on 2/9 @ 7:34 pm #
Carin,
It would be scary indeed to be on HRC’s “to do” list.
/Huma
Comment by serr8d on 2/9 @ 7:55 pm #
There is legitimization for this, actually.
I would never do such a thing without some provocation~! ;D
Comment by Karl on 2/9 @ 7:58 pm #
Oh, I got it. And quite good Photoshopping. It’s just not fair to Scar-Jo.
Comment by serr8d on 2/9 @ 8:18 pm #
Thanks, Karl, Synova, and Dan.
D’ya think this would ruin my chances for an invite to the Lincoln?
Comment by Preston Taylor Holmes on 2/9 @ 8:48 pm #
That one makes me uncomfortable and gets me hot at the same time. That’s the best way, I’ve found.
Comment by nishizonoshinji on 2/9 @ 8:52 pm #
she fugly
they hav done as much as they can with extreme braces and a nose job, but she fugly.
an unfortunate combination of genes.
Comment by nishizonoshinji on 2/9 @ 8:56 pm #
get real ppl…..she looks like billclinton in drag.
Comment by Jinksy on 2/9 @ 9:33 pm #
I guess it was true that Hillary was really trying to pimp out Chelsea.
Comment by happyfeet on 2/9 @ 9:37 pm #
I might have been born just plain white trash
But Chelsea was my name
Comment by CraigC on 2/9 @ 10:06 pm #
She’s a big-boned girl, isn’t she?
Comment by serr8d on 2/9 @ 10:13 pm #
nishizonoshinji, I tried my damndest to get your pic @20 to fit.
There was no way. Beyond my ken.
Comment by serr8d on 2/9 @ 10:15 pm #
(oh, in cyberpunk, past my gradient…)
;D
Comment by peter jackson on 2/9 @ 11:17 pm #
She was a homely kid but I think she’s getting prettier and prettier looking the older she gets. Or maybe it’s the older I get. What can I say? I like women.
Comment by peter jackson on 2/9 @ 11:21 pm #
Here you go Happyfeet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4ZCrMESar8
Comment by daleyrocks on 2/9 @ 11:25 pm #
I know that chick.
She said her name was Simone.
She stole my wallet and gave me an STD.
Comment by happyfeet on 2/9 @ 11:29 pm #
oh. Who knew? She’s a kick. Chelsea’s got her work cut out for her. Ok I think Bobbie is going on teh list too.
Comment by happyfeet on 2/9 @ 11:30 pm #
I want a dvd though. She’s too cool.
Comment by Merovign on 2/10 @ 2:00 am #
I was going to get all upset, and then I realized, hey, it’s Dan. Whatcha gonna do?
Comment by Viktor on 2/10 @ 2:04 am #
Hahaha! That is a hilarious picture. They should have taken a headshot of a less prim-and-proper chelsea though, that way it would have been a bit more realistic.
Comment by McGehee on 2/10 @ 9:13 am #
Not as funnt, though.
BECAUSE OF THE JUXTAPOSITION!!!
Comment by serr8d on 2/10 @ 10:13 am #
Hmmmph. Showed this to my wife.
Why is she now calling me ‘Vince’?
Comment by Dan Collins on 2/10 @ 11:01 am #
Thanks, Merovign. You understand.
Comment by bigbooner on 2/10 @ 12:20 pm #
I sure hope nobody criticizes the Bush girls.
Comment by happyfeet on 2/10 @ 12:27 pm #
It was Hillary’s synaptic reflex to take Shuster literally, mr. booner. How dare you call my daughter a DIRTY WHORE she shrieked. I think painting Hillary’s word pictures for her is very much inbounds really.
Comment by JD on 2/10 @ 12:41 pm #
Again, big media bends over and caters to the wishes of the Clintons. Just imagine how she would strong arm the media from the Oval Office. But that would be okay, because they are Dems. Fuckers. By this standard, Schuster and Olberdouche should have been imprisoned for what they say about Republicans.
Comment by Rusty on 2/10 @ 7:53 pm #
#21
Actually she bears a striking resemblance to Prince Charles. Poor girl.
Comment by Macker on 2/10 @ 8:59 pm #
Then again, this might be worse….