I wish I could write that I am linking to this video of Michigan Democratic Party chairman Mark Brewer explaining the Michigan ballot out of disgust with the way the Clintons manipulated the primary process, or out some sense of civic obligation to prevent people from spoiling their ballots.
In reality, I am linking it because it suggests that Chris Farley faked his own death. So you may want to skip directly to Brewer’s Facebook video.
Brewer: “Well, la-dee-freakin’-da! It looks like Obama’s using his ballots not for voting, but for… ROLLING DOOBIES!! And do me a favor, wouldja, Hillary, and SHUT YOUR BIG YAPPER!”
“I don’t care who does the voting as long as I do the nominating.”
— Mayor Richard Daley, Chicago
mojo can nominate, but I want to count the votes. Take that, beeyotch. Your enfranchise means nothing to me! lol
I just got back from voting. The numnut-Democrat (I saw the D next her name- they marked them as they went) ahead of me couldn’t figure out how to put her ballot into the counting machine.
Why do we allow these people to vote?
When they’re out voting, we’re wiring their homes for the RoveCo Mind-Control Field™.
It’s the only way to get them all out of the house, since welfare reform.
We I the Republican party in MI and FL, I would never once miss the opportunity to point out to my fellow citizens that they got fucked over in their primary.