I wish I could write that I am linking to this video of Michigan Democratic Party chairman Mark Brewer explaining the Michigan ballot out of disgust with the way the Clintons manipulated the primary process, or out some sense of civic obligation to prevent people from spoiling their ballots.
In reality, I am linking it because it suggests that Chris Farley faked his own death. So you may want to skip directly to Brewer’s Facebook video.

















Comment by Bender Bending Rodriguez on 1/15 @ 4:17 pm #
Brewer: “Well, la-dee-freakin’-da! It looks like Obama’s using his ballots not for voting, but for… ROLLING DOOBIES!! And do me a favor, wouldja, Hillary, and SHUT YOUR BIG YAPPER!”
Comment by mojo on 1/15 @ 4:22 pm #
“I don’t care who does the voting as long as I do the nominating.”
– Mayor Richard Daley, Chicago
Comment by JD on 1/15 @ 4:50 pm #
mojo can nominate, but I want to count the votes. Take that, beeyotch. Your enfranchise means nothing to me! lol
Comment by Carin on 1/15 @ 5:04 pm #
I just got back from voting. The numnut-Democrat (I saw the D next her name- they marked them as they went) ahead of me couldn’t figure out how to put her ballot into the counting machine.
Why do we allow these people to vote?
Comment by McGehee on 1/15 @ 6:11 pm #
When they’re out voting, we’re wiring their homes for the RoveCo Mind-Control Field™.
It’s the only way to get them all out of the house, since welfare reform.
Comment by JD on 1/15 @ 9:08 pm #
We I the Republican party in MI and FL, I would never once miss the opportunity to point out to my fellow citizens that they got fucked over in their primary.
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